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Men

1<3dicks1<3dicks __BANNED USERS regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
This thread is about men.

I felt the title was very succinct in this regard.

So, men... Aren't men great? I love men, and I especially love being a man.

For those of you out there in man-land that don't like men (not Shibby), being a man who likes men is like being a straight man that can look down at any time of the day and see boobs and a snatch... It's heaven. Plus, I can go into locker rooms and bathrooms, and no one has any idea.

But enough about men liking men... This thread can be about all men, everywhere, even those that like the snatch.

Let us discuss men.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I only like men with hats.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    butler you're a fagmo

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    men are much much hotter than women

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I like men without hats

    Are we going to have to fight over this, Buttler
    we can fight if we want to

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    I only like men with hats.
    I like men without hats

    Are we going to have to fight over this, Buttler

    tfs doesn't do protection guys

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What are you, one of those homeo segshuals?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A true man fights on to thrust into heaven with his soul!

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What about men at work?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This thread is dedicated to the steel workers of America.

    Keep reaching for that rainbow!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gay guys are cool, because it's one less person you have to compete with. Also, they help you dress nicely and talk to women.

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    men are much much hotter than women

    Hello bongi.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i find i get most of my dressing advice from women

    they have silly ideas

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    they work hard, so they play hard

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  • 1<3dicks1<3dicks __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gay guys are cool, because it's one less person you have to compete with. Also, they help you dress nicely and talk to women.

    Plus, if you befriend a gay dude (*wink* *wink*), he can talk all smooth to the ladies and afford you some extra snatch. Doubley so if you let said gay dude join in... Ever had snatch and anal simultaneously?

    If not, I have one word for you: The prostate.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I saw that sort of double negative, Hunter.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    fuck I should have remembered because of the men without jobs joke from the simpsons

    fuck fuck

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    1<3dicks wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gay guys are cool, because it's one less person you have to compete with. Also, they help you dress nicely and talk to women.

    Plus, if you befriend a gay dude (*wink* *wink*), he can talk all smooth to the ladies and afford you some extra snatch. Doubley so if you let said gay dude join in... Ever had snatch and anal simultaneously?

    If not, I have one word for you: The prostate.

    Recruiter.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gay men aren't usually attracted to themselves

    I mean I'm a bad example, but

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    who's up for some anal bleaching?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    who's up for some anal bleeding?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    thunderous applause

    canceled

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am sad that this is supposedly the last season of Queer Eye for The Straight Guy. I mean, i stopped watching after the first season, but it was comforting to know that somewhere out there, were fabulous dude bringing the awesome to straight men, one gross shlub at a time.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gay guys are cool, because it's one less person you have to compete with. Also, they help you dress nicely and talk to women.

    Two less people, actually.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't know

    I'm more partial to women

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    1<3dicks wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gay guys are cool, because it's one less person you have to compete with. Also, they help you dress nicely and talk to women.

    Plus, if you befriend a gay dude (*wink* *wink*), he can talk all smooth to the ladies and afford you some extra snatch. Doubley so if you let said gay dude join in... Ever had snatch and anal simultaneously?

    If not, I have one word for you: The prostate.

    I don't like dudes in that way, but a gay friend in your stable will dramatically increase your chances of picking up ladies. It's science.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    men are much much hotter than women

    Thanks.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Who let this guy in?

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I don't know

    I'm more partial to women

    quiet, they might hear you

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    men are much much hotter than women

    Thanks.

    at the same time i am generally more repulsed by an ugly dude than an ugly woman

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  • 1<3dicks1<3dicks __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I wonder how many gay guys have been in the snatch and how many have never?

    I think all people should try it all, just to find the right fit. Men just fit me. Maybe they would you?

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    men are much much hotter than women

    Thanks.

    at the same time i am generally more repulsed by an ugly dude than an ugly woman

    Thats because women aren't sex objects to you.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh gosh is this just the thread for gay fellows

    is everyone else in this thread gay

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So you're saying you're a bottom?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't know about this dude.

    Seems a little too over-the-top for me.

    I like my gays more humble or in Britain.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I don't know

    I'm more partial to women

    why don't you make a thread about it?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I don't know

    I'm more partial to women

    why don't you make a thread about it?

    I made a thread about dinosaurs

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Who let this guy in?

    He has upped the faggotry value of the forum quite a bit. We're heading dangerously towards Richard Simmons Speed.

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh gosh is this just the thread for gay fellows

    is everyone else in this thread gay

    man now i've been revealed too

    let's leave together skull man

    and then return gay

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    POSSIBLE HOMERSEXUAL

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