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Fruit Fucker does Seattle

BallatikBallatik Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in PAX Archive
If only the enforcers had known what they were about to do when they tossed those pipe cleaners into the line. What was supposed to be fodder for simple arts and crafts was about to be twisted to a much more unsavory end.
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Once it was forged, it did what it was meant to do, first by securing the port...
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...and then by taking the city.

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But carnage and oppression is hard work, and relaxation would have to take its turn as well.

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With the city on it's knees, he could now partake in the fruits of his labor.

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But he can also be a benevolent ruler, and so also offers some of the spoils that we may quench ourselves.

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  • petfishpetfish Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Brilliant. Pure brilliance. Someone give this person a Nobel.

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    <khoo> PAX WAS LIKE A ZILLION DAYS
  • Crit_FailCrit_Fail Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Well done!

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    "The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole
  • badrewbadrew Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yes, well played

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  • GoogalashGoogalash Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Winnar of the forum.......

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  • defaultprophetdefaultprophet Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I crafted a Fruit Fucker from pipe cleaners as well. Some of you may have seen it on the way out after the Omegathon finals. I left him on a handrail of the steps by the weird sculpture/water feature thingy by the doors straight off the escalators.

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  • falsedeffalsedef Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ...and then by taking the city.

    Seattle%202007%20087.jpg

    King Kong eat your heart out

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Email this to Tycho or Gabe. :D

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • dyaballikldyaballikl PAX Main Theatre House & Security Manager • PAX Community Cartographer Gold Coast QLD AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    Email this to Tycho or Gabe. :D
    awesome pics. btw, badman, your sig is both hilarious and extremely gay at the same time, not sure which you were going for ;)

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    a.k.a. dya
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  • BallatikBallatik Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I crafted a Fruit Fucker from pipe cleaners as well. Some of you may have seen it on the way out after the Omegathon finals. I left him on a handrail of the steps by the weird sculpture/water feature thingy by the doors straight off the escalators.

    Glad to hear I'm not the only one :)

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  • Sleepy OneSleepy One Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mind if I use this avatar?

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