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The great thing about corpses is, they can't say "No".
Dublo7
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So, apparently this guy
was just caught fucking a 92 year old Woman's corpse.
His myspace.
Aaaah, good times.
was just caught fucking a 92 year old Woman's corpse.
His myspace.
Man in N.J. Charged with Having Sex with a Corpse
TEANECK, N.J. (1010 WINS) -- Police in Teaneck arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a corpse.
Anthony Merino, a 24-year-old lab technician, was arrested Sunday after a security guard saw him having sex with a dead 92-year-old woman in the Holy Name Hospital morgue, police said. The suspect works part time at Holy Name Hospital, holds a full time job at Overlook Hospital and another part time position at Bio Reference Labs in New Jersey.
Merino is charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree. His bail has been set at $400,000.
Merino is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility.
http://www.1010wins.com/Man-in-N-J--Charged-with-Having-Sex-with-a-Corpse/1148227
Aaaah, good times.
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Because I would have thought fucking them would be considered pretty desecrating.
That would be like doing bones.
That sounds painful.
Oh, I just read that it was a dead 92 yearold. Not a person who had been dead for 92 years.
I'm just saying, if I was a corpse
I could do a lot worse
Someone call scooby doo! Theres a mystery on the loose!
Hell I'm going to go and do it now.
Hahahahaaaa.
Homeboy's going to get on the scoop to save his alleged corpse fucking friend.
yeah
wait, you mean your BEST friend never told you he was a dirty necrophilic, old lady corpse fucker?
weird
Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes for this guy to kill himself?
I hope there are more like the one above, it's always so great when people do terrible shit, and then there friends post supportive comments on there page.
"They say you killed your baby in the bathtub by drowning it in whiskey and then sexually defiling it, but I've known you for a year and 7 months, and you wouldn't do that!
hugs and kisses"
Look out real police, the internet detectives are on the warpath.
We played indigo prophecy.
We know what's up.
Guys, remember josh?
He fucked a corpse.
No, she wasn't young.
I don't really know, somewhere around 90.
Alright, talk to you tomorrow.
but what is with the one girl who left like 50 glittered .gifs in his comments
that shit is annoying
"What, the time where you fucked that 92 year old Woman's corpse? It's water under the bridge, son!"
Really, there's isn't much difference between those.
Now this threads going to get more attention.
Boss: "So tell me about this little felony charge from 2007."
Douchebag: "Well, while working at a hospital, I sorta snuck into the morgue and had sex with a 92 year old lady's dead body."
Boss: "..... oh, well welcome to night shift at Taco Bell. Dont fuck the bags of taco meat in the freezer."
I wonder how many he did
fuckin dead bodies erry'day
Maybe you know, that friend could uh, introduce him.
Because, it must be pretty hard dating on the dead old people scene.
He just wants to show what we can't do.
I don't have to upload it anywhere? Perk of the job.