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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I am 21 now but will be 22 soon. Where does that put me?

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I am 21 now but will be 22 soon. Where does that put me?

    Twenty-one.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I am the [chat]est.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    James wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I am 21 now but will be 22 soon. Where does that put me?

    Twenty-one.
    Thank you Mr. McAnswerstein.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    I'm not gonna lie, I'm sure I have many fine decades of dirty old man-hood ahead of me but this seriously squicked me out. I mean - I changed that diaper. I didn't realize late twentieshood had any new curveballs to throw me.

    Also, earlier tonight I was sort of messing around with a girl only a few years older and wow, all the good vibes from that are now rather tainted.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jacob, you changed a hot chick's diaper.

    I'm physically ill now.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    jacob, you changed a hot chick's diaper.

    I'm physically ill now.

    That's because my age group is winning, actually.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Man how do you think I feel?

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, 19-21 is kicking all your old asses.

    Recognize.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Man how do you think I feel?

    Is your trick knee acting up old timer?

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    "slacker Gamestop employees in having more free time than important adults shocker"

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man, 19-21 is kicking all your old asses.

    Recognize.

    Partay!

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Man how do you think I feel?

    Is your trick knee acting up old timer?

    Speak up, I can't hear you.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Man how do you think I feel?

    Warm and plenty wet and foul-smelling. You should probably clean that vomit off yourself at some point.

    Also, hooray for the 16-18 demographic! I kind of thought we were better represented around these here parts though...

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    "slacker Gamestop employees in having more free time than important adults shocker"

    The jokes on you, old man, I'm unemployed!

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Man how do you think I feel?

    Warm and plenty wet and foul-smelling. You should probably clean that vomit off yourself at some point.

    Also, hooray for the 16-18 demographic! I kind of thought we were better represented around these here parts though...

    Maybe not at this hour. You kids get cranky if you're not in bed when Mister Sun goes night-night.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Man how do you think I feel?

    Warm and plenty wet and foul-smelling. You should probably clean that vomit off yourself at some point.

    Also, hooray for the 16-18 demographic! I kind of thought we were better represented around these here parts though...

    Nah, most of them have bed-times.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    hi5 James

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This thread mostly just reminds me that I really need to try dating a woman over twenty one of these days. :|

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    James, you and I are in the perfect age group.

    We can yell at Aem for being a stupid kid, and we can burn poo on Jacob's front step for being an old man.

    We have inherited the earth.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I, for one, hope to never date any women that have had their asses wiped by jacob.

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  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Yeah, we're not gonna see an accurate distribution for a day or so.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    hi5 James

    hi5 even though you are like 8 years and 2 months older than me.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    I, for one, hope to never date any women that have had their asses wiped by jacob.

    too late

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    James, you and I are in the perfect age group.

    We can yell at Aem for being a stupid kid, and we can burn poo on Jacob's front step for being an old man.

    We have inherited the earth.

    :D

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    James wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    hi5 James

    hi5 even though you are like 8 years and 2 months older than me.

    You're an old soul

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    I, for one, hope to never date any women that have had their asses wiped by jacob.
    Yes, this is also a goal of mine.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Also, guys, fuck Nietzcshe. And fuck Ayn Rand.

    Fuck "greatness." Fuck the will to power. Fuck the Ãœbermensch.

    Just be a mensch. Why did it take me so long to realize this?

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I dunno. If Jacob were to have a daughter that was legal and really hot by the time I was like 60 I'd consider it.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Speak of the devil! I think I'll be heading to bed (so long as those damn geese don't have another orgy).

    I'm not sure it's legal for me to get off work at 10pm and then have to be at work at 6am but hell I could use the money and I'll probably be up anyway.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I, for one, hope to never date any women that have had their asses wiped by jacob.

    too late

    No! Not Tracy!

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    And fuck Ayn Rand.
    No, don't fuck Ayn Rand. She's a hideous bitch. You'll never forgive yourself afterwards.

    Also you'll never wash the ugly off, no matter how hard you try.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    And fuck Ayn Rand.
    No, don't fuck Ayn Rand. She's a hideous bitch. You'll never forgive yourself afterwards.

    Also you'll never wash the ugly off, no matter how hard you try.

    I knew either you or Gim would get to that first.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, guys, fuck Nietzcshe. And fuck Ayn Rand.

    Fuck "greatness." Fuck the will to power. Fuck the Ãœbermensch.
    Just be a mensch. Why did it take me so long to realize this?
    Of course you mean fuck Nietzsche's sister for being a fascist bitch.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I, for one, hope to never date any women that have had their asses whipped by jacob.
    Yes, this is also a goal of mine.

    Wait... fixed? Or broken? I don't even know what I've created, I just know that it must be so.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, guys, fuck Nietzcshe. And fuck Ayn Rand.

    Fuck "greatness." Fuck the will to power. Fuck the Ãœbermensch.

    Just be a mensch. Why did it take me so long to realize this?

    Cuz you're not Yiddish.

    Nah seriously, though, I am glad you have realized this. Ayn Rand was just a cock-crazed whore who brainrapes the lonely and weak from beyond the grave.

    This also applies to Nietzsche.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited September 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, guys, fuck Nietzcshe. And fuck Ayn Rand.

    Fuck "greatness." Fuck the will to power. Fuck the Ãœbermensch.
    Just be a mensch. Why did it take me so long to realize this?
    Of course you mean fuck Nietzsche's sister for being a fascist bitch.

    Well, sure.

    But also fuck Nietzsche.

    For all Ayn Rand and Nietzsche and every other superior asshole's talk of seizing happiness and not letting institutions like religion or other social networks stifle you, who's happier in the end?

    I'll give you a hint: it's not the person who works ten hours a day in a rented attic ranting about how he's superior to nearly every human being to ever live.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    I'll give you a hint: it's not the person who works ten hours a day in a rented attic ranting about how he's superior to nearly every human being to ever live.

    Actually a superiority complex feels absolutely wonderful IF you're getting in the rest of your pyramid of needs.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    You'll need a new av, Aem.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Well, to be fair, their ideal was never to rant. It was to be happy. It just so happened that the world was so out of sync with what they thought to be paradise, it was work to try and argue for their view.

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