This afternoon I had the worst diarrhea [Sarah Silverman Program Thread]

Jordyn

I was trying to figure out what TAB stood for for like 2 minutes.

Redeemer

Oh, sorry

I saw somebody capitalize it and it stuck with me, I don't know

Garlic Bread

Jordyn wrote: »

I was trying to figure out what TAB stood for for like 2 minutes.

teen age boys

Redeemer

I've kicked that habit, thank you

Green

Your roommate looks like the guy that runs I-Mockery

PiptheFair

tremendously awful beverage

jwalk

mormons and their crazy beliefs

Kovak

redi is far too cute

Just Like That

The slideshow intro that tries to be cute/funny is stupid. The plot is usually dumb, too. That being said, it's still a pretty funny show.

The TAB episode was classic. I enjoy sarcasm in general, so sarcasm taken to extremes = extra funny.

Redeemer

I forgot how much I love the lesbian/TAB episode

I can't believe Sarah cockblocked the cable guy at the beginning

He was hot

Kovak

i just watched the first season

it was really good

Lesbian sarah looks like david bowie and that was really hot.

I found the lesbian cop kinda hot too and i guess im attracted to chicks that look like dudes.

the girl she sorta used as her daughter was the most adorable little kid

neville

Great post Deemer.
now we know who your friends are
AND WHO AREN'T
you should have included me
as a non-hairy group of gays.

also, i need to buy this show

Redeemer

Be quiet, I'm trying to watch Tig's vagina

Centipede Damascus

If we can put a man on the moon, we could put a man with AIDS on the moon!

And soon, we could put everyone with AIDS on the moon!

Redeemer

Today I learned that people in wheelchairs can have marathons

which to me kinda seems like cheating but whaddaya gonna say

Also I learned that God is black, and that's great

I'm not one of those people that's like, oh, God is black, is he gonna steal the moon or something?

Finally I learned that giving is its own reward, which is kinda like saying there's no reward for giving, unless you're really into the process of giving

I mean I don't know could you meet me halfway here you're kinda breaking my balls

Redeemer

I guess it's sad that I can recite that off memory

Kovak

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

If we can put a man on the moon, we could put a man with AIDS on the moon!

And soon, we could put everyone with AIDS on the moon!

this is one of my favorite lines

Centipede Damascus

Maybe, but it's pretty funny so I don't blame you

Garlic Bread

the part where she pets her dog and goes "you're a dogggg"

i don't know why but i laughed pretty hard at it

(and then did it to my dog)

Kovak

Keith wrote: »

the part where she pets her dog and goes "you're a dogggg"

i don't know why but i laughed pretty hard at it

(and then did it to my dog)

i love that part

hey hold on a second

you're a doggggg

okay back

Kovak

Hey same car is hilarious bit though


Same car

blah dah duh dah blah

Kool-Aid Guy

The Comedians of Comedy dvd that came out tuesday, probably the best collection of good standup around right now:

Maria Bamford
Patton Oswald
Bob Odenkirk
David Cross
Sarah Silverman
Steve Agee
Brian Poshein
Zach Galifianakis
Doug Benson
Jon Benjamin

to name a few

Jordyn

arrrgh Patton Oswald, Brian Posehn, and Maria Bamford are gonna be at the Showbox tonight but it's like $25 a pop and I want to go but arrrgh I don't think we can.

Kovak

demetri martin is my favorite current standup

Grath

I like sarah silverman, I do not like Mencia, I do like invader zim.

I must be weird.

Centipede Damascus

Grath wrote: »

I like sarah silverman, I do not like Mencia, I do like invader zim.

I must be weird.

those are exactly my feelings as well

we should start a club

Nogs

i don't have cable.

i watch youtube.

Jordyn

I've never heard anyone say they like Carlos Mencia.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I like Lewis Black. I understand that he gets on a rant sometimes, but he is a funny guy. I loved his HBO special where he is like "KISS MY ASS MOSES!"

Jordyn

I like Lewis too, I don't care what people say.

Centipede Damascus

Jordyn wrote: »

I've never heard anyone say they like Carlos Mencia.

I have.

EDIT: Want to stare into the maw of madness?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Jordyn wrote: »

I like Lewis too, I don't care what people say.

H5. I have his Live at Carnige Hall CD set. I should li9sten to that again right after I am done listening to this other CD.

One Thousand Cables

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

I like Lewis Black. I understand that he gets on a rant sometimes, but he is a funny guy. I loved his HBO special where he is like "KISS MY ASS MOSES!"

:^:

The rants are what make me love him, honestly. His bit about Terry Schiavo on the Carnegie Hall album is one of my favorites.

Jordyn

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

I've never heard anyone say they like Carlos Mencia.

I have.

I guess that announcer guy on Comedy Central always seems pretty enthusiastic about him.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

One Thousand Dicks wrote: »

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

I like Lewis Black. I understand that he gets on a rant sometimes, but he is a funny guy. I loved his HBO special where he is like "KISS MY ASS MOSES!"

:^:

The rants are what make me love him, honestly. His bit about Terry Schiavo on the Carnegie Hall album is one of my favorites.

I like his names bit on the beginning of the 2nd CD. 'That woman must have been in birth for a hundred hours and went FUCK YOU, ABCDE!"

Jordyn

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

I like Lewis too, I don't care what people say.

H5. I have his Live at Carnige Hall CD set. I should li9sten to that again right after I am done listening to this other CD.

That's got "My parents bought a $16,000 used car. You could fit a lot of umbrellas in there!"

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Jordyn wrote: »

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

I like Lewis too, I don't care what people say.

H5. I have his Live at Carnige Hall CD set. I should li9sten to that again right after I am done listening to this other CD.

That's got "My parents bought a $16,000 used car. You could fit a lot of umbrellas in there!"

That is a GREAT bit but I don't think it has that bit on there...

I could be wrong though. It has been a while since I listened to it.

One Thousand Cables

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

I like Lewis too, I don't care what people say.

H5. I have his Live at Carnige Hall CD set. I should li9sten to that again right after I am done listening to this other CD.

That's got "My parents bought a $16,000 used car. You could fit a lot of umbrellas in there!"

That is a GREAT bit but I don't think it has that bit on there...

I could be wrong though. It has been a while since I listened to it.

I think it's on the album before that one. Rules of Enragement, I think it's called.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I should track down The White Album sometime. End of the universe is a great bit.

Filler Inc.

Kool-Aid Guy wrote: »

The Comedians of Comedy dvd that came out tuesday, probably the best collection of good standup around right now:

Maria Bamford
Patton Oswald
Bob Odenkirk
David Cross
Sarah Silverman
Steve Agee
Brian Poshein
Zach Galifianakis
Doug Benson
Jon Benjamin

to name a few

So by jon benjamin do you mean H. Jon Benjamin?

As in coach mcgurk?

Cause I need to see this dvd, whats it called?