Pony has a white board next to his computer.
There are two columns:
Sexually Harassed
To Sexually Harass
He doesn't sleep until everyone is put into the column on the right. Once he's done, he erases the board, goes to sleep and starts again in the morning.
also wam why do you not have a boy's shirt off by the 2nd date
what's wrong with you
oh this was like four years ago, I'm much easier now
well that is good to know
you know for
future reference
(it occurs to me i have not sexually harassed you in a while)
you know, you haven't, and by god, I've missed it
you know so many dudes on here are like "lol wam looks like a tranny" but i am always the one who is like "actually dudes that short hair looks fetching on her and i like her high cheekbones and smile"
but i don't say that often
can't look like a tranny lover in front of the lads, you see
also wam why do you not have a boy's shirt off by the 2nd date
what's wrong with you
oh this was like four years ago, I'm much easier now
well that is good to know
you know for
future reference
(it occurs to me i have not sexually harassed you in a while)
you know, you haven't, and by god, I've missed it
you know so many dudes on here are like "lol wam looks like a tranny" but i am always the one who is like "actually dudes that short hair looks fetching on her and i like her high cheekbones and smile"
but i don't say that often
can't look like a tranny lover in front of the lads, you see
man's got an e-rep
you understand
i have only seen the pic of her on her profile thing and i don't think she does at all
i actually know a lot of girls that look exactly like her
also wam why do you not have a boy's shirt off by the 2nd date
what's wrong with you
oh this was like four years ago, I'm much easier now
well that is good to know
you know for
future reference
(it occurs to me i have not sexually harassed you in a while)
you know, you haven't, and by god, I've missed it
you know so many dudes on here are like "lol wam looks like a tranny" but i am always the one who is like "actually dudes that short hair looks fetching on her and i like her high cheekbones and smile"
but i don't say that often
can't look like a tranny lover in front of the lads, you see
man's got an e-rep
you understand
thanks, pony, I appreciate that
I do hold a certain appeal for boys who like their women to be relatively genderless
Posts
i know man, wam is the most depressing person
also personally i liked the redhead more though it might have just been the picture of her with your glasses on
because i am a sucker for girls in glasses
in retrospect the middle half of that came out far creepier than intended. all "i loved the picture of your girlfriend in your glasses" creeepppyyy
There are two columns:
Sexually Harassed
To Sexually Harass
He doesn't sleep until everyone is put into the column on the right. Once he's done, he erases the board, goes to sleep and starts again in the morning.
they crush my balls and don't let me bend my legs
in retrospect though i am glad it didn't work out between her and i
the distance and stuff, it wouldn't have worked out
plus she was starting to notice i was not exactly the dude i present to folk when you get to know me better and i don't think she was liking that
girl i'm with now, though, she knows what i am and accepts that fully and loves me anyway
makes me happy
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?p=3048344#post3048344
which reminds me
is it wrong that i think sex while one or both of the people is wearing a rocketeer mask would be the best sex ever?
Grinding someone (especially their face) into the asphalt.
Looks like they got hit with a cheese grater. Usually requires extensive cosmetic surgery to fix.
EDIT: Beaten, but by Pony so that's fine. I actually got it pretty right too.
I mean apparently her boss has spent like 3 grand on her and she hasn't even fucked him, yet.
She is a true master of the craft.
if you read further down the page he explains it
basically grinding someone's face on asphalt
EDIT: I am too slow.
you know so many dudes on here are like "lol wam looks like a tranny" but i am always the one who is like "actually dudes that short hair looks fetching on her and i like her high cheekbones and smile"
but i don't say that often
can't look like a tranny lover in front of the lads, you see
man's got an e-rep
you understand
It's been a good night
i have only seen the pic of her on her profile thing and i don't think she does at all
i actually know a lot of girls that look exactly like her
Androgynous.
master
Late, was reading Sandman
No, you really don't
I do hold a certain appeal for boys who like their women to be relatively genderless
master
just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
master
master
in all honesty i was just lookin for an excuse to post a creepy lookin dude with chops
the one on pacams is current as of about a week ago
where is your dick
androgyny don't generally do it for me
ground beef in my strawberry yogurt etc
basically i am saying tfs is gross
his hair
my god
it looks so soft
i want to touch it but it's in the british isles
don't know the website url
if it's just pacams.com i am going to look like an idiot
either way again, that's the only pic I've seen of you
edit: and i have never seen a picture of bongi
although I have burned him into submission
he kept making fun of how I have a strong jaw, and I said "at least I can still see mine"
doo doo doo
oh hey this is an interesting web site
who the crap says you look like a tranny?
think i am going to have to wait until after i cut my hair though
looks terrible right now
SNAP
WaM you look great.
I should update mine someday.
should I put my pic up
hmmmmm
what is it