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There are a few niggling balance issues to settle, but nothing that really cheapens the experience or detracts from the difficulty. The kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick combo is perhaps too powerful considering its range advantage over the weaker punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch.
Complete the game six times to unlock a hidden fighter, for a total of seven playable characters. It's a shame that yet another Double Fine game is destined to commercial failure, because after Marvel vs. Capcom fighting games aren't worth paying money for unless they have a roster three-dozen strong.
There are a few niggling balance issues to settle, but nothing that really cheapens the experience or detracts from the difficulty. The kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick combo is perhaps too powerful considering its range advantage over the weaker punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch.
Complete the game six times to unlock a hidden fighter, for a total of seven playable characters. It's a shame that yet another Double Fine game is destined to commercial failure, because after Marvel vs. Capcom fighting games aren't worth paying money for unless they have a roster three-dozen strong.
The OP should have the news item from the Double Fine website, because it makes the whole thing twice as awesome.
DOUBLE FINE’S NEW GAME NO LONGER A MYSTERY
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif.—September 6, 2007—Double Fine Productions, Inc., today announced its heavily-anticipated second game, the first to come from the studio since their critically-acclaimed 2005 release, “Psychonauts.†In this all new, action based IP, you play the part of a barbaric hero in an epic fantasy world, fighting his way from Rock and Roll Hell to Rock and Roll Heaven.
“We’ve been dying to talk about this game for so long,†says Double Fine President and CEO, Tim Schafer, “It feels great to finally be able to share it with the world. The team has put so much hard work into this title, and I think the wait was worth it. We’ve been able to put an extra layer of polish on the game, which is really important considering it has innovative features that are relatively new territory for us: A deep combat system, selectable characters, and dynamic dialog matrix that is completely different every time you play the game.â€
In a surprise move, the developer is distributing its game entirely by digital download, from its own, highly popular website. And in an even more surprising move, they are distributing the new title for free. To play the game, eager fans need only to follow this link.
There are a few niggling balance issues to settle, but nothing that really cheapens the experience or detracts from the difficulty. The kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick combo is perhaps too powerful considering its range advantage over the weaker punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch.
Complete the game six times to unlock a hidden fighter, for a total of seven playable characters. It's a shame that yet another Double Fine game is destined to commercial failure, because after Marvel vs. Capcom fighting games aren't worth paying money for unless they have a roster three-dozen strong.
I dunno, I punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-ed the shit out of everyone, unless they were smaller, which meant I had to rethink my strategy.
Later found out that kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-ing worked very handy for them.
It was like playing kinetic chess with a highly seasoned strategist. I felt like Vasili Seitzev- each moment could be my last if not for my immediate, on-my-feet reactions to the complex fierceness of the AI.
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I beat it with the Horny Witch.
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Agreed. Even for a joke game, it was kind of lame.
Meh, to each their own.. I won't call everyone who laughed at this or the ending retarded or anything.
retards
I didn't find the game itself funny, but I adore this thread. The first kick-kick-kick then punch-punch-punch post was made like 82 minutes ago and I'm still laughing about it.
The OP should have the news item from the Double Fine website, because it makes the whole thing twice as awesome.
DOUBLE FINE’S NEW GAME NO LONGER A MYSTERY
SAN FRANCISCO, Calif.—September 6, 2007—Double Fine Productions, Inc., today announced its heavily-anticipated second game, the first to come from the studio since their critically-acclaimed 2005 release, “Psychonauts.†In this all new, action based IP, you play the part of a barbaric hero in an epic fantasy world, fighting his way from Rock and Roll Hell to Rock and Roll Heaven.
“We’ve been dying to talk about this game for so long,†says Double Fine President and CEO, Tim Schafer, “It feels great to finally be able to share it with the world. The team has put so much hard work into this title, and I think the wait was worth it. We’ve been able to put an extra layer of polish on the game, which is really important considering it has innovative features that are relatively new territory for us: A deep combat system, selectable characters, and dynamic dialog matrix that is completely different every time you play the game.â€
In a surprise move, the developer is distributing its game entirely by digital download, from its own, highly popular website. And in an even more surprising move, they are distributing the new title for free. To play the game, eager fans need only to follow this link.
You're right.
I didn't see that. I was sent a link direct to the game. pity.
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Be prepared for combat...
SETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCES IN A STUPID FIGHT! GOD DAMN!!!
And holy crap, best ending evar.
so hard.
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3ds friend code: 2981-6032-4118
And "i haven't been alright since the Reagan administration" is my new favorite meme.
Well, in this particular case, not putting more info into the OP is the point of the whole thing.
I DoubleFine. They just keep coming out with the best...
OH SWEET JESUS MY EYES!! For the love of god, don't beat this game!
The only way this could be better is if the ending "prize" was Schaefer himself.
Just saying, its pretty much sitewhoring at this point, with so little info.
3ds friend code: 2981-6032-4118
Is it even weirder that the reason I did it was to see if the dude at the end actually ended up naked?
The answer is yes.
Complete the game six times to unlock a hidden fighter, for a total of seven playable characters. It's a shame that yet another Double Fine game is destined to commercial failure, because after Marvel vs. Capcom fighting games aren't worth paying money for unless they have a roster three-dozen strong.
It's a JOKE man. It wouldn't work with lot's of info. Did you even play the god damned thing? If I wrote more about it, I'd ruin the joke. Sheesh.
"I enjoyed myself in the process!"
^^^
See? He GOT the joke.
I LOL'd.
No it really isnt.
First, he would have to work for double fine.
then it would be sitewhoring.
next, the game in question would actually require some explanation. it doesnt.
so just click the link and play the game and stop whining. dont derail a perfectly good thread
Being the gnome king and jump kicking over and over is the best way to do things. The gnome was kind of hard, though.
A. You don't have to work for a site to sitewhore for it.
B. Some of us don't like to randomly go into websites to play games we know nothing about.
C. I did play the game. It was horrid. And not funny.
3ds friend code: 2981-6032-4118
That's not a good prize at all!
Just for the ending.
Years, I tell you.
I dunno, I punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-punch-ed the shit out of everyone, unless they were smaller, which meant I had to rethink my strategy.
Later found out that kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-kick-ing worked very handy for them.
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
Do you still feel horny?
Yes.
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
Agreed. Even for a joke game, it was kind of lame.
Meh, to each their own.. I won't call everyone who laughed at this or the ending retarded or anything.
retards
I didn't find the game itself funny, but I adore this thread. The first kick-kick-kick then punch-punch-punch post was made like 82 minutes ago and I'm still laughing about it.
You're right.
I didn't see that. I was sent a link direct to the game. pity.