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Recovering from watching the film Meet Joe Black
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Yeah I know, but I was bored and lonely and I thought hey, why not watch a little Meet Joe Black? All the cool kids are doing it. Before I knew it I had watched the entire film, no mean feat (as you are no doubt aware it is over four weeks long).
Are there any steps I can take to recover from the inevitable side effects from watching the film Meet Joe Black? I mean I have some whiskey but I've been on the wagon a good while. I just don't think I can cope with the two things at once, you know? Staying sober and having watched the film Meet Joe Black. I went and threw up a little and I feel a little better but I just don't think it was enough.
Are there any steps I can take to recover from the inevitable side effects from watching the film Meet Joe Black? I mean I have some whiskey but I've been on the wagon a good while. I just don't think I can cope with the two things at once, you know? Staying sober and having watched the film Meet Joe Black. I went and threw up a little and I feel a little better but I just don't think it was enough.
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did you know that the director of this movie also directed gigli? Take comfort in knowing that after that little disaster, he'll never work in Hollywood again
Possibly a saw of some kind to crack the skull open, alternatively find some paving.
Satans..... hints.....
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
The get to sit in the sun all day, smoke crack, and urinate wherever they want. Also, they can say the most absurd shit at pedestrians, passing cars, trees, buildings, stray dogs, pigeons, or empty space, and nobody even judges them. It's the life, let me tell you.
I just... you're in a really tough spot here.
Step 2: Apply a cooling salve to any burns or rashes you may have incurred during the viewing
Step 3: Read something by Kurt Vonnegut
THIS DO THIS CT
YOU'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT MEET JOE BLACK
STEAM
That's built in therapy right there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk42KyeI3kY
The best bit is the black guy in the background clearly enjoying it all far too much. He's all like 'Oh yeah, white boy gonna hit by a car right there. Let me just stand here with my hands on my hips and not warn him. Oh damn! A twofer. Let me just bend down so I can get a clear view of his skull impacting on the tarmac'
When I get bored I tend start calling people to see wtf is going on. If you have no one to call, at least watch a better movie!
Sorry, I think those memories are there to stay, better luck next time. :P
seemed alright
i think the appeal was that brad pitt is such a handsome man and he looked very good in this movie
and seeing as you went and watched the whole movie
maybe a large perhaps lifesize poster of brad pitt is whats needed here
how are you feeling are you feeling empty do you feel like something is missing in your life did the movie take the pain away if only for a short time
it is probably the acute aching of realising you can never be with brad pitt
we have all been through it and it is no fun
put a poster up in your room and when it gets bad just lose yourself in his eyes until you feel better
in a few weeks you should find yourself adjusting and accepting that your life will never be complete
this acceptance is the best anyone can hope for
Hopefully it should set off enough contradictory and bizzare patterns in your brain, that on climax your memory will shut down and reboot to its last saved position pre Meet Joe Black.