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i would have hated 'past me'

NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
i was looking over old photos of me as a tiddler, and it struck me how much a gosh darned dweeb i was

buck teeth, before the braces, thick glasses, floppy masses of unwashed hair, and that was not all, because it brought back memories of how much of a little dick i was back then too- i snitched on my brother, i lied all the time, i broke people's stuff deliberately and i cried all the time over wussy stuff. i was also weedy and thin, so not much changes i guess

i suppose everyone has feelings of wanting to go back in time and wanting to punch their younger selves in the face until they stop crying and learn that they need to grow a pair

alternative topic: showers running out of hot water half way through and then becoming sub zero in a matter of seconds, mirite

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hear that people learn with experience.

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yeah. pretty standard stuff, really

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man I was awesome when I was about 19.

    Now I'm a bitter old man.



    Wait, I'm much more awesome now.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I went back in time and beat the shit out of Dru, once.

    No reason.

    Just wanted to be sure he grew up to be a crusty old man.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    big pimpin'

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    Are we camwhoring younger us's?

    Me on the right, with the best jumper in the world.
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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Cold showers you say.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

    You missed the sobriety window.

    It is only open for like eight hours.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

    You missed the sobriety window.

    It is only open for like eight hours.

    I hate you so much. :P

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

    You missed the sobriety window.

    It is only open for like eight hours.

    Usually the sobriety window is nailed shut and boarded up.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I hear that people level up with experience.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

    You missed the sobriety window.

    It is only open for like eight hours.

    I hate you so much. :P

    It's all part of my irascible charm.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

    You missed the sobriety window.

    It is only open for like eight hours.

    Usually the sobriety window is nailed shut and boarded up.

    Especially on friday.

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    tiddler

    sounds dirty

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

    You missed the sobriety window.

    It is only open for like eight hours.

    I hate you so much. :P

    It's all part of my irascible charm.

    In the time since you were last drunk (yesterday), I posted ANOTHER one.

    How does that make you feel, alky?

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dirt McGurk
    ODB

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Are you sober now, Pooro?

    Also I was at work when you sent me that IM yesterday. Sorry.

    You missed the sobriety window.

    It is only open for like eight hours.

    I hate you so much. :P

    It's all part of my irascible charm.

    In the time since you were last drunk (yesterday), I posted ANOTHER one.

    How does that make you feel, alky?

    A little proud.

    Of myself, that is.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I would've told my younger self to not eat so many cookies and to get laid more.

    #pipe on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    I would've told my younger self to not eat so many cookies and to get laid more.

    I think everyone thinks that. Everyone must have moments where they want to go back in time and just say "look you shitcock, she's into you so stick it in her."

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Goddamnit this is the one time i've wanted to post a picture and it's in another city.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    is it schematics of your time machine?

    #pipe on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    I would've told my younger self to not eat so many cookies and to get laid more.

    I think everyone thinks that. Everyone must have moments where they want to go back in time and just say "look you shitcock, she's into you so stick it in her."

    Not really so much. The only thing I have close to that is "stop being such a romantic faggot and just have a good time here you dumbass."

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    is it schematics of your time machine?

    Cheeseburger machine actually.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    i had that keyboard 'till i was like, 19, too.
    and i absolutely loved that sweater.

    my younger self ...
    i probably would have told myself to get out sooner
    and then during the times with my dad
    to just be more showing of my gratefulness

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seems loved sweaters are a common theme of youth.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My advice would be "bros before hoes"

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mully wrote: »
    my younger self ...
    i probably would have told myself to get out sooner
    and then during the times with my dad
    to just be more showing of my gratefulness

    :(

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My advice would be ho's before bros.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I went back in time and beat the shit out of Dru, once.

    No reason.

    Just wanted to be sure he grew up to be a crusty old man.

    so what was it like during World War II?

    :whistle:

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I went back in time and beat the shit out of Dru, once.

    No reason.

    Just wanted to be sure he grew up to be a crusty old man.

    so what was it like during World War I?

    :whistle:

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    I went back in time and beat the shit out of Dru, once.

    No reason.

    Just wanted to be sure he grew up to be a crusty old man.

    so what was it like during Ceasar's invasion of Britain?

    :whistle:

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    I went back in time and beat the shit out of Dru, once.

    No reason.

    Just wanted to be sure he grew up to be a crusty old man.

    so what was it like during ug tribe's invasion of og tribe land?

    :whistle:

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, That Ug. I don't know what his problem with Og was.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    I went back in time and beat the shit out of Dru, once.

    No reason.

    Just wanted to be sure he grew up to be a crusty old man.

    so what was it like when those cave dudes found the monolith?

    :whistle:

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    I went back in time and beat the shit out of Dru, once.

    No reason.

    Just wanted to be sure he grew up to be a crusty old man.

    so what was it like during the big bang?

    :whistle:

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You just have t go better than us don't you mully.

    :p

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    when i was 15 i was the spitting image of ron jeremy

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