Fruit Fucker does Seattle

Ballatik

If only the enforcers had known what they were about to do when they tossed those pipe cleaners into the line. What was supposed to be fodder for simple arts and crafts was about to be twisted to a much more unsavory end.


Once it was forged, it did what it was meant to do, first by securing the port...


...and then by taking the city.



But carnage and oppression is hard work, and relaxation would have to take its turn as well.



With the city on it's knees, he could now partake in the fruits of his labor.



But he can also be a benevolent ruler, and so also offers some of the spoils that we may quench ourselves.

petfish

Brilliant. Pure brilliance. Someone give this person a Nobel.

Crit_Fail

Well done!

badrew

yes, well played

Googalash

Winnar of the forum.......

defaultprophet

I crafted a Fruit Fucker from pipe cleaners as well. Some of you may have seen it on the way out after the Omegathon finals. I left him on a handrail of the steps by the weird sculpture/water feature thingy by the doors straight off the escalators.

falsedef

...and then by taking the city.

King Kong eat your heart out

EvilBadman

Email this to Tycho or Gabe.

dyaballikl

EvilBadman wrote: »

Email this to Tycho or Gabe.

awesome pics. btw, badman, your sig is both hilarious and extremely gay at the same time, not sure which you were going for

Ballatik

defaultprophet wrote: »

I crafted a Fruit Fucker from pipe cleaners as well. Some of you may have seen it on the way out after the Omegathon finals. I left him on a handrail of the steps by the weird sculpture/water feature thingy by the doors straight off the escalators.

Glad to hear I'm not the only one

Sleepy One

Mind if I use this avatar?