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so there is this tv gameshow

AirAir Registered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
this shitty thing where a question lasts 3 hours and a hundred people call in with wrong answers before they eventually pull out some random answer that could just be made up on the spot

so i accidentally turn to this channel last night and before i know it i am hooked trying to figure out what kind of logic might be behind this puzzle they got. basically the question is 'how many litres?' and there is a picture of some glasses maybe jugs and kegs of beer and they all say something like 'beer 2 litres'
and then after everyone has got it wrong they pull out a number and say that it is the answer

here is an low quality example of how this may look
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and here are a few previous ones (copypasted from elsewhere)
How many litres?
Beer (27 litres, in a barrel)
Stout (50 litres, in a barrel)
Pilsener (4 litres, in a jug)
Pilsener (4 litres, in a jug) [only the letters ‘Pilse’ and ‘lit’ visible]
Pale Ale (1 litre, in a can) [visible]
Pale Ale (1 litre, in a can) [visible]
Pale Ale (1 litre, in a can) [totally hidden except for lid]
Pale Ale (1 litre, in a can) [totally hidden except for lid]
Pale Ale (1 litre, in a can) [totally hidden except for lid]
Pale Ale (1 litre, in a can) [totally hidden except for lid]

Answer: 292
How many litres?

Ale has 25L
Water has 10 L
Hops has 15L

Pot- 1L
Pot- 1L
Pot- 1L
Pot- 1L

Answer: 187

and the one i was looking at last night, the numbers are right but not 100% on the words paleale and lager and stout
Beer 2 litres
Beer 4 litres
stout 6 litres
pale ale 29 litres
lager 38 litres

Answer: 305


there is a leap of faith involved to think that these answers may not just be made up, but presumably there is actually some kind of vague 'logic' behind this

now i know some of you people like to think you are some gifted geniuses and all so see if you can work this shit out
its kinda bugging me

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There is a ton of these shitty gameshows on at night. Some of them are desperate enough to have the dumb bitches they call presenters be topless and/or naked just so people would watch for the titties.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    There is a ton of these shitty gameshows on at night. Some of them are desperate enough to have the dumb bitches they call presenters be topless and/or naked just so people would watch for the titties.

    Dammit Europe.

    We never get the titties in the UK.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Really though, fuck television.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    There is a ton of these shitty gameshows on at night. Some of them are desperate enough to have the dumb bitches they call presenters be topless and/or naked just so people would watch for the titties.

    Dammit Europe.

    We never get the titties in the UK.

    Is it because your women don't have any or because they're frigid?

    ZI... no wait!

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lucky...

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wait

    I thought it was America that was all 'no titties on my teevees'

    You Brits are supposed to be more advanced than us or something

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    They aren't even very rude titties though, so you're not missing much, Silmaril.

    Unless you like watching naked and painfully dumb women say dumb things.

    Iskander on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    They aren't even very rude titties though, so you're not missing much, Silmaril.

    Unless you like watching naked and painfully dumb women say dumb things.

    Who doesn't?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I do not understand those questions or the answers or anything about the first post except that it is a show.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    dammit iskander quit acting like dumb naked women aint no thing

    if we had that here then at least i could get something done while hating myself for every extra second i dont turn off the tv with this shit

    Air on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whenever I hear late-night gameshow I think of this

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh, Isk, there's one girl on the Comedy Central one that is so adorable.

    Anyway, the ones that show their breasts are all fat and ugly, so yeah.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    They aren't even very rude titties though, so you're not missing much, Silmaril.

    Unless you like watching naked and painfully dumb women say dumb things.

    That sounds like a great show. The dumber the things they say, the more naked they get, and then have to do crazy stunts.

    Hunter on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I mean really, there is like a whole social class of people who make a living with these gameshows and welfare money.

    Iskander on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    So fat and ugly, you guys.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Oh, Isk, there's one girl on the Comedy Central one that is so adorable.

    Anyway, the ones that show their breasts are all fat and ugly, so yeah.

    I don't even know what channel I have the Comedy Central on. It goes to 30-something or other and the only channel I watch is -1 because that's the Wii's input channel.

    Iskander on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The title of my show would be "Hunter's Fantasic Gameshow of Dumb Hot Chicks Trying To Answer Trivia Questions and Getting Naked".

    It's a bit long, so I may just call it T&A Trivia.

    Hunter on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Whenever I hear late-night gameshow I think of this

    That's gross.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    The title of my show would be "Hunter's Fantasic Gameshow of Dumb Hot Chicks Trying To Answer Trivia Questions and Getting Naked".

    It's a bit long, so I may just call it T&A Trivia.

    You could put it on the PS2

    I think a good title would be "The Guy Game"

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    The title of my show would be "Hunter's Fantasic Gameshow of Dumb Hot Chicks Trying To Answer Trivia Questions and Getting Naked".

    It's a bit long, so I may just call it T&A Trivia.

    No see their job is to drawn people's attention long enough to get them to call and answer their stupid question, and there's probably people calling constantly, but they only let like one guy through and make it look like you have to time your call and shit. And I'm pretty sure they pre-interview the callers because really they only let the dumbest people ever get through to the host, who herself is like a massive dumb bitch with tits hanging out. God it's like the bottom of the gene pool congregates on TV at night... D:

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    See, my show is a different concept. It's me asking hot chicks trivia questions, but the chicks are just dumb as a brick. The dumber they are, the more naked they get. Once nude there will be stunts and events.

    So you get the titties, humor, and then stupid stunts.

    Hunter on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I approve

    Iskander on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ITT Hunter creates the greatest television show ever conceived

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't fucking understand this game show at all.

    Not Hunter's, I understand Hunter's game show.

    This thing Air's talking about, about beer or something.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I really need to get a job in TV. Between my Law and Order: Stabler is the Punisher of New York series and now my T&A Trivia game, I would be a millionaire. I'm our generation's Merv Griffin.

    Hunter on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Really though, fuck television.

    Seriously, just don't turn it on. There's nothing worth seeing, and the one or two good things that do slip through? Buy them on DVD. You get the whole thing, you can skip waiting for cliffhangers to get resolved if you don't want to, there are no commercials, you get extra features, it comes in a nice case and all that, you can watch it any time, and it generally costs less to buy all the good shows than it does to subscribe to cable or whatever for the period of time when those shows are aired.

    There is no reason to have cable or whatever. None.

    Defender on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Really though, fuck television.

    Seriously, just don't turn it on. There's nothing worth seeing, and the one or two good things that do slip through? Buy them on DVD. You get the whole thing, you can skip waiting for cliffhangers to get resolved if you don't want to, there are no commercials, you get extra features, it comes in a nice case and all that, you can watch it any time, and it generally costs less to buy all the good shows than it does to subscribe to cable or whatever for the period of time when those shows are aired.

    There is no reason to have cable or whatever. None.

    Discovery Channel
    History Channel
    Sports

    The fact I live in a river valley surrounded by huge mountains that block out every channel possible. The place where cable TV was literally invented. So people could watch more then 1 channel of fuzzy TV.

    Hunter on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't even have TV on for "background buzz" like some people do. I don't get why people will leave the TV on just in order to not have silence in the room. Documentary most of the time either show some one-sided WW2 documentary or lions fucking.

    My TV I literally bought used to play Wii on, nothing else.

    Iskander on
  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I mostly use my TV to watch Turner Classic Movies, which is pretty much the best channel around.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I watch the movie channels because I don't have the money to buy a ton of DVDs. Cable TV isn't all bad.

    Me Too! on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Look, they haven't even released season one of NFL Football.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Look, they haven't even released season one of NFL Football.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    when i had cable i flipped around between channels too much without focus
    except when they had marathons of decent shows, which was every long weekend at least
    and then its like, sit on the couch all day watching seinfeld or cheers or whatever they wanted to put on
    easier to get into shows that way too, for instance i saw some star trek in a marathon but never really watched it at normal times
    when we had the olympics one of the cable channels was just the simpsons for 2 weeks. nothing else. just 24 hours of simpsons everyday for 2 weeks straight
    i didnt have cable then but man that would have been glorious

    but then i go to this guys house and he is just lazing around watching the history channel and i get to thinking that i should have watched it more

    anyway we dont have cable anymore and freetv is pretty shit which is why this gameshow was basically the only thing other than infomercials
    i 'acquire' shows as they come out in the us though, cos they usually take a while to get here and are often on at inconvenient hours
    for instance, the final episode of the sopranos was on this week and aired at about 11.30 on tuesday or somethin
    the office didnt really last here and they are way back on the start of season 3 and i think thats also on at 11.30, but quite likely its moved around to whenever they gotta fill in some time so might be hard to keep up
    same with arrested development


    as defender said, its neat to be able to get through a whole series without all the cliffhanger shit, but it aint bad to have these things spaced out regularly as well
    so you gotta wait a week but when the next episode of something is on it can be more enjoyable because of it

    im just glad i dont have to worry about airtimes but i guess you got streaming too

    Air on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Really though, fuck television.

    Seriously, just don't turn it on. There's nothing worth seeing, and the one or two good things that do slip through? Buy them on DVD. You get the whole thing, you can skip waiting for cliffhangers to get resolved if you don't want to, there are no commercials, you get extra features, it comes in a nice case and all that, you can watch it any time, and it generally costs less to buy all the good shows than it does to subscribe to cable or whatever for the period of time when those shows are aired.

    There is no reason to have cable or whatever. None.

    Discovery Channel
    History Channel
    Sports

    The fact I live in a river valley surrounded by huge mountains that block out every channel possible. The place where cable TV was literally invented. So people could watch more then 1 channel of fuzzy TV.

    OK, animal shows and shows about what weapons Hitler had are kinda cool. I never watch them, but I could understand someone who does. Sports bore the fuck out of me, but I understand how someone who appreciates the games might want to see that.

    Defender on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Air wrote: »
    but then i go to this guys house and he is just lazing around watching the history channel and i get to thinking that i should have watched it more

    That's exactly the kind of thing that makes me glad I don't watch TV. I see someone just pissing away hour after hour, usually watching shit like unfunny sitcoms with obvious jokes you can see coming a mile away, and I think "he's actually probably getting dumber AND getting out of shape by doing this."
    Air wrote: »
    as defender said, its neat to be able to get through a whole series without all the cliffhanger shit, but it aint bad to have these things spaced out regularly as well
    so you gotta wait a week but when the next episode of something is on it can be more enjoyable because of it

    I agree that sometimes cliffhangers are good. You can still choose to wait, though. You don't HAVE to wolf down the whole cake in one sitting just because it's there.

    im just glad i dont have to worry about airtimes but i guess you got streaming too[/QUOTE]

    Defender on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Really though, fuck television.

    Seriously, just don't turn it on. There's nothing worth seeing, and the one or two good things that do slip through? Buy them on DVD. You get the whole thing, you can skip waiting for cliffhangers to get resolved if you don't want to, there are no commercials, you get extra features, it comes in a nice case and all that, you can watch it any time, and it generally costs less to buy all the good shows than it does to subscribe to cable or whatever for the period of time when those shows are aired.

    There is no reason to have cable or whatever. None.

    Discovery Channel
    History Channel
    Sports

    The fact I live in a river valley surrounded by huge mountains that block out every channel possible. The place where cable TV was literally invented. So people could watch more then 1 channel of fuzzy TV.

    OK, animal shows and shows about what weapons Hitler had are kinda cool. I never watch them, but I could understand someone who does. Sports bore the fuck out of me, but I understand how someone who appreciates the games might want to see that.

    Those 3 things are all I watch, besides movies on demand. I watch Mythbusters so much I have contacted them via the intertrons to either commend them on a job well done or to scoff at their attempt of busting said myth like the bird through an airplane window one. I sent diagrams, tech data sheets, and actual lab data about that one. They felt my righteous nerd fury.

    Hunter on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Discovery Channel
    History Channel
    Sports

    The fact I live in a river valley surrounded by huge mountains that block out every channel possible. The place where cable TV was literally invented. So people could watch more then 1 channel of fuzzy TV.

    OK, animal shows and shows about what weapons Hitler had are kinda cool. I never watch them, but I could understand someone who does. Sports bore the fuck out of me, but I understand how someone who appreciates the games might want to see that.

    Those 3 things are all I watch, besides movies on demand. I watch Mythbusters so much I have contacted them via the intertrons to either commend them on a job well done or to scoff at their attempt of busting said myth like the bird through an airplane window one. I sent diagrams, tech data sheets, and actual lab data about that one. They felt my righteous nerd fury.

    The one I thought they really screwed the pooch on was the two-semis-crashing-head-on-and-squishing-a-little-car-between-them one. They fucked up the timing so the trucks didn't hit at exactly the same time like they were supposed to, and one fucking pulley would have resolved the problem.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sports too visible for ya, Defender?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    BA-ZING!

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Really though, fuck television.

    Seriously, just don't turn it on. There's nothing worth seeing, and the one or two good things that do slip through? Buy them on DVD. You get the whole thing, you can skip waiting for cliffhangers to get resolved if you don't want to, there are no commercials, you get extra features, it comes in a nice case and all that, you can watch it any time, and it generally costs less to buy all the good shows than it does to subscribe to cable or whatever for the period of time when those shows are aired.

    There is no reason to have cable or whatever. None.

    I'm not sure, but I think I feel sorry for you that you're unable to appreciate what good shows there are.

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