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I am dying.

cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Actually I just have a cold but I feel like some guy that just left his winning lottery ticket in someone else's grocery bag.

In fact my lips are chapped because of the cold weather, and I picked up one of these:

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It's like Ball Point Chapstick.

Anyway, does anyone have any family remedies for colds that might actually work?

Or maybe a medicine that has cleared up some symptoms everytime? I need to go to work feeling refreshed tomorrow.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ok?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    find a pretty girl

    make out with her

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The cold is a virus.

    The only way to fight it is to try and stay healthy.

    Eat nutritional foods.

    Drink lots of water.

    You can fight the symptoms a little bit but those tend to have their own side effects.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    nuke yourself from orbit

    its the only way to be sure

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Don't forget to suck many, many cocks

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    you feel bad so you bought a dildo?

    makes sense i guess

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    kissing men helps

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Lots of OJ.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That's not a lot, he needs more.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Drink lots of Vodka. it wont help the cold but you will be too drunk to care.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    when you have a cold you need to eat home made chicken soup

    get to soupin'

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    damn it SOTAR

    what works for you doesn't work for everyone

    cowmeet, drink scotch

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man now i want soup

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    i had the flu once and i totally bet it is nearly as bad as dying

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    god, chicken noodle soup

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bourbon.

    makes colds suck less.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    PLUS

    nsfw?
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    And you're dancin

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i had the flu once and i totally bet it is nearly as bad as dying

    I had pneumonia in both lungs in January, I was out of school for two weeks. I really thought I was dying.

    I almost never get sick, and then stuff like that happens. Never felt that bad before.

    What I'm saying is that you should get pneumonia so that you get out of school and swimming for two weeks.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Get a flu shot.
    HAHAHAHA, just kidding.

    Everyone knows those things are a joke.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    i don't think i've ever been overly sick

    once when i was like six i was in the hospital for a week or so for tests because i guess i was a weird kid

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
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    PLUS

    nsfw?
    white-russian-marijuana-pla.jpg

    And you're dancin

    Recent scientific studies have shown that the only active ingredients in cold medications is alcohol. And the versions for children are completely ineffective.

    So...uh...just the weed?

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    1. Take a double dose of NyQuil

    2. Stay warm as possible. Under blankets, flannel pajamas, two pairs of socks, etc.

    3. Sleep as much as possible. If you did 1. this shouldn't be a problem.

    4. Drink hot liquids and soup mostly. Having to get up and pee will be a problem. If you can catheterize yourself, that might be helpul.

    If you keep waking up because you feel like shit, take more Nyquil. If you keep waking up because you just can't sleep anymore, take some DayQuil and go to work, you lazy bastard.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NyQuil and DayQuil are pretty much over the counter moonshine and speed respectively

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    nuke yourself from orbit

    its the only way to be sure

    Correct answer.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If you put on NyQuil don't go outside. It opens up your pores and can make you feel even worse.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Give me money.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    nuke yourself from orbit

    its the only way to be sure

    Correct answer.

    hello sheri

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    gurusloth wrote: »
    1. Take a double dose of NyQuil

    2. Stay warm as possible. Under blankets, flannel pajamas, two pairs of socks, etc.

    3. Sleep as much as possible. If you did 1. this shouldn't be a problem.

    4. Drink hot liquids and soup mostly. Having to get up and pee will be a problem. If you can catheterize yourself, that might be helpul.

    If you keep waking up because you feel like shit, take more Nyquil. If you keep waking up because you just can't sleep anymore, take some DayQuil and go to work, you lazy bastard.

    They say this isn't right now.
    Apparently your body temperature is already too high causing discomfort, broken sleep and the forming of mucus and what not. If anything you should crack a window. Fresh air and the right temperature.

    ascot on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    If you put on NyQuil don't go outside. It opens up your pores and can make you feel even worse.

    Put on NyQuil? Put on?

    What the hell, Veretas, have you been using NyQuil as a topical ointment?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am drinking tea with honey
    i have realized honey doesn't sweeten tea very effeciently

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    masturbating with nyquil

    hmmmm

    hmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    swallow a bottle of 'tussin and have a good 'ole time

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    If you put on NyQuil don't go outside. It opens up your pores and can make you feel even worse.

    Put on NyQuil? Put on?

    What the hell, Veretas, have you been using NyQuil as a topical ointment?

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    I was thinking of that stuff you put on your neck.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    If you put on NyQuil don't go outside. It opens up your pores and can make you feel even worse.

    Put on NyQuil? Put on?

    What the hell, Veretas, have you been using NyQuil as a topical ointment?

    I think it means Vicks Vaporub

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wins

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys

    I just flipped to GSN and I do believe that this is The Price is Right circa 1970 or so. Bob has dark brown hair and some lady just won 'Chevrolet's brand new Vega!'

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Guys

    I just flipped to GSN and I do believe that this is The Price is Right circa 1970 or so. Bob has dark brown hair and some lady just won 'Chevrolet's brand new Vega!'

    your tv traveled back in time

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    while we're on the subject how do you guys think drew carrey is doing

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Terribly

    The show's not really on any more

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