Games where you do repetitive things are boring. Teefs must think Tetris is stupid.
I kid I kid.
Nobody could hate Tetris.
I need to go back and finish the "REAL" ending of Dead Rising. I'm currently at the part where the tunnels underneath the mall are filling up with gas and bombs are poised to blow the whole place sky-high. I died last time when my motorcycle died on me and I was blown up by a crazy hispanic psychopath.
Once I finish the real part of the game I'm going back for the records. This is my second play-through and a lot of people I've escorted have died because I needed to make it to a certain spot to advance the main plot. The best was when I had about 7 people following me, 6 of whom were women.
Women are useless in this game in case you didn't know, as most of them can't use weapons. I had to be somewhere at midnight and, unfortunately, the zombies ripped up everyone in my party. The ladies' entrails were ripped out through their stomachs, arms and legs pulled off, esophagus torn out and the rest just chewed on and turned. It was a damn shame, as two of the girls made for great "erotica" shots (one had huge jugs and the other had a miniskirt that allowed copious panty shots).
At first I thought the campaign would just be another run of the mill shooter campaign. Of course, it's entirely scripted and linear, but it's just so intense and fun. It's very atmospheric and highly immersive.
My only real issue with Dead Rising ever was how it has an absurd amount of anti-american trash in it. If you really look for it, it's fucking nuts how much there is to find.
My only real issue with Dead Rising ever was how it has an absurd amount of anti-american trash in it. If you really look for it, it's fucking nuts how much there is to find.
My only real issue with Dead Rising ever was how it has an absurd amount of anti-american trash in it. If you really look for it, it's fucking nuts how much there is to find.
there's anti-everythingelse in every other game you play so I don't see the problem
My only real issue with Dead Rising ever was how it has an absurd amount of anti-american trash in it. If you really look for it, it's fucking nuts how much there is to find.
Like what?
Zoom the camera in on the Grocery Store Guy's Shopping Cart.
i am guessing tfs didn't play long enough to unlock any special moves
it's a lot deeper that 'hit zombie with stick for 8 hours'
You can do some pretty fucking awesome stuff to wipe out a section of the mall pretty quick later on. Walk over all of their heads to gear a clear shot with the shotgun, break off the necks of survivors. Oh a zombie popped up behind you? Disembowel him bare handed.
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My only real issue with Dead Rising ever was how it has an absurd amount of anti-american trash in it. If you really look for it, it's fucking nuts how much there is to find.
Like what?
Zoom the camera in on the Grocery Store Guy's Shopping Cart.
My only real issue with Dead Rising ever was how it has an absurd amount of anti-american trash in it. If you really look for it, it's fucking nuts how much there is to find.
Like what?
Zoom the camera in on the Grocery Store Guy's Shopping Cart.
What is on it?
I seriously can't remember, but I know it's some kind of anti-christian thing mocking the bigots we have sprawling up all over the country.
i am guessing tfs didn't play long enough to unlock any special moves
it's a lot deeper that 'hit zombie with stick for 8 hours'
You can do some pretty fucking awesome stuff to wipe out a section of the mall pretty quick later on. Walk over all of their heads to gear a clear shot with the shotgun, break off the necks of survivors. Oh a zombie popped up behind you? Disembowel him bare handed.
My favorite special move is the one where he runs behind them, then grabs their head and jumps down, exploding the zombies head on the ground
Then if you go down the unfinished section of the mall to the record shop, if you zoom the camera in on all the movies and shit they basically make American media out to be utter garbage, coming from the people who churn out endless waves of awful anime, manga, and other trash for the one or two classics here and there.
Also, you think it's clunky because you were level 1-5 or so, and your stats are pitiful compared to what the game is really like around the 30's or so.
Also, you think it's clunky because you were level 1-5 or so, and your stats are pitiful compared to what the game is really like around the 30's or so.
Also, you think it's clunky because you were level 1-5 or so, and your stats are pitiful compared to what the game is really like around the 30's or so.
that's why you take a trip to the garage
Seriously, fighting in the garage with heavy metal playing is so epic it's fucking insane. Put on like Blitzkrieg or Criminally Insane and just grab an assortment of different weapons and you have some seriously fucking awesome survival gameplay, especially when you have to cower your way back upstairs low on health and without recovery items and shit, you get this awesome sense of desperation to make your way back up, knocking zombies down the stair and running like crazy.
Also, you think it's clunky because you were level 1-5 or so, and your stats are pitiful compared to what the game is really like around the 30's or so.
that's why you take a trip to the garage
Seriously, fighting in the garage with heavy metal playing is so epic it's fucking insane. Put on like Blitzkrieg or Criminally Insane and just grab an assortment of different weapons and you have some seriously fucking awesome survival gameplay, especially when you have to cower your way back upstairs low on health and without recovery items and shit, you get this awesome sense of desperation to make your way back up, knocking zombies down the stair and running like crazy.
Me and my buddies were screwing around in the garage for hours upon hours. We eventually mastered the art of jumping from zombie head to zombie head.
I'm probably going to go buy Dead Rising tomorrow now.
My buddy got me Bioshock for my birfday a while ago.
It's great and I'm gettin' the pics in Fort Frolic but I'm such a pussy when it comes to anything at all scary and oh god these statues bleed and I know for a fact that one wasn't standing behind me a second ago jesus.
Also, you think it's clunky because you were level 1-5 or so, and your stats are pitiful compared to what the game is really like around the 30's or so.
that's why you take a trip to the garage
Seriously, fighting in the garage with heavy metal playing is so epic it's fucking insane. Put on like Blitzkrieg or Criminally Insane and just grab an assortment of different weapons and you have some seriously fucking awesome survival gameplay, especially when you have to cower your way back upstairs low on health and without recovery items and shit, you get this awesome sense of desperation to make your way back up, knocking zombies down the stair and running like crazy.
Me and my buddies were screwing around in the garage for hours upon hours. We eventually mastered the art of jumping from zombie head to zombie head.
I'm probably going to go buy Dead Rising tomorrow now.
It's so God damn awesome when the car breaks in the center of the parking lot, you already know you've got about a 1/5 chance of getting back out.
Also, I liked to dress Frank up like a Secret Service agent Pony. And both the songs I mentioned are Thrash, not Heavy Metal.
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This game is the bestest thing ever. So intense.
I'm wavering on getting it still.
Maybe I'll sell Rainbow Six Vegas or something; I have so many shooters.
I kid I kid.
Nobody could hate Tetris.
I need to go back and finish the "REAL" ending of Dead Rising. I'm currently at the part where the tunnels underneath the mall are filling up with gas and bombs are poised to blow the whole place sky-high. I died last time when my motorcycle died on me and I was blown up by a crazy hispanic psychopath.
Once I finish the real part of the game I'm going back for the records. This is my second play-through and a lot of people I've escorted have died because I needed to make it to a certain spot to advance the main plot. The best was when I had about 7 people following me, 6 of whom were women.
Women are useless in this game in case you didn't know, as most of them can't use weapons. I had to be somewhere at midnight and, unfortunately, the zombies ripped up everyone in my party. The ladies' entrails were ripped out through their stomachs, arms and legs pulled off, esophagus torn out and the rest just chewed on and turned. It was a damn shame, as two of the girls made for great "erotica" shots (one had huge jugs and the other had a miniskirt that allowed copious panty shots).
What I'm saying is that this game is not boring.
Get it.
Multiplayer is also crazy fun.
I can't really play any fps requiring a steady connection online, as my signal is erratic as hell. Its not that it's too slow though.
The problem is, I can't do anything about it really, as I live in a rural area, and thats the only ISP, short of dialup.
it's hilarious
the zombie outbreak happens because americans are too fat
seriously
there's anti-everythingelse in every other game you play so I don't see the problem
only immense amounts of hilarity
Zoom the camera in on the Grocery Store Guy's Shopping Cart.
it's a lot deeper that 'hit zombie with stick for 8 hours'
The end of the first act. I don't want to spoil anything, but trust me--it's awesome.
You can do some pretty fucking awesome stuff to wipe out a section of the mall pretty quick later on. Walk over all of their heads to gear a clear shot with the shotgun, break off the necks of survivors. Oh a zombie popped up behind you? Disembowel him bare handed.
I was walking to the kitchen and in passing I saw my roommate pick up a shopping cart and throw it at zombies
god I can't wait to start my own game
What is on it?
I seriously can't remember, but I know it's some kind of anti-christian thing mocking the bigots we have sprawling up all over the country.
My favorite special move is the one where he runs behind them, then grabs their head and jumps down, exploding the zombies head on the ground
so it wasn't the repetition eh
you lying sack of lies
that's why you take a trip to the garage
Seriously, fighting in the garage with heavy metal playing is so epic it's fucking insane. Put on like Blitzkrieg or Criminally Insane and just grab an assortment of different weapons and you have some seriously fucking awesome survival gameplay, especially when you have to cower your way back upstairs low on health and without recovery items and shit, you get this awesome sense of desperation to make your way back up, knocking zombies down the stair and running like crazy.
downloading the man in black suit
putting on sunglasses
getting an acoustic guitar as a weapon
walk up to some zombies
"Hello, my name is Johnny Cash"
KABONG
Me and my buddies were screwing around in the garage for hours upon hours. We eventually mastered the art of jumping from zombie head to zombie head.
I'm probably going to go buy Dead Rising tomorrow now.
It's great and I'm gettin' the pics in Fort Frolic but I'm such a pussy when it comes to anything at all scary and oh god these statues bleed and I know for a fact that one wasn't standing behind me a second ago jesus.
It's so God damn awesome when the car breaks in the center of the parking lot, you already know you've got about a 1/5 chance of getting back out.
Also, I liked to dress Frank up like a Secret Service agent Pony. And both the songs I mentioned are Thrash, not Heavy Metal.
i haven't played it in ages
it's like everything i want from a rpg
that's the only thing I care about
fuck dialogue
but you don't like alien chicks and they will be gettin' it on in this game
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