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GIANTmicrobes.com - A comic MUST be done about this.

saltescsaltesc Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
I had http://www.giantmicrobes.com/ linked to me in an email. I suggest you go there right now.

The site advertises 7-inch high plush toys of the microbes that are responsible for some of the world's biggest pandemics, diseases, and illnesses. If you're suddenly interested, well you can get a plush toy of the microorganism responsible for your favourite sicknesses, such as:

Herpes
H.I.V.
Polio
Malaria
Athlete's Foot
Heart Worm
Rabies
The Black Death (The Plague)
and my favourite... Gonorrhea

Yes, that's right, a plush toy of an STD that causes random vaginal discharge, inflamed genitals, and of course a difficulty in peeing.

THAT'S GOLD!!! Hahahaha!

So if you're stuck on gift ideas for your nephew's upcoming birthday, why not get them a plush toy of Pneumonia? I know I wouldn't have been scared of sleeping in the dark if I had a plushie of Black Death.

I'd honestly sacrifice my third testicle to see the guys do a comic on this.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    NO

    NO NO NO

    Why the NO

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    They're awesome but so damned old.

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    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I've been seeing those in toy stores for several months, at least.

    They're pretty cute - but comic-worthy?

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  • froggyfroggy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nothing says i gave you herpes like a plushie of it in the mail

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    We have a fucking sitewhore thread and you still aaaaaaaaah

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gabe and tycho don't read the forums blah blah blah no sitewhoring blah blah blah shit all over your thread blah blah blah kill yourself thanks.

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  • saltescsaltesc Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hehe, you clicked on it, moron :)

    God people are stupid...

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    saltesc wrote: »
    God people are stupid...

    this is true

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    saltesc wrote: »
    Hehe, you clicked on it, moron :)

    God people are stupid...

    Man you sure showed us.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NO FUCKK HE'S FROM BRISBANE OH GOD I'VE PROBABLY BEEN ON THE FUCKING BUS WITH HIM

    #pipe on
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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • saltescsaltesc Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    O_o

    wtf is wrong with you?

    If a neutral post on a website decisefully depicts your humanitarian values and feelings of potentially riding a bus with the poster... then fuck. That's probably the lamest thing I have read on a forum all year.

    Yeah it's fun to pretend you're hardcore and possibly even humorous on a forum, but the average forum-user saves these cards for moments where they actually make sense. Learn how to use them. 'Respect' on a website might be a big thing for you, but learn how to use them. It'd be a lot less weird...

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just laughed so hard I cried

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    All u nubs dont no shit bout se

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    saltesc wrote: »
    O_o

    wtf is wrong with you?

    If a neutral post on a website decisefully depicts your humanitarian values and feelings of potentially riding a bus with the poster... then fuck. That's probably the lamest thing I have read on a forum all year.

    Yeah it's fun to pretend you're hardcore and possibly even humorous on a forum, but the average forum-user saves these cards for moments where they actually make sense. Learn how to use them. 'Respect' on a website might be a big thing for you, but learn how to use them. It'd be a lot less weird...

    you are weird.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    he's weird, but he might have a sexy accent

    hello, nurse

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You're new aren't ye?

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I just laughed so hard I cried

    WaM... you need to learn a little thing called respect.

    r, e, s, p, e, c, t. find out what it means to me.

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  • saltescsaltesc Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    you are weird.

    Yep.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I find that an excellent form of respect is reading the forum rules before I make a post in a forum I've just joined

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    saltesc wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    you are weird.

    Yep.

    The retarded kind.

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  • saltescsaltesc Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Captain Crunch wrote: »
    You're new aren't ye?

    Yeah. Obviously this forum is a little different to others.

    a. Everyone's a dick.
    b. You need to be a dick too.
    c. If you're not a dick, people will dick with you.
    d. Pretend to be dumber than you are to be cooler than you are.
    e. Carry a big bag full of "flames" and use them whenever possible, even if they don't fit. You're being a dick so the dicks will like you.

    Think I'm catching on already...

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, it's funny, but you pretty much nailed it.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    A comic MUST be done about this.

    k np

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    saltesc wrote: »
    Captain Crunch wrote: »
    You're new aren't ye?

    Yeah. Obviously this forum is a little different to others.

    a. Everyone's a donger.
    b. You need to be a donger too.
    c. If you're not a donger, people will donger with you.
    d. Pretend to be dumber than you are to be cooler than you are.
    e. Carry a big bag full of "flames" and use them whenever possible, even if they don't fit. You're being a donger so the dicks will like you.

    Think I'm catching on already...show me your donger

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob is so eloquent.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    knob I like the light wash you did on the background

    it really enhances that big penis there

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  • saltescsaltesc Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hehehe, that's pretty funny.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    knob you think you're so hot

    because now everybody's talking to you

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    knob can you sign my cast

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    knob is a heartbreaker, ladies, I've been barking up that tree for months

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    knob is a heartbreaker, ladies, I've been barking up that tree for months

    unresponsive wood? D:

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    knob I like the light wash you did on the background

    it really enhances that big penis there

    i know, huh

    i employed a little neoclassical juxtoposition to subtly underpin the struggle of mouth vs. big floppy dinger

    Knob on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    saltesc wrote: »
    hehehe, that's pretty funny.

    We can still see you and how stupid you are.

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  • saltescsaltesc Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    We can still see you and how stupid you are.

    Holy shit!? How is that even possible!?!?

    This internet thing is maddness...

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I first joined this forum I did something stupid like this. I cried, moved to a new city (so there is no way you could match my ip!) and created a new account in order to be accepted. It didn't work. D:

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    saltesc wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    We can still see you and how stupid you are.

    Holy shit!? How is that even possible!?!?

    This internet thing is maddness...

    NO.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Madden-ess

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Mad Ness

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This dipshit is playing a game that a lot of retards seem to play around here.

    The "i'ma post sumpin' real dumb and then when people hate it i'ma pretend like the whole stupid thread is some kind of ironic commentary and roffles you are all cocks" game.

    It's such an original tack, too. I mean, it clearly worked for the several hundred other, slightly quicker and less stupid dipshits who were his intellectual forebears. Why not him too?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Basically what I'm saying is REACH FOR THE SKY, LITTLE GUY! YOU CAN DO IT! ONE DAY YOU TOO CAN BECOME AS LOVED AND ACCEPTED AS WIGGIN!

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