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Let's get some confessions up

PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Yeah, confessions and all.

Well, about 2 years ago, when I wasn't a member here, I used to post on a forum with, well, different content.

Cartoon porn, to be more specific.

I was into the whole hentai thing at that time. Not so much the anime thing, even though I watched three or four over a couple of time.

Thanks to my immense amount of spamming, I've became the top poster pretty soon, which wasn't much, 1000 posts or so. Most of it was trolling, though.

A lot of people hated me and maybe five liked me. I still have them as friends in my old myspace account, which hopefully is forgotten now. At one point, I started posting guro (gore hentai), not only in the image forums, but also in the general forums. I guess that, combined with the trolling, led to a permanent ban (I was already banned temporary before).

That said, when it comes to hentai, I used to be what K_a ever wanted to achieve.

Fun facts:
  • I registered as Unicorn Power, but things fucked up and so I used Power of the Unicorn. I got called PotU and that's where my name is from.
  • I was probably the most likeable person there.
  • I just couldn't stop trolling that gay guy who was a huge Inuyasha fanboy. Also, fat and ugly and underaged (most of them were underaged, but I was nice enough not to tell the admin)

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I was a lad, when I first discovered the word fuck, I yelled it at some disabled kids.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I was 17, I had some very good beer

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    confessions huh? so we're basically supposed to give the hordes that are SE++ poo to fling at us.

    how jolly, haha

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That thing I said is the worst thing I've ever done.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I use the internet

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    When I was just a lad, searching for my true vocation, my father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation. Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financeer, my boy why not consider a more challenging career?"

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    When I was born, I came out of the womb with jeans on.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    When I was just a lad, searching for my true vocation, my father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation. Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financeer, my boy why not consider a more challenging career?"

    Hey ho ho
    You'll cruise to foreign shores
    And you'll keep your mind and body sound
    By working out of doors

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think everyone probably went through a hentai phase at some point.

    What decides whether you're over it or not is if you want to travel back in time to beat up the fourteen year old version of you.

    And boy do I ever. Thank God I never got into the tentacle side of things, otherwise I'd have to put myself down.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    When I was 14, I created a quantum singularity and jerked off at its event horizon for 512 days in real time.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    When I was 14, I created a quantum singularity and jerked off at its event horizon for 512 days in real time.

    I don't believe you

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    ANARCHakeANARCHake Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think everybody went through a quantum singularity phase at some point

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    I used to be a pair of pants.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I asked someone why they were allowed to wear their hat in school (My school didn't allow hats) in a kind of harsh tone because I wanted to wear a hat and someone else yelled at me because the kid had cancer and his hair was falling out in clumps. I felt like an ass :(

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I was 14, and I discovered the word singularity, I yelled it at some financeers

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    i'm not actually gay

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    in my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that i've been turning over in my mind ever since

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm the internet

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I was raised by a cup of coffee

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i'm not actually gay

    :O well then. hello there beautiful. :winky:

    wait, shit, i'm not really a bee. D:

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I actually like it here sometimes

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i'm not actually gay

    :O well then. hello there beautiful. :winky:

    wait, shit, i'm not really a bee. D:

    You just broke the hearts of a lot of furries here.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When my dad told me about the eggs inside of a woman I pictured actual eggs, and I wondered if I could grow wings or talons or a beak.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    in my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that i've been turning over in my mind ever since

    Now don't go telling your mother about this

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    When I was a very, very young boy, I thought that when a man and a woman had sex, the penis pushed a button inside the woman that made her start growing a baby, and it stopped a spinning wheel, like in Wheel of Fortune, but instead of dollar amounts the wheel just read "BOY/GIRL/BOY/GIRL/BOY/GIRL"

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I played Ragnarok Online for 3 years before I realized how crappy it is.

    Top that.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i'm not actually gay

    :O well then. hello there beautiful. :winky:

    wait, shit, i'm not really a bee. D:

    hello

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I used to be a pair of pants.

    With nobody in them?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm too shy to talk on vent because I think my voice is too high even though it really is just a bit higher thyn usual and nowhere near teefs's.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I roleplayed on Neverwinter Nights for a good 3 years.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    When my dad told me about the eggs inside of a woman I pictured actual eggs, and I wondered if I could grow wings or talons or a beak.

    The word "actual" is not a good choice here because they are indeed actual eggs. They are not fake or imaginary.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    When I turned 17, I didn't want to wait another year to be able to legally buy alcohol from seedy Quebec confectionaries so I decided to turn 18 the next day.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I was a young warthog, I found my aroma lacked a certain appeal I could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal. I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned, and it hurt that my friends never stood downwind.

    And, oh, the shame!!

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat

    and I lied, yes, that dress makes you look fat

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    When my dad told me about the eggs inside of a woman I pictured actual eggs, and I wondered if I could grow wings or talons or a beak.

    The word "actual" is not a good choice here because they are indeed actual eggs. They are not fake or imaginary.

    Yeah, you're right. "Chicken eggs".

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I used to play EQ. Like 14-16 hours a day for a month straight during a summer. Then my dad found out what the fuck I was doing, instead of going to work, and boy...fuck.

    Lowest point in my life ever.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I'm too shy to talk on vent because I think my voice is too high even though it really is just a bit higher thyn usual and nowhere near teefs's.

    Look you can't be worse than wiggin on vent.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I roleplayed on Neverwinter Nights for a good 3 years.

    the word "good" may be a stretch here

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat

    and I lied, yes, that dress makes you look fat

    There've been times I've peed in your sink.

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