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DEAD THREAD! (phalla)
Richy
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This is the Phalla Dead Thread. It is only for people who have died in the game, and for spectators.
IT IS NOT FOR YOU IF YOU’RE STILL ALIVE AND PLAYING.
GET OUT NOW!
Seriously, dead people are here to talk freely about things that are beyond you mere mortals. Leave now, for the knowledge in this thread shall surely destroy the minds of those still limited by the living flesh.
Are they gone?
Good.
So, this is the dead thread. Feel free to speak freely. But do remember that the stuff you talk about might make its way back to the realm of the living in two ways:
1) If someone uses the Board of Ouija to contact a dead person, the dead person can answer the question using information learned in the dead thread. They are however limited to answering questions. They cannot volunteer information.
2) If someone uses the Feather of the Phoenix to resurrect someone, this person returns to the realm of the living with all the information they learned here.
IT IS NOT FOR YOU IF YOU’RE STILL ALIVE AND PLAYING.
GET OUT NOW!
Seriously, dead people are here to talk freely about things that are beyond you mere mortals. Leave now, for the knowledge in this thread shall surely destroy the minds of those still limited by the living flesh.
Are they gone?
Good.
So, this is the dead thread. Feel free to speak freely. But do remember that the stuff you talk about might make its way back to the realm of the living in two ways:
1) If someone uses the Board of Ouija to contact a dead person, the dead person can answer the question using information learned in the dead thread. They are however limited to answering questions. They cannot volunteer information.
2) If someone uses the Feather of the Phoenix to resurrect someone, this person returns to the realm of the living with all the information they learned here.
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Though your vision is hazy and murky, you can make out the walls of the main room of the Temple of Min. You don’t remember how you got there. In fact, the last thing you remember is dieing.
Seems like that’s something that you should feel upset about. But you can’t feel much, emotionally. Or physically. The Temple was very cold, as you recall, but right now it doesn’t feel like it at all.
Looking around, you see the half-transparent shapes of people you know. There’s grandpa, Bob, that pet goldfish that died when you were six... wait, that’s not right. That fish is dead! So are grandpa and Bob! So are you!
Oh.
Crap.
The full impact has finally hit you. You’re dead, and this is the afterlife. An eternity trapped in the Temple of Min. But at least you have company. Looking around, you can see everyone else who died around the Temple. Everyone who was killed by the mob, the bad guys, the vigilante... everyone you accused, and who died because of you... hum, the afterlife is sure going to be awkward.
Weak.
Then again, beats the grudge kills you guys ate.
I dislike dying on day 1.
Ah well.
I was obviously killed for being a genius phalla-player who would kill every badguy in a matter of days.
I can understand why they killed me now. :P
Edit-Actually, can I ask for some clarification in this joint?
Can it be safely assumed from the narration that I was indeed killed by a group as opposed to an individual?
With Shinto urgin the baddies to get their votes in and the fact that you were the only kill besides the group staking, I'd say there's a good chance you were vigilante'd
edit: nevermind, I thought Shinto said he hadn't heard from either group not just one.
So yeah, I guess you were group killed.
Also, this was such a horrible experience.
I was just randomly contacted by three different people, and had a networking type artifact. My inbox is already 90% full, stop PMing me jerks.
You have no idea.
I said I'd help Richy out and now my inbox is fucking expanding faster than Brian Gumble.
And that's with people forgetting to send you orders...
I wonder how differently things would have turned out if I had accepted your offer sooner.
I blame this death on Newgrounds!
Not a whole lot happening here.
:oops:
EDIT: I also hope Kupo was/is smart enough to dump his evil badge artefact thingy...
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
To be honest, the Beasts made a mistake with making a board - you only need the board if you have a LOT of allied baddies (I'd say more than 5). Otherwise, PM networks are much better as it's easier to exclude a defector.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
o.O
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero
Oatway, the self outing by me and Kupo are part of a plan as you know, it is still running its course but Hedgie has complicated it, I have a plan for how to go on from here but since I am dead I cannot give it to the current beasts and they seem to have forgotten the last MSN convo I had with them.
Just a silly little observation.
edit: Hi Undead! Your name holds all sorts of irony.
Battlenet: Judgement#1243
psn: KupoZero