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Social Entropy, I want to tell you a story
Quetzi
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Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
It's a very old story, and, as such, has a moral to it
Once upon a time, there was a fly
This fly was hovering about a foot above a pond
Inside the pond there was a fish, looking up at the fly from just below the surface
And the fish thought to himself, "If that fly drops just six inches I can jump out of the water and have myself some lunch."
On the side of the pond, there was a bear
And the bear was watching the fish, just under the surface, and thought to himself, "If that fish jumps out the water just a tiny bit, I can grab it with my paw and have myself some lunch."
In the woods, behind the bear, there was a hunter, who could just barely see the bear behind a tree
And the hunter thought to himself, "If that bear moves just one inch closer to that pond, I can shoot him, and have myself a new rug."
Underneath the hunter, there was a mouse
And the mouse was looking up at a cheese sandwich precariously perched in the hunter's pocket, and thinking to himself, "If that hunter just moves a little bit that cheese sandwich will fall out of his pocket and I can have myself some lunch."
And above the mouse there was a cat, high up in a tree, and he was thinking to himself, "If that mouse moves forward just a tiny bit I can leap down and have myself some lunch."
So the fly dropped the necessary six inches
The fish jumped, and missed
The bear swung, and missed
The hunter shot, and missed
The mouse scurried towards the sandwich, grabbed a piece of cheese, and fled
The cat leaped out of the tree for the mouse, but tripped, stumbling over the space where it had been, and fell straight into the pond
Now, Social Entropy, tell me, do you know the moral to the story?
Once upon a time, there was a fly
This fly was hovering about a foot above a pond
Inside the pond there was a fish, looking up at the fly from just below the surface
And the fish thought to himself, "If that fly drops just six inches I can jump out of the water and have myself some lunch."
On the side of the pond, there was a bear
And the bear was watching the fish, just under the surface, and thought to himself, "If that fish jumps out the water just a tiny bit, I can grab it with my paw and have myself some lunch."
In the woods, behind the bear, there was a hunter, who could just barely see the bear behind a tree
And the hunter thought to himself, "If that bear moves just one inch closer to that pond, I can shoot him, and have myself a new rug."
Underneath the hunter, there was a mouse
And the mouse was looking up at a cheese sandwich precariously perched in the hunter's pocket, and thinking to himself, "If that hunter just moves a little bit that cheese sandwich will fall out of his pocket and I can have myself some lunch."
And above the mouse there was a cat, high up in a tree, and he was thinking to himself, "If that mouse moves forward just a tiny bit I can leap down and have myself some lunch."
So the fly dropped the necessary six inches
The fish jumped, and missed
The bear swung, and missed
The hunter shot, and missed
The mouse scurried towards the sandwich, grabbed a piece of cheese, and fled
The cat leaped out of the tree for the mouse, but tripped, stumbling over the space where it had been, and fell straight into the pond
Now, Social Entropy, tell me, do you know the moral to the story?
The moral of the story is that when the fly drops six inches, the pussy gets wet.
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I was dissapointed.
Sorry to disappoint Stale. I guess I could do an alternate version with some Bel-Airing.
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If they aren't, I'm gonna be sad.
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and the hunter should eat the bear, not just make a rug out of him.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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I have heard it told both ways, and I prefer the rug version, because it provides a good red herring when the human is the only one not looking for some lunch.
now there's a good joke
Right on.
make a good joke
ITT hunter reveals he is a closet bestiality guru
STEAM!
you can't really be a closet guru
that's an oxymoron
now w/ free blueberries. on a hill.
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