Dames, Skirts, Dolls and Broads: A Celebration of the Feminine Mystique

ChicoBlue

Wait a second.

Those first two ladies are pornography stars.

Belruel

the wook wrote: »

i try to have female friends but, in what shouldn't surprise me anymore, i can only be friends with crazy chicks.

like legitimately crazy chicks.

like you have to throw drinks on them in public to get them to stop throwing tantrums.

we should be friends wook. i promise you ill only have to throw your drink on me sometimes.

the wook

Druhim wrote: »

I've found that women are often more fun to go diving with than men. I've certainly had some good times diving with guys that I know don't have anything to prove, but many guys in the diving community seem to feel the need to make everything a contest. Who dove the deepest at a given site (even when I know there's nothing but sand below 60ft), who saw the biggest shark, who's got the best gear. Whereas women are usually just in it for the fun of diving and seem to enjoy it more.

i am the deepest muffdiver

Druhim

Dumb Hero wrote: »

talking about how bugfuck crazy women are.

like, you try and helpem out

and then they're assholes.

maybe, just maybe
they don't need your help

Riggs Blitzkrieg

coldbird. wrote: »

any porn over 100mb is just a waste of space

you do not need 30 minutes to wank it

Maybe some people appreciate a begging, middle, and end to their porn

Killjoy

Scrumtrulescent

Druhim wrote: »

I've found that women are often more fun to go diving with than men. I've certainly had some good times diving with guys that I know don't have anything to prove, but many guys in the diving community seem to feel the need to make everything a contest. Who dove the deepest at a given site (even when I know there's nothing but sand below 60ft), who saw the biggest shark, who's got the best gear. Whereas women are usually just in it for the fun of diving and seem to enjoy it more.

Longest Euphemism for sex?

Longest euphemism for sex.

BusterK

Riggs Blitzkrieg wrote: »

ranger thread?

RANGER THREAD

the wook

Belruel wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

i try to have female friends but, in what shouldn't surprise me anymore, i can only be friends with crazy chicks.

like legitimately crazy chicks.

like you have to throw drinks on them in public to get them to stop throwing tantrums.

we should be friends wook. i promise you ill only have to throw your drink on me sometimes.

man do i hate wasting drinks

potatoe

Druhim wrote: »

I've found that women are often more fun to go diving with than men. I've certainly had some good times diving with guys that I know don't have anything to prove, but many guys in the diving community seem to feel the need to make everything a contest. Who dove the deepest at a given site (even when I know there's nothing but sand below 60ft), who saw the biggest shark, who's got the best gear. Whereas women are usually just in it for the fun of diving and seem to enjoy it more.

muffdiving?
comparing gear with the other guys?
being able to dive the deepest?

Bogey

the wook wrote: »

i try to have female friends but, in what shouldn't surprise me anymore, i can only be friends with crazy chicks.

like legitimately crazy chicks.

like you have to throw drinks on them in public to get them to stop throwing tantrums.

Hey, that was me last night! Stop stealing my thunder.

Jordyn

Druhim wrote: »

I've found that women are often more fun to go diving with than men. I've certainly had some good times diving with guys that I know don't have anything to prove, but many guys in the diving community seem to feel the need to make everything a contest. Who dove the deepest at a given site (even when I know there's nothing but sand below 60ft), who saw the biggest shark, who's got the best gear. Whereas women are usually just in it for the fun of diving and seem to enjoy it more.

I would like to go diving but I'm not supposed to for like...2 years or something.

I'm not supposed to drive either though so...

PiptheFair

you cannot hide from your past potatoe

coldbird.

Riggs Blitzkrieg wrote: »

coldbird. wrote: »

any porn over 100mb is just a waste of space

you do not need 30 minutes to wank it

Maybe some people appreciate a begging, middle, and end to their porn

nah

the wook

coldbird. wrote: »

any porn over 100mb is just a waste of space

you do not need 30 minutes to wank it

some people jerk it just to jerk it

i jerk it to train

and i don't want to train myself to be done in 5 minutes

Druhim

Jordyn a seizure at 60 ft underwater would almost certainly be an unmitigated disaster.

Scrumtrulescent

Mine was better than tatoes

srsly

also, The Country Music Awards just came on, the channel changer button on my TV is broken, and my remote is out of batteries

good thing some of these girls are hot

CareWere

PiptheFair wrote: »

my favorite thing about daisy marie, aside from the fact that she is really damn hot, is that she also goes by daisy chan

that is funny to me on so many levels

you mean like 4 chan? or does it make you think of daisy-chain, as in SCSI, or should I say scuzzy...oh yeah.

the wook

Bogey wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

i try to have female friends but, in what shouldn't surprise me anymore, i can only be friends with crazy chicks.

like legitimately crazy chicks.

like you have to throw drinks on them in public to get them to stop throwing tantrums.

Hey, that was me last night! Stop stealing my thunder.

but i knew you wouldn't talk about it

i knew you wouldn't publicly admit to throwing your drink on a girl unless i said i did it

you're so weird about these things

Riggs Blitzkrieg

Druhim wrote: »

Jordyn a seizure at 60 ft underwater would almost certainly be an unmitigated disaster.

could it cause a tsunami

PiptheFair

CareWere wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

my favorite thing about daisy marie, aside from the fact that she is really damn hot, is that she also goes by daisy chan

that is funny to me on so many levels

you mean like 4 chan? or does it make you think of daisy-chain, as in SCSI, or should I say scuzzy...oh yeah.

she's pretty fucking obviously not asian and also daisy chains are hillarious

BusterK

coldbird. wrote: »

any porn over 100mb is just a waste of space

you do not need 30 minutes to wank it

I agree with this
Most times those actors seem to go way longer than I need to get off
And really I don't need to watch people having sex after I'm done

Bogey

the wook wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

i try to have female friends but, in what shouldn't surprise me anymore, i can only be friends with crazy chicks.

like legitimately crazy chicks.

like you have to throw drinks on them in public to get them to stop throwing tantrums.

Hey, that was me last night! Stop stealing my thunder.

but i knew you wouldn't talk about it

i knew you wouldn't publicly admit to throwing your drink on a girl unless i said i did it

you're so weird about these things

Not true! It was such a great moment.

Then afterwards we enjoyed victory Krispy Kreme donuts that tasted of triumph and win!

BusterK

the wook wrote: »

coldbird. wrote: »

any porn over 100mb is just a waste of space

you do not need 30 minutes to wank it

some people jerk it just to jerk it

i jerk it to train

and i don't want to train myself to be done in 5 minutes

You mean starting and stopping?
I used to do this but it didn't seem to help any
Loving and paying attention to my partner seems to help more
So now wacking is its own reward

Dadouw

You know what I hate? Being the ''good guy''.

ChicoBlue

Good guys always finish

Shoggoth

Women are like Pie. You want to eat the whole thing, but you know if you do it's going to make you sick.

BusterK

Dadouw wrote: »

You know what I hate? Being the ''good guy''.

You know what I learned?
Forget girls who don't want to have sex with the good guy
Let them be sluts with assholes who treat them like shit
And when they're all fucked out and want to settle down
Say, "Screw you."

Dadouw

''Oh this guy is really nice and cute but I would never go out with him I mean hes like my little brother''

the wook

BusterK wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

coldbird. wrote: »

any porn over 100mb is just a waste of space

you do not need 30 minutes to wank it

some people jerk it just to jerk it

i jerk it to train

and i don't want to train myself to be done in 5 minutes

You mean starting and stopping?
I used to do this but it didn't seem to help any
Loving and paying attention to my partner seems to help more
So now wacking is its own reward

why would i stop? the idea is to train yourself to hold out while still going.

Belruel

BusterK wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

You know what I hate? Being the ''good guy''.

You know what I learned?
Forget girls who don't want to have sex with the good guy
Let them be sluts with assholes who treat them like shit
And when they're all fucked out and want to settle down
Say, "Screw you."

i used to like the 'bad guys' in high school, i outgrew that so fast. the 'bad girls' can have their 'bad guys'. i'll stick with my loyal good boyfriend thankyouverymuch.

the wook

Bogey wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Bogey wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

i try to have female friends but, in what shouldn't surprise me anymore, i can only be friends with crazy chicks.

like legitimately crazy chicks.

like you have to throw drinks on them in public to get them to stop throwing tantrums.

Hey, that was me last night! Stop stealing my thunder.

but i knew you wouldn't talk about it

i knew you wouldn't publicly admit to throwing your drink on a girl unless i said i did it

you're so weird about these things

Not true! It was such a great moment.

Then afterwards we enjoyed victory Krispy Kreme donuts that tasted of triumph and win!

they were delicious

Centipede Damascus

That is a thing just about every sane guy in the world has said at one point or another

potatoe

listen to me, i got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes i made when i was young
fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.

Air

i am friends with plenty of girls

i wouldnt recommend it

Dadouw

Belruel wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

You know what I hate? Being the ''good guy''.

You know what I learned?
Forget girls who don't want to have sex with the good guy
Let them be sluts with assholes who treat them like shit
And when they're all fucked out and want to settle down
Say, "Screw you."

i used to like the 'bad guys' in high school, i outgrew that so fast. the 'bad girls' can have their 'bad guys'. i'll stick with my loyal good boyfriend thankyouverymuch.

Well I'm still in high school so most girls love bad guys and morons and idiots

potatoe

you know how tired i am? if some girl came up to me and begged me to fuck her, i couldn't do it.

Belruel

Dadouw wrote: »

''Oh this guy is really nice and cute but I would never go out with him I mean hes like my little brother''

woman code for "i love him, but the idea of a relationship does not occur to me because he is still a bit immature." little brother is like a death stroke.

CareWere

I like Rachael Ray too, I like it when she's trying to think of something and she makes a funny stroke face.

It's kind of like this

This is a good topic as it applies to over half of the human population. That's a lot of material.

#pipe

Ladies are better than gentlemen pretty much across the board.