After Thanatos woke up he gathered all the remaining sheep around and said he had a vision. “BAAH! The Great Sheep God hath spoketh! NATIK is a wolf!” The sheep ganged up on NATIK and pushed him in the mud, in the turmoil two sheep were bitten, CJ Iwakura and Zot. No one really saw who killed them, but it didn’t matter at that point. NATIK was as black as the night and the shepherd had no problem shooting him.
The sheep spent the rest of the day praying to their God and giving the greenest grass they could find to Thanatos. As good sheep they will follow their leader no matter where he goes. Baah on!
So, we managed to miss the wolf tonight with our vision (not exactly difficult, given the odds of hitting it). We did, however, find a sheep. A sheep who wasn't killed last night. And while I'm not going to tell the remaining wolf who that sheep is, I am going to tell all of you that it wasn't zunk.
Today the sheep decided that Zunk had to go. Not that Zunk ever did anything wrong. Zunk did not mind, he trusted the Great Sheep God in this matter. The shepherd was drunk again and did not question the flock’s decision.
The weather gets bad again. As it starts thundering Thanatos walks up to Sarastro and attaches an antenna to his head. Sarastro looks sheepishly at Thanatos, DevoutlyApathatic walks up to the two and asks what they are doing. “Just you watch” Thanatos mumbles. At that moment lightning strikes the antenna, setting Sarastro on fire. He clamps to Thanatos, setting him on fire. Thanatos quickly pushes him away, right at DevoutlyApathatic, who catches fire as well. Sarastro dies and only his ashes are left. Thanatos and DevoutlyApathatic can save themselves by rolling in the mud. Under Thanatos’ wool the other sheep can clearly see the signs of a druid. DevoutlyApathatic shows no such signs, he is a normal sheep.
In the middle of the night it starts to rain very hard, so the screams of Elendil could not be heard. As Elendil gave his final breath, it stopped raining and it was completely quiet for a minute. Then a loud crack could be heard, followed by a roaring thunder. Somewhere in the distance a tree caught fire. The sheep were haunted in their dreams by nightmares, but none woke up until the sun began to shine over the green fields again.
The shepherd stood before the three animals, two of them had burned wool, the third one still had all his wool.
“Okay, so another sheep was eaten yesterday, this means there’s still a wolf remaining, I see three sheep, two standing together, one standing alone…growling. This should be obvious.†DevoutlyApathatic bleats and throws mud at Durax, Durax jumps at DA and tears him apart within mere seconds.
The shepherd blinks for a second and mumbles to himself “yeah, pretty goshdarned obvious..†Thanatos starts bleats: “For The Great Sheep God’s sake! Pull the damned trigger, man! How hard can it be, Sheepus H. Christ!â€
Finally the shepherd kills Durax, leaving him alone with Thanatos. All alone, so very very very alone poor Thanatos is.
Congratulations Thanatos, you’re the last sheep alive. The Sheep God certainly had great plans for you. Plans evolving around you standing on a field all alone all day, waiting for the shepherd to err, well whatever shepherds do when they’re all alone with a sheep.
Yes that sucked, I was seriously scared they would discover you from your words though Durax, they should have spotted that if I were evil (and you werent) and controlled a kill, I would have used it on you day 1 and you made it extra obvious by talking about the fact that we were rivals in the Phalla Royale.
Luckily no one picked up on it though, even though it didnt matter in the end.
And who were the other druid? I never picked that up.
durax and NATIK were the wolves Elendil and Thi/anatos were the druids
Rend received the item on night one, he was killed by the wolves and the item was given to Zot. Zot gave it to Than, Than to Elendil, Elendil to DA, activating its hidden powers, then DA gave it back to Than.
The druids seered NATIK on day 1, DA on night 2 and Durax on night 3. One might say they were lucky.
Yes they were indeed, but if they had seered someone else the first night or both of the following nights, they would have lost I think, so it its okay.
Yeah, sorry, Sarastro. You seemed to be playing the "struggling novice" role to a T, and I thought you were trying to lull me into a false sense of security. I should've gone with my first instinct and nuked Durax instead of you (I actually PM'd Elendil saying that's what I was going to do, then changed my mind later).
And we totally got lucky hitting NATIK on night 1.
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After Thanatos woke up he gathered all the remaining sheep around and said he had a vision. “BAAH! The Great Sheep God hath spoketh! NATIK is a wolf!” The sheep ganged up on NATIK and pushed him in the mud, in the turmoil two sheep were bitten, CJ Iwakura and Zot. No one really saw who killed them, but it didn’t matter at that point. NATIK was as black as the night and the shepherd had no problem shooting him.
The sheep spent the rest of the day praying to their God and giving the greenest grass they could find to Thanatos. As good sheep they will follow their leader no matter where he goes. Baah on!
Dead
NATIK
Zot
CJ Iwakura.
!Vote zunk
!vote zunk!
Baaaah!
why me
However, I may add, I am not a threat to any of you.
That is all.
PHALLA ROYALE
I wanted a decent final meal.
...For the FLOCK...
I have been sent by the great sheep GOD to inform you of things of no particular importance...
Baah...ooooooh!
!vote Zunk
Today the sheep decided that Zunk had to go. Not that Zunk ever did anything wrong. Zunk did not mind, he trusted the Great Sheep God in this matter. The shepherd was drunk again and did not question the flock’s decision.
The weather gets bad again. As it starts thundering Thanatos walks up to Sarastro and attaches an antenna to his head. Sarastro looks sheepishly at Thanatos, DevoutlyApathatic walks up to the two and asks what they are doing. “Just you watch” Thanatos mumbles. At that moment lightning strikes the antenna, setting Sarastro on fire. He clamps to Thanatos, setting him on fire. Thanatos quickly pushes him away, right at DevoutlyApathatic, who catches fire as well. Sarastro dies and only his ashes are left. Thanatos and DevoutlyApathatic can save themselves by rolling in the mud. Under Thanatos’ wool the other sheep can clearly see the signs of a druid. DevoutlyApathatic shows no such signs, he is a normal sheep.
In the middle of the night it starts to rain very hard, so the screams of Elendil could not be heard. As Elendil gave his final breath, it stopped raining and it was completely quiet for a minute. Then a loud crack could be heard, followed by a roaring thunder. Somewhere in the distance a tree caught fire. The sheep were haunted in their dreams by nightmares, but none woke up until the sun began to shine over the green fields again.
Dead
Zunk
Elendil
Sarastro
Durax, if you managed to somehow talk yourself out of this one, it would be the greatest victory in the history of Phalla.
!Vote Durax
Baaaah...!
Clearly I was too young and pretty to be trusted. Oh well, live fast, die young, leave a burnt fleece.
Baaa-bye
Well, it looks like all other options have been eliminated.
Live long and prosper, my flock
OoooOOOooooo
PHALLA ROYALE
t DA: Look into your heart.
Are not impulses, both good and evil, there?
Would you not vote to expunge the evil from your very soul?
Expect narration up in about one hour.
Wait? There are no sheep left, only Druids? Well, I'll take what I can get. :winky:
That's okay, though; the sheep god says "roll over, B:L." :winky:
Is this some trick to get me dirty in the mud?
The shepherd stood before the three animals, two of them had burned wool, the third one still had all his wool.
“Okay, so another sheep was eaten yesterday, this means there’s still a wolf remaining, I see three sheep, two standing together, one standing alone…growling. This should be obvious.†DevoutlyApathatic bleats and throws mud at Durax, Durax jumps at DA and tears him apart within mere seconds.
The shepherd blinks for a second and mumbles to himself “yeah, pretty goshdarned obvious..†Thanatos starts bleats: “For The Great Sheep God’s sake! Pull the damned trigger, man! How hard can it be, Sheepus H. Christ!â€
Finally the shepherd kills Durax, leaving him alone with Thanatos. All alone, so very very very alone poor Thanatos is.
Congratulations Thanatos, you’re the last sheep alive. The Sheep God certainly had great plans for you. Plans evolving around you standing on a field all alone all day, waiting for the shepherd to err, well whatever shepherds do when they’re all alone with a sheep.
Hi B:L
Hi Aldo.
Sorry I missed signups. This sheepfucking phalla seemed fun.
Congrats to Thanatos for the win. You WEREN'T a druid?
Thinatos(thanatos) ran a good campaign.
Oh what might have been had NATIK survived beyond day 2...
Luckily no one picked up on it though, even though it didnt matter in the end.
And who were the other druid? I never picked that up.
durax and NATIK were the wolves
Elendil and Thi/anatos were the druids
Rend received the item on night one, he was killed by the wolves and the item was given to Zot. Zot gave it to Than, Than to Elendil, Elendil to DA, activating its hidden powers, then DA gave it back to Than.
The druids seered NATIK on day 1, DA on night 2 and Durax on night 3. One might say they were lucky.
And we totally got lucky hitting NATIK on night 1.