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Jack Bauer NOOOO!

Reckless_energyReckless_energy Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
your so angry when you're drunk.... D:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7037022.stm?lsm

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    People who drunk drive needs to get fucking deep crowed

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Cop pulls Sutherland over, he rolls down the window and as the officer asks "Do you know why I--" Sutherland cuts him off with a barked "NO TIME TO TALK NOW I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE CAR"

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He'll be in cushy jail though.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He always does this.

    He'll probably end up punching his way threw the prison walls.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What the hell is drink-driving?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    What the hell is drink-driving?


    DUI.


    Is it really that hard to work out you brainless Neanderthal?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Cop pulls Sutherland over, he rolls down the window and as the officer asks "Do you know why I--" Sutherland cuts him off with a barked "NO TIME TO TALK NOW I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE CAR"

    THEY'VE GOT MY DAUGHTER

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  • Reckless_energyReckless_energy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    drink driving is a myth.

    like the minator

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    What the hell is drink-driving?


    DUI.


    Is it really that hard to work out you brainless Neanderthal?

    No, I got that, thanks. Why is it called drink-driving and not drunk-driving? Drink-driving makes it sound like something a 12 year old would do.

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  • Reckless_energyReckless_energy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    What the hell is drink-driving?


    DUI.


    Is it really that hard to work out you brainless Neanderthal?

    No, I got that, thanks. Why is it called drink-driving and not drunk-driving? Drink-driving makes it sound like something a 12 year old would do.


    you drink retarded

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Reckless_energy wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    What the hell is drink-driving?


    DUI.


    Is it really that hard to work out you brainless Neanderthal?

    No, I got that, thanks. Why is it called drink-driving and not drunk-driving? Drink-driving makes it sound like something a 12 year old would do.


    you drink retarded


    That makes no sense.



    Are you dense?

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is that Donald in your sig?

    He is really disappointed isn't he? You can tell.

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  • Reckless_energyReckless_energy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Reckless_energy wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    What the hell is drink-driving?


    DUI.


    Is it really that hard to work out you brainless Neanderthal?

    No, I got that, thanks. Why is it called drink-driving and not drunk-driving? Drink-driving makes it sound like something a 12 year old would do.


    you drink retarded


    That makes no sense.



    Are you dense?




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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Is that Donald in your sig?

    He is really disappointed isn't he?

    Yeah. It's from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. Any film with Jeff Goldbloom (sp?) as a bad guy. :)

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Drink-driving

    Oh, Europe

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think it stems from the government ad campaigns of don't drink and drive, which just got shortened to drink-drive in the common tongue.

    Drunk drive would imply a totally plastered person behind the wheel, thus not reinforcing the message that driving after drinking any alcohol at all is something you shouldn't really do.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    time for jacks brother to break him out

    in the cross over series

    24 break

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up wrote: »
    time for jacks brother to break him out

    in the cross over series

    24 break

    with his superpowers

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Heroes in prison 24

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    just 24 hours before his execution

    and he has to find a way out
    23rd episode they are trying to cut the power as he is on the chair. BAM power goes out then

    boop
    3:59:57
    beep
    3:59:58
    boop
    3:59:59
    beep
    4:00:00


    FLAWLESS

    dan, get me the writers

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lights come back on and all the guards have had the top of their heads removed.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    WHO DO YOU WORK FOR

    uh, the State Patrol

    DON'T YOU LIE TO ME

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    back when this show was on we had a fun time guessing what jacks childhood would be like

    one of these instances he was grounded and couldn't go to the dance, so he took his own parents hostage and interrogated them all "WHERE IS THE PROM?!"

    and with that thought i take my leave

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It would be good if just once the terrorists were like, THIS TIME YOU HAVE 25 HOURS. IT IS IMPORTANT TO START THE DAY WITH A COMPLETE BREAKFAST.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    he is going to rape all the bears in prison

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You cannot arrest Jack Bauer.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Honestly, how many bad 24 hour periods can one guy have of this magnitude? For fuck sakes, many law enforcement guys don't have one of these events happen in a career. Poor Jack Bauer needs an early retirement.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, he's only had 6 bad days. As far as we know, every other day in his long career involved snorting cocaine off of Michelle Dessler's tits.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hate how, with so much shit on TV, every time a show with an excellent concept and solid scripting comes along it just gets dragged out forever and ever until it's as bad and ridiculous as everything else.

    Take a look at Prison Break. OH SHIT WE'RE IN PRISON NOW WE'RE OUT OF PRISON NOW WE'RE IN PRISON AGAIN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS POSSIBLY TEA AND CRUMPETS OH SHIT THE WARDEN IS MY DAD AND HE JUST SUICIDE BOMBED A HOLE IN THE WALL WHAT'S THAT I WAS BORN A GIRL GALKSGHALKSGLKASGALSLASKHGLA

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    24 is a great show and a good concept, but yeah, 2 or 3 seasons tops. After that, it's just ridiculous that one guy is going to experience 24 hours of intense shit this frequently. Also, pooping. I can dedicate one show a season to me preparing to shit, shitting, and the post-shit process.

    Then there's fapping. No way can I deal with that level of stress without taking 30 or so minutes to rub out a stress reliever.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    I hate how, with so much shit on TV, every time a show with an excellent concept and solid scripting comes along it just gets dragged out forever and ever until it's as bad and ridiculous as everything else.

    Take a look at Prison Break. OH SHIT WE'RE IN PRISON NOW WE'RE OUT OF PRISON NOW WE'RE IN PRISON AGAIN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS POSSIBLY TEA AND CRUMPETS OH SHIT THE WARDEN IS MY DAD AND HE JUST SUICIDE BOMBED A HOLE IN THE WALL WHAT'S THAT I WAS BORN A GIRL GALKSGHALKSGLKASGALSLASKHGLA
    yeah i watched the first episode of prison break this season and suddenly discovered i just didn't care

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Cop pulls Sutherland over, he rolls down the window and as the officer asks "Do you know why I--" Sutherland cuts him off with a barked "NO TIME TO TALK NOW I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE CAR"

    THEY'VE GOT MY DAUGHTER

    TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS

    "What? I don't understand. Look, I'm gonna have to write you a ti-"

    WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    I hate how, with so much shit on TV, every time a show with an excellent concept and solid scripting comes along it just gets dragged out forever and ever until it's as bad and ridiculous as everything else.

    Take a look at Prison Break. OH SHIT WE'RE IN PRISON NOW WE'RE OUT OF PRISON NOW WE'RE IN PRISON AGAIN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS POSSIBLY TEA AND CRUMPETS OH SHIT THE WARDEN IS MY DAD AND HE JUST SUICIDE BOMBED A HOLE IN THE WALL WHAT'S THAT I WAS BORN A GIRL GALKSGHALKSGLKASGALSLASKHGLA

    I'm afraid this is going to happen to the shows I love this season, like Heroes and Pushing Daisies and Dexter and Reaper and etc etc.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    SithDrummer wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Cop pulls Sutherland over, he rolls down the window and as the officer asks "Do you know why I--" Sutherland cuts him off with a barked "NO TIME TO TALK NOW I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE CAR"

    THEY'VE GOT MY DAUGHTER

    TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS

    "What? I don't understand. Look, I'm gonna have to write you a ti-"

    WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

    "No, other terrorists have my other other daughter"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I used to fucking LOVE 24.

    This last season i stopped watching four episodes in.

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  • KarennaKarenna Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Can't he just upload a small file to his PDA that will allow him to see a real-time IR satellite feed of the prison guards, thus allowing him to escape?


    I seriously want one of those uber-PDA's.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    I hate how, with so much shit on TV, every time a show with an excellent concept and solid scripting comes along it just gets dragged out forever and ever until it's as bad and ridiculous as everything else.

    Take a look at Prison Break. OH SHIT WE'RE IN PRISON NOW WE'RE OUT OF PRISON NOW WE'RE IN PRISON AGAIN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS POSSIBLY TEA AND CRUMPETS OH SHIT THE WARDEN IS MY DAD AND HE JUST SUICIDE BOMBED A HOLE IN THE WALL WHAT'S THAT I WAS BORN A GIRL GALKSGHALKSGLKASGALSLASKHGLA

    you've got it all wrong. because this season, he's in a mexican prison.

    "Hey, you guys want to break out?"

    "No way, ese."

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    This season, Rob Schneider is Jack Bauer.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    one time Kiefer Sutherland was at a bar and was drunk so he took his pants off and nobody took any good pictures what the fuck paparazzi

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  • YardGnomeYardGnome Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When does Jack Bauer poop

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