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Hey you guys! Tonight the best movie to ever be made in this grey and green hell, The Goonies, is going to be shown at my most favorite beer theater. Who wasn't entertained in their childhood by its high production values, young up and coming actors Sean Astin and Corey Feldman, and its feel good ending where they save their historic Astoria neighborhood from the evil developer?
So reminisce about The Goonies. And the next time someone won't let you in, lift up your shirt and flail your gut and limbs around, just like Chunk.
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edited November 2007
GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited November 2007
The Goonies sucked. The movie was a horrid torrent of shit.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited November 2007
I've seen it twice.
I can't remember the whole thing.
This is not my senior thesis.
My senior thesis is not The Goonies: Never Say Die, Always Suck Shit.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited November 2007
i just wanted to talk about things that my senior thesis is not
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a friend of my cousins makes some zines and shit and he did some line of condensed movies or something where he took a bunch of screenshots of movies and printed them into a little foldout booklet thing about the size of a stamp
so it is this little thing with maybe 20 or 30 frames from a movie from the start to the end, so a picture from each scene or something
the only ones i remember were the goonies and ferris beullers day off
so you have this little thing and you can look through it on a bus and reminisce the entire movie
This was one of my favorate movies as a kid as well, i saw most of it again recently and i feel that it still holds up as an amazing adventure movie for kids. The one thing that always ruins the movie for me is the giant squid that enjoys '80s music, as a kid when i used to watch it it was a tv recording and the giant squid scene was removed to make room for commercials, and also because the scene was fucking silly so i didnt know about it until years later. So yeah fuck the silly giant squid. And also Goonies never say die motherfuckers.
The goonies is a terrible movie for students who also feel the need to then go out and buy a fake distressed "vintage" Goonies t-shirt in a horrible attempt to relive their youth which wasn't particularly long ago anyway.
it was just one of those great everyday kid gets into awesome adventure stories
i used to play goonies all the time
i watched it the other day for the first time in years and was all "meh"
they were not just some everyday kids
remember how the one kid punched himself in the face with the automatic boxing glove thing
the automatic boxing glove thing that he just happened to build himself and decide to wear as a basic thing along with all those other gadgets
i dont recall many kids in my day walking around with various elaborate self-developed forms of self protection and random situation tools
i dunno maybe its an 80s thing
woah woah woah
I said ordinary KID, talking about Mikey
he was the central character, he was just some ordinary kid put into an extraordinary situation
yeah, Data was out there with the fucking gadgets
"Pinchers of Power saved me you guys!"
your telling me that some shitty dime store chatter teeth attached to a fucking slinky that bites onto a wet rock is going to hold your falling body weight?
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Your words hurt me
I will judge everything
wait, my history says i made one about pi day that is still active
that's lame
i love not sleeping, it is the best
Maybe if you made a topic about Seattle it would still be open?
100 pages within an hour.
Keeping Eddie Bauer in business since forever
I can't remember the whole thing.
This is not my senior thesis.
My senior thesis is not The Goonies: Never Say Die, Always Suck Shit.
hah
writing
so it is this little thing with maybe 20 or 30 frames from a movie from the start to the end, so a picture from each scene or something
the only ones i remember were the goonies and ferris beullers day off
so you have this little thing and you can look through it on a bus and reminisce the entire movie
I do not wish to see the rest.
RUTH
it was just one of those great everyday kid gets into awesome adventure stories
i used to play goonies all the time
i watched it the other day for the first time in years and was all "meh"
How can people not like The Goonies.
i didnt say i didnt like it,
i'm just not as excited about it as i once was
God I feel like a grumpy old man right now.
You need to try harder.
You are not a very good grumpy old man.
they were not just some everyday kids
remember how the one kid punched himself in the face with the automatic boxing glove thing
the automatic boxing glove thing that he just happened to build himself and decide to wear as a basic thing along with all those other gadgets
i dont recall many kids in my day walking around with various elaborate self-developed forms of self protection and random situation tools
i dunno maybe its an 80s thing
woah woah woah
I said ordinary KID, talking about Mikey
he was the central character, he was just some ordinary kid put into an extraordinary situation
yeah, Data was out there with the fucking gadgets
"Pinchers of Power saved me you guys!"
your telling me that some shitty dime store chatter teeth attached to a fucking slinky that bites onto a wet rock is going to hold your falling body weight?
whatever Data, whatever
EDIT: Slick Shoes was cool though
Also, The Fratellis are a rock band, and not too bad either.
Gotta love Sloth.
SLOTH LOVE CHUNK
Kick.
To death.