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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't think adding numbers will help with the space problem

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Walking around in a jungle cradling a bowl.

    Dip the spoon in


    LFT 2 PCS

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    also man I just don't care for soup

    in general

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Honestly, salad is better than soup.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The most delicious treasure map.


    Now adventure is tasty as well as fun

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    <Obligatory Family Guy reference.>

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    does anyone else ever take a leak and have like

    there's the large, thick main stream of urine

    but there also seems to be a second, incredibly thin stream going off in another direction for a couple seconds

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yes that is normal.

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Or maybe you just have two dick holes.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Now that I think about alpha-numeric soup is a bad idea, because someday the AOL/Youtube generation is going to die.

    Dip spoon

    PWNZ0R3D F4G


    leet speak is more treacherous than I previously realized. Now my dreams of gustatory adventure are crushed forever

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You only have yourself to blame. Still, what you're going through can't be easy. I'm sorry.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Cats lick their butts.

    Okay, I am aware of the things that cats do and the fact that not having your bowl of food licked by one is preferred to the opposite. That is why I did not like discovering it and why I smacked her off the counter. But I can't be the only person here who would eat it instead of discarding it... a full bowl of food without any visible disturbance.
    You can't throw it away when it has all those zesty cat-butt spices.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hey seriously

    you aren't very funny

    but maybe you can be good at other things!

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

    On second thought, it's more of a general spray if I pee while erect. Like how girls pee. It doesn't really reflect what you describe. No, that doesn't happen to me.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm going through a tough time right now Skull Man

    My dream is a lie

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    skull man that sort of pep-talk would be more effective coming from someone who isn't you

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

    On second thought, it's more of a general spray if I pee while erect. Like how girls pee. It doesn't really reflect what you describe. No, that doesn't happen to me.

    am I the only one who hasn't felt the need to find out what a woman peeing looks like

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I do that sometimes, the double pee thing.

    like it starts happening and the pee goes in a different direction where the main stream is going (which usually is towards the floor).


    I get mad and yell "NO, FUCK, SINGLE FILE!"

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm pretty funny though

    c'mon

    you know it

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

    On second thought, it's more of a general spray if I pee while erect. Like how girls pee. It doesn't really reflect what you describe. No, that doesn't happen to me.

    am I the only one who hasn't felt the need to find out what a woman peeing looks like

    No you're not

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Split pissonality


    That is what it is called I am not trying to be funny

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

    On second thought, it's more of a general spray if I pee while erect. Like how girls pee. It doesn't really reflect what you describe. No, that doesn't happen to me.

    am I the only one who hasn't felt the need to find out what a woman peeing looks like

    No you're not

    Who said I have? I just incidentally know. You can know things without having sought the knowledge. I figured a lot of people just know.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A woman peeing looks like a woman sitting on a toilet I would imagine.

    Unless you're some sort of prevert

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

    On second thought, it's more of a general spray if I pee while erect. Like how girls pee. It doesn't really reflect what you describe. No, that doesn't happen to me.

    am I the only one who hasn't felt the need to find out what a woman peeing looks like

    No you're not

    Who said I have? I just incidentally know. You can know things without having sought the knowledge. I figured a lot of people just know.

    How do you just know?

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    He has not made me laugh a boisterous guffaw or anything of the sort, but I do find Seriously to be rather entertaining.

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

    On second thought, it's more of a general spray if I pee while erect. Like how girls pee. It doesn't really reflect what you describe. No, that doesn't happen to me.

    am I the only one who hasn't felt the need to find out what a woman peeing looks like

    No you're not

    Who said I have? I just incidentally know. You can know things without having sought the knowledge. I figured a lot of people just know.

    How do you just know?

    That's for me to know.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    Only if I'm peeing while erect.

    On second thought, it's more of a general spray if I pee while erect. Like how girls pee. It doesn't really reflect what you describe. No, that doesn't happen to me.

    am I the only one who hasn't felt the need to find out what a woman peeing looks like

    No you're not

    Who said I have? I just incidentally know. You can know things without having sought the knowledge. I figured a lot of people just know.

    How do you just know?

    That's for me to know.

    And me to find out?

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jakem wrote: »
    How do you just know?

    That's for me to know.
    He has women pee on his penis. Oops, I ruined the surprise.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreddyD wrote: »
    jakem wrote: »
    How do you just know?

    That's for me to know.
    He has women pee on his penis. Oops, I ruined the surprise.

    Fuck you and your suprise ruining!

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This is easily the worst page ever.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    This is easily the worst page ever.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh man guys i just pooped

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    This is easily the worst page ever.

    Just because this page is about urinating doesn't mean its the worst page ever.

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  • jakemjakem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Doowackadoo.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    This is easily the worst page ever.

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    well, thanks a whole bunch

    I just reflexively punched my computer screen

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh shit.

    One of the songs I have to listen to for my music homework is in The Big Lebowski.

    It's the dance scene with his landlord.

    Couldn't figure out why I knew it from somewhere.

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    edited November 2007
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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tfs why do you keep posting that

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