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Whippy, fork over the chocolate

redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfixRegistered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3330384&postcount=67

You can't hide your cacao-infused hookup abilities any longer.

So cmon, pony up the goods.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    through the internet

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    I don't know what I'm doing.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man chocolate kicks ass.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    through the internet

    ...and into my mouth...

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man chocolate

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want some chocolate truffles whippy

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What is the best kind of chocolate?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Probably white chocolate.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    WreckTech wrote: »
    What is the best kind of chocolate?

    Rolo



    see it's funny.... double entendre

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Probably white chocolate.

    Racist

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Probably white chocolate.

    That's just the highest paid chocolate.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Chocolate is for fatties.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Probably white chocolate.

    That's just the highest paid chocolate.
    Double racist.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I believe you are racist for suggesting white chocolate is racist!

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A second on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

    alternatively Choo Choooo, next stop my thighs

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So, who wants to call Whippy?
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Call him? Maybe I should go there for lunch... CHOCOLATE SANDWICH PLEASE.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I would like a dozen chocolate covered dongs please.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I say we all go in dressed as wrestlers from the 80s

    whoever goes as hacksaw Jim needs to crack him over the head with the board and then we steal all the chocolate

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Call him? Maybe I should go there for lunch... CHOCOLATE SANDWICH PLEASE.

    Is that where two white guys "wrestle" a black chick in between them?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale's plan is flawless.

    I fully support it.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Call him? Maybe I should go there for lunch... CHOCOLATE SANDWICH PLEASE.

    Is that where two white guys "wrestle" a black chick in between them?

    Sir, you took something beautiful and sullied it.

    Pistols at dawn.

    Set your alarm.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Call him? Maybe I should go there for lunch... CHOCOLATE SANDWICH PLEASE.

    Is that where two white guys "wrestle" a black chick in between them?

    Sir, you took something beautiful and sullied it.

    Pistols at dawn.

    Set your alarm.

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    You know, they say mercy is the mark of a great man.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm trying to picture Whippy in a hairnet.

    It's... wrong.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I'm trying to picture Whippy in a hairnet.

    It's... wrong.

    Now picture Knob struting around the store in his underwear, holding up a 2x4, givign the thumbs up to everyone, then cracking whippy in the face with it and Junkyard Dog Dru and Jordyn Macho Man Savage steal all the chocolate.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    White chocolate isn't actually chocolate.

    I mean all it has is cocoa butter. No liquor or cocoa bean in there.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I'm trying to picture Whippy in a hairnet.

    It's... wrong.

    Now picture Knob struting around the store in his underwear, holding up a 2x4, givign the thumbs up to everyone, then cracking whippy in the face with it and Junkyard Dog Dru and Jordyn Macho Man Savage steal all the chocolate.

    And the whole time Fram's there, in the background, observing whilst puffing on his pipe.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I'm trying to picture Whippy in a hairnet.

    It's... wrong.

    Now picture Knob struting around the store in his underwear, holding up a 2x4, givign the thumbs up to everyone, then cracking whippy in the face with it and Junkyard Dog Dru and Jordyn Macho Man Savage steal all the chocolate.

    and all the while I'm shedding chest hair all over the melted chocolate

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sorry, I'm back... I was looking up "mercy" on dictionary.com

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm back... I was looking up "mercy" on dictionary.com

    Because you couldn't find it here?

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My favorite godiva confections are those hazelnut praline chocolate seashells


    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so has anybody pointed out that, while white chocolate is the most delicious, it is not in fact chocolate?

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm back... I was looking up "mercy" on dictionary.com

    Because you couldn't find it here?

    OH SNAP!

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so has anybody pointed out that, while white chocolate is the most delicious, it is not in fact chocolate?

    *raises hand*

    TiB on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TiB wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so has anybody pointed out that, while white chocolate is the most delicious, it is not in fact chocolate?

    *raises hand*

    well alright then

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm back... I was looking up "mercy" on dictionary.com

    Because you couldn't find it here?

    Kind of... wait.

    Dammit.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so has anybody pointed out that, while white chocolate is the most delicious, it is not in fact chocolate?
    it's also not the most delicious

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so has anybody pointed out that, while white chocolate is the most delicious, it is not in fact chocolate?
    it's also not the most delicious

    I think you may have forgotten your meds this morning old man

    you are off your rocker

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hazelnut and chocolate of any sort are my favorite combination.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I prefer to have peanut butter involved.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    if by delicious you mean blandly oversweetened, then sure

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