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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    I'm drinking a juice none of you have ever tried. It's the sweetest thing in the world.

    eddy, irene and sheri are here

    don't make any assumptions, man



    BADA-TISHHHH

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I would make a terrible prostitute.

    But do you make a good gingerbread man?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    you should drink twice as many, VC

    you're a terrible alcoholic. hand in your badge

    I'm not an alcoholic at all, I have no badge. I'm an amatuer drunk. But I'm easily distracted. And too lazy to keep going up and down the stairs.

    In that case, fuck you, I'm getting a Coke.

    No one fucks me, I'm the gingerbread-man. With a gun that I can kill foxes with.

    Wacky.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    What the hell, I was looking at forum view and I saw "Welcome back my friends to..." and I totally spotted it as an ELP reference to one of the most amazingly-funnest songs ever and then I clicked and it just took me to this forum and the thread is not here!

    :(

    Our new merge button is pretty fuckin' sweet.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I'm drinking a juice none of you have ever tried. It's the sweetest thing in the world.

    eddy, irene and sheri are here

    don't make any assumptions, man




    BADA-TISHHHH
    I done beat'd you to it.


    I would make an awesome ginger-bread man.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh hey semen jokes.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What qualities do you look for in a good gingerbread man?
    • Can not catch one(The Gingerbread Man)
    • Able to go faster than as fast as you can
    • Made of Gingerbread

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    I'm sure they'd tell you those juices are not what you'd describe as sweet. :P

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    What the hell, I was looking at forum view and I saw "Welcome back my friends to..." and I totally spotted it as an ELP reference to one of the most amazingly-funnest songs ever and then I clicked and it just took me to this forum and the thread is not here!

    :(

    It was merged with this one. Elks is a meany.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    New [Chat], eh?

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh hey semen jokes.
    Would you rather we wax poetic about the hotness of Hugh Laurie?

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    I'm sure they'd tell you those juices are not what you'd describe as sweet. :P
    Well, that all depends on the person/s.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    you should drink twice as many, VC

    you're a terrible alcoholic. hand in your badge

    I'm not an alcoholic at all, I have no badge. I'm an amatuer drunk. But I'm easily distracted. And too lazy to keep going up and down the stairs.

    In that case, fuck you, I'm getting a Coke.

    No one fucks me, I'm the gingerbread-man. With a gun that I can kill foxes with.

    Wacky.

    [Mal]Yes, I've read a fairytale. Don't think too hard about it.[/Mal]

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Manjuice is not sweet.

    That eating fruit thing is total bullshit.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Who wants to have sex with me?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Oh hey semen jokes.
    Would you rather we wax poetic about the hotness of Hugh Laurie?

    Uh

    Yes?

    Duh.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Manjuice is not sweet.

    That eating fruit thing is total bullshit.

    If you have diabetes perhaps...?
    Who wants to have sex with me?

    Maybe.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Who wants to have sex with me?

    Are you Kiera Knightly or perhaps Miss Watson?

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Who wants to have sex with me?

    Are you Kiera Knightly or perhaps Miss Watson?

    Don't kid yourself.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Who wants to have sex with me?
    Me!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    manjuice is all about the salt

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    I'm sure they'd tell you those juices are not what you'd describe as sweet. :P
    Well, that all depends on the person/s.

    Does not. Everyone's shit stinks, and nobody has sweet juice.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Who wants to have sex with me?

    Are you Kiera Knightly or perhaps Miss Watson?

    Don't kid yourself.

    It's a valid question, though...


    [tiny]Don't squash my dreams![/tiny]

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Semen tastes warm.

    Frankly, I think that's all there really is to it, people. Your jokes fall flat.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Warm is no taste, Obo.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Who wants to have sex with me?

    Are you Kiera Knightly or perhaps Miss Watson?

    Don't kid yourself.

    It's a valid question, though...


    [tiny]Don't squash my dreams![/tiny]

    Your dreams are tiny, tiny like your..... nah I'm not mean.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my head hurts. FUCKING BULLSHIT GODDAMN IT

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    semen jokes

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Warm is no taste, Obo.
    Warm is the taste of semen.

    I can't think of any other way of doing this!

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    reference

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    variable you are a man

    take it like one

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Warm is no taste, Obo.
    Warm is the taste of semen.

    I can't think of any other way of doing this!

    Well, then we're moving in a circle here. A circle of bodily fluids!

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Who wants to have sex with me?

    Are you Kiera Knightly or perhaps Miss Watson?

    Don't kid yourself.

    It's a valid question, though...


    [tiny]Don't squash my dreams![/tiny]

    Your dreams are tiny, tiny like your..... nah I'm not mean.

    Like my font. Right? Right?

    Zen: Since you're not answering, I will assume the answer is no. In that case, my answer is no.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My semen is in the quantum state of possibly being delicious.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    icky

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Warm is no taste, Obo.
    Warm is the taste of semen.

    I can't think of any other way of doing this!

    Well, then we're moving in a circle here. A circle of bodily fluids!

    So hot it burns the roof of mouths!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    next stop:vegas please

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2007
    I shave, then I don't shave for a few days, and then my face itches. That's why shaving sucks.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Where did the other chat thread go?

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    when I was on my candy and grape soda diet my semen ostensibly tasted sweeter than usual but also I was dieing

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