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More people are welcome to sign up as backups, but I don't know if we're going to go through six people. I like to think we won't.
And if you're interested, I've come up with the following roles, which I think are final:
Moderator (3 per forum)
Big Fish (2 per)
Persona Non Grata (2 per)
Analyst (2 per)
Coworker (4 per)
Jr. Admin (1 per)
Goatse Technician (3 per)
Whatever I end up with, the roles will be listed, but their powers won't be, with the exception of moderators, which will be an election-based role. Sort of.
This will be a somewhat Hollywood-esque treatment of internet technology, so some of these roles will probably be doing things that aren't technically possible. If anyone bitches about a lack of realism, I will reach through the internet with my dick and cockslap him. I'm pretty sure that, at least, is feasible.
ElJeffe on
I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
More people are welcome to sign up as backups, but I don't know if we're going to go through six people. I like to think we won't.
And if you're interested, I've come up with the following roles, which I think are final:
Moderator (3 per forum)
Big Fish (2 per)
Persona Non Grata (2 per)
Analyst (2 per)
Coworker (4 per)
Jr. Admin (1 per)
Goatse Technician (3 per)
Whatever I end up with, the roles will be listed, but their powers won't be, with the exception of moderators, which will be an election-based role. Sort of.
This will be a somewhat Hollywood-esque treatment of internet technology, so some of these roles will probably be doing things that aren't technically possible. If anyone bitches about a lack of realism, I will reach through the internet with my dick and cockslap him. I'm pretty sure that, at least, is feasible.
Sorry, but I'm not going to have as much free time as I thought, I have to resign number 4.
The first vote will be this Monday, Oct. Somethingth. I'll open the threads Sunday evening.
ElJeffe on
I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
Odds are that at least one or two people will be slack-off deadbeats. I think I'm going to impose a 2 post minimum per day, at least in the beginning, and I've yet to see a Phalla where there weren't a few folks who never showed.
ElJeffe on
I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
I dunno how well I'll be able to handle 2 phallas with my already busy schedule, but I'll try.
Ardor once told me it's easiest if you back into one, then put the other in your mouth.
You have to make sure you're never triple booking yourself, juggling phallas at that point becomes very difficult. Only people such as PrecisionK would be able to perform up to standards with such a workload.
I dunno how well I'll be able to handle 2 phallas with my already busy schedule, but I'll try.
Ardor once told me it's easiest if you back into one, then put the other in your mouth.
You have to make sure you're never triple booking yourself, juggling phallas at that point becomes very difficult. Only people such as PrecisionK would be able to perform up to standards with such a workload.
Or chicks. :winky:
Squashua on
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
I dunno how well I'll be able to handle 2 phallas with my already busy schedule, but I'll try.
Ardor once told me it's easiest if you back into one, then put the other in your mouth.
You have to make sure you're never triple booking yourself, juggling phallas at that point becomes very difficult. Only people such as PrecisionK would be able to perform up to standards with such a workload.
Or chicks. :winky:
Oh, uh, here it is.
Righto then.
Squashua you are a sexist chauvinistic woman-hating pig and I hope you get your dick caught in a meat grinder you utterly tactless dogfucker.
I dunno how well I'll be able to handle 2 phallas with my already busy schedule, but I'll try.
Ardor once told me it's easiest if you back into one, then put the other in your mouth.
You have to make sure you're never triple booking yourself, juggling phallas at that point becomes very difficult. Only people such as PrecisionK would be able to perform up to standards with such a workload.
Or chicks. :winky:
Oh, uh, here it is.
Righto then.
Squashua you are a sexist chauvinistic woman-hating pig and I hope you get your dick caught in a meat grinder you utterly tactless dogfucker.
Can I have my $20 now?
You betcha, babe. *slaps Hakke on the ass as she makes her way out of my office* :^::^:
Squashua on
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
Do you think all women are sex objects relegated for your pleasure and comfort you ass-backwards redneck? Next time you go to scratch your ass stick a finger up there and quest for your brain, I think it's hidden in the folds of your gnarled and slimy asshole. Prick.
Sure why the hell not
But It'll have to be $95, I'm charging $20 surcharge per post I have to make
Yeah, why are two people who aren't even in this game cybering in the sign-up thread?
ElJeffe on
I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited September 2007
I got a summons from Squashua to be a feminazi at him
I make some good accusations at least, and people almost always regret it later.
Right?
Cold Salmon and Hatred on
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duraxWho watches the watchdogs?Registered Userregular
edited September 2007
This is true.
I actually think being voted off early is a sign of phalla respect.
People would rather eliminate people like you, tehSpectre, and PrecisionK than have to deal with you outsmarting them yet again.
Relative newbies, like myself, seem to last an inordinate ammount of time because no one sees us as a threat.
I make some good accusations at least, and people almost always regret it later.
Zot loves bringing up the fact that he found me out in the Infected Phalla
I don't blame him, that was pretty awesome
Also, Durax: why do they keep killing me then?
/*The following is opinion, please read with a grain of salt*/
Honestly?
As far as I can tell you make yourself a pretty convenient target.
The specials (both good and bad) rack their brains trying to peg someone on the opposing team, usually by analyzing all the posts that they remember. The posters that stick in their brain are the funny, clever, or just plain talkative ones. This leads to the scenario that when deadlines are approaching they just kind of default on you and people like you who actually make the game lighthearted and fun. "At least I won't have to read any more haikus," they tell themselves as they PM their death order. (Let this not detract from your own intelligence, and machinations)
This is ignoring yet another category of players like DA and Ardor, who are very effective as non-special players. Players like them seem to set the game plan, and become the unwitting coach for the good guys/bad guys by publicly analyzing mechanics and suspicious play style. By doing so they conduct the bandwagon even after they are dead.
So Jeffe, is there still room in here? I've been on a phalla break since getting day-one'd last time. If so, Sign up for whatever
@Ardor : I calculated it just now. I had an 79% chance of surviving that night, and an 82% chance of killing somebody, at least, but nooooooo, the RNG hates me. Basically, what happened to me (worst possible result) had a measly 6.3%!!!! percent chance of happening.
Posts
Whew.
And if you're interested, I've come up with the following roles, which I think are final:
Moderator (3 per forum)
Big Fish (2 per)
Persona Non Grata (2 per)
Analyst (2 per)
Coworker (4 per)
Jr. Admin (1 per)
Goatse Technician (3 per)
Whatever I end up with, the roles will be listed, but their powers won't be, with the exception of moderators, which will be an election-based role. Sort of.
This will be a somewhat Hollywood-esque treatment of internet technology, so some of these roles will probably be doing things that aren't technically possible. If anyone bitches about a lack of realism, I will reach through the internet with my dick and cockslap him. I'm pretty sure that, at least, is feasible.
Well, no sense delaying the inevitable.
[size=+3]!VOTE PRECISIONK FOR GOD-MODERATOR[/size]
Sorry, but I'm not going to have as much free time as I thought, I have to resign number 4.
I'm glad you have enough players; I've got a shit-ton of stuff to polish for that thing in ODAM.
Please?
The first vote will be this Monday, Oct. Somethingth. I'll open the threads Sunday evening.
Or at least one.
I could resign two more times I guess?
Odds are that at least one or two people will be slack-off deadbeats. I think I'm going to impose a 2 post minimum per day, at least in the beginning, and I've yet to see a Phalla where there weren't a few folks who never showed.
It can still happen.
Ardor once told me it's easiest if you back into one, then put the other in your mouth.
You have to make sure you're never triple booking yourself, juggling phallas at that point becomes very difficult. Only people such as PrecisionK would be able to perform up to standards with such a workload.
Or chicks. :winky:
Oh, uh, here it is.
Righto then.
Squashua you are a sexist chauvinistic woman-hating pig and I hope you get your dick caught in a meat grinder you utterly tactless dogfucker.
Can I have my $20 now?
NNID: Hakkekage
You betcha, babe. *slaps Hakke on the ass as she makes her way out of my office* :^::^:
NNID: Hakkekage
But It'll have to be $95, I'm charging $20 surcharge per post I have to make
NNID: Hakkekage
I never let a client down
($115)
NNID: Hakkekage
I make some good accusations at least, and people almost always regret it later.
Right?
I actually think being voted off early is a sign of phalla respect.
People would rather eliminate people like you, tehSpectre, and PrecisionK than have to deal with you outsmarting them yet again.
Relative newbies, like myself, seem to last an inordinate ammount of time because no one sees us as a threat.
Also, Durax: why do they keep killing me then?
/*The following is opinion, please read with a grain of salt*/
Honestly?
As far as I can tell you make yourself a pretty convenient target.
The specials (both good and bad) rack their brains trying to peg someone on the opposing team, usually by analyzing all the posts that they remember. The posters that stick in their brain are the funny, clever, or just plain talkative ones. This leads to the scenario that when deadlines are approaching they just kind of default on you and people like you who actually make the game lighthearted and fun. "At least I won't have to read any more haikus," they tell themselves as they PM their death order. (Let this not detract from your own intelligence, and machinations)
This is ignoring yet another category of players like DA and Ardor, who are very effective as non-special players. Players like them seem to set the game plan, and become the unwitting coach for the good guys/bad guys by publicly analyzing mechanics and suspicious play style. By doing so they conduct the bandwagon even after they are dead.
@Ardor : I calculated it just now. I had an 79% chance of surviving that night, and an 82% chance of killing somebody, at least, but nooooooo, the RNG hates me. Basically, what happened to me (worst possible result) had a measly 6.3%!!!! percent chance of happening.
@Durax: Do me next.
Hey, you've discovered my hidden talent! Nobody was supposed to know about that!
Hidden? How else do the rest of us survive? We make sure you die first so we don't have to!
I think it's a great plan, it's like having life insurance.