A version by the Coen brothers would probably be pretty kick ass, too.
or a Kevin Smith version.
It'd probably focus on two of the flying monkeys.
"Now, the thing I don't get about Oz? He's all powerful. So why does he live in that creepy old palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well he's got this green palace made of emeralds, but people keep coming to him, bothering him for shit. If he can just make whatever he wants, why doesn't he make his palace so nobody can come and fucking borrow him? Or maybe fill it with hot babes? you know... do something useful with the power."
A version by the Coen brothers would probably be pretty kick ass, too.
or a Kevin Smith version.
It'd probably focus on two of the flying monkeys.
"Now, the thing I don't get about Oz? He's all powerful. So why does he live in that creepy old palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well he's got this green palace made of emeralds, but people keep coming to him, bothering him for shit. If he can just make whatever he wants, why doesn't he make his palace so nobody can come and fucking borrow him? Or maybe fill it with hot babes? you know... do something useful with the power."
A version by the Coen brothers would probably be pretty kick ass, too.
or a Kevin Smith version.
It'd probably focus on two of the flying monkeys.
"Now, the thing I don't get about Oz? He's all powerful. So why does he live in that creepy old palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well he's got this green palace made of emeralds, but people keep coming to him, bothering him for shit. If he can just make whatever he wants, why doesn't he make his palace so nobody can come and fucking borrow him? Or maybe fill it with hot babes? you know... do something useful with the power."
You know.
Except written better. >_>
Not much better though
A burn on me and Mr Smith at once.
Well done, my good man. Well done.
A version by the Coen brothers would probably be pretty kick ass, too.
or a Kevin Smith version.
It'd probably focus on two of the flying monkeys.
"Now, the thing I don't get about Oz? He's all powerful. So why does he live in that creepy old palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well he's got this green palace made of emeralds, but people keep coming to him, bothering him for shit. If he can just make whatever he wants, why doesn't he make his palace so nobody can come and fucking borrow him? Or maybe fill it with hot babes? you know... do something useful with the power."
You know.
Except written better. >_>
if you read it in jason lee's voice it sounds spot on
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A version by the Coen brothers would probably be pretty kick ass, too.
or a Kevin Smith version.
It'd probably focus on two of the flying monkeys.
"Now, the thing I don't get about Oz? He's all powerful. So why does he live in that creepy old palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well he's got this green palace made of emeralds, but people keep coming to him, bothering him for shit. If he can just make whatever he wants, why doesn't he make his palace so nobody can come and fucking borrow him? Or maybe fill it with hot babes? you know... do something useful with the power."
You know.
Except written better. >_>
if you read it in jason lee's voice it sounds spot on
that's quite a compliment in my mind.
Jason Lee is great
Well, if you're going to have someone like Kevin Smith direct it, you'd have to change the original story and whatnot. At least if Burton or the Coens did it, they could keep it sorta close (while also making it unique and different).
If you're gonna change the story, you might as well have Quentin Tarantino direct it. I can see it now: Dorothy is a sassy black chick, the flying monkeys carry guns, and everybody does drugs through the whole movie. Also, the Tin Man murders people with his axe.
(I love Tarantino movies, by the way. It would probably be a cool flick... that said, I'd rather watch a Burton/Coen one)
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the soundtrack to it is amazing. the book was pretty good too.
listen to te songs
Musical, not play.
There are only three things in this entire world I would seriously describe as "faggy"
1. The arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex
2. The clothes at Express For Men
and
3. The Broadway musical Wicked
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sass.
You haven't seen many Broadway musicals, have you?
I love many musicals like My Fair Lady, Phantom of the Opera, and The Music Man
Wicked, however is for gays and fag-hags
It's gayer than Rent and Rent was really gay
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you're just a stick in the mud. wicked is awesome. so is my fair lady and the others of course, stop being a big silly.
rent had aids, so yea, its pretty gay.
(also good)
Rent was good too.
i, uh, i'ma go play wow too.
No this wouldn't be a good idea
I am however looking forward to his Sweeney Todd
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and Johnny Depp as a very emo and unusual Dorothy
He wanted to go to something that wasn't for gay people.
and then he asked if maybe I could suggest some musicals.
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what a faggot
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Can't get more heterosexual than that
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Other people would have to do the second book
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or a Kevin Smith version.
It'd probably focus on two of the flying monkeys.
"Now, the thing I don't get about Oz? He's all powerful. So why does he live in that creepy old palace?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well he's got this green palace made of emeralds, but people keep coming to him, bothering him for shit. If he can just make whatever he wants, why doesn't he make his palace so nobody can come and fucking borrow him? Or maybe fill it with hot babes? you know... do something useful with the power."
You know.
Except written better. >_>
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Not much better though
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You could've sent him to Alcatraz
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A burn on me and Mr Smith at once.
Well done, my good man. Well done.
if you read it in jason lee's voice it sounds spot on
that's quite a compliment in my mind.
Jason Lee is great
If you're gonna change the story, you might as well have Quentin Tarantino direct it. I can see it now: Dorothy is a sassy black chick, the flying monkeys carry guns, and everybody does drugs through the whole movie. Also, the Tin Man murders people with his axe.
(I love Tarantino movies, by the way. It would probably be a cool flick... that said, I'd rather watch a Burton/Coen one)
A female friend of mine was quite surprised when I got her reference to the "Great Stag."
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Ever.