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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    maybe they don't have furries in france?

    It seems more appropriate for furries to have originated in France.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Where's this "horabil war" link?

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    THE MATRIX RETURN
    Created by Peter Chimaera

    Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead"
    "No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink.
    Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu"
    So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts.
    Neo kick him "Good job"

    "Morpheus we got a distress signal it is from Niobe"
    So they ran into the ship and they found Nioba and she was okay but there was a sentinal.
    Neo punched it. His hand was hurting very badly.
    "Neo you must be careful" Morphus said and shot the robot.
    "Wait" Neo said and he downloaded how to kill the sentinels. But it was too late and cause the machines created a new matrix.
    "No, we cannot our powers in the new matrix"
    Then Neo disconnected but he was looked dead, and they all told Niobe the sad news.
    "What happen in the first matrix" "They are all dead"

    "tihs is too much" Morphus shotted quietly "help me fight to save this"
    "i illh elp you" Trinity say with the cry she was sad cause thoughts neo was dead but it was matrix trick!
    Neo try to say help but his body wads frozedn
    "sOh no!" Merpheus say at teh radar screen "more matrix is attack us"
    "we will have to jug in" Trinity hooked her up
    Wehn they entared teh place was filled with Smiths because the matrix was curroopted with the matrix virus.
    "I'll fight this 500" Morpus said and he sworded out his katana at great attack.
    Trinity watch in amazing! "You are so good"
    "What's this" Morpeud read a data becauz he was fight agents and make them run, but the data said some information!
    "It say Neo is alife! We shuld wait go back to seak to him" and they tooks off by using phone interface.

    Neo was okay they finds because of mediskel equipmont.
    "The matrix is virused wso they cans not control the people any morR,. We arm not win yet but shall continue of the fight!"
    They aggreed and formed for strewngth so they could fight the matrix one other day
    "gentalmen the fight goes on" Neo said with fist and the crews cheered with new hope.

    The more I read them the better they get

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

    I'm just going by the law of averages. Statistically, there have to be a couple that are readable, somewhere.

    Just because it's "readable" doesn't mean it should exist and should be read. The foundation of it wrong and thus an abomination. If you build a nice house in the middle of a landfill you still live in a dump.

    Nice. I like that.

    Defender on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    THE MATRIX RETURN
    Created by Peter Chimaera

    Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead"
    "No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink.
    Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu"
    So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts.
    Neo kick him "Good job"

    "Morpheus we got a distress signal it is from Niobe"
    So they ran into the ship and they found Nioba and she was okay but there was a sentinal.
    Neo punched it. His hand was hurting very badly.
    "Neo you must be careful" Morphus said and shot the robot.
    "Wait" Neo said and he downloaded how to kill the sentinels. But it was too late and cause the machines created a new matrix.
    "No, we cannot our powers in the new matrix"
    Then Neo disconnected but he was looked dead, and they all told Niobe the sad news.
    "What happen in the first matrix" "They are all dead"

    "tihs is too much" Morphus shotted quietly "help me fight to save this"
    "i illh elp you" Trinity say with the cry she was sad cause thoughts neo was dead but it was matrix trick!
    Neo try to say help but his body wads frozedn
    "sOh no!" Merpheus say at teh radar screen "more matrix is attack us"
    "we will have to jug in" Trinity hooked her up
    Wehn they entared teh place was filled with Smiths because the matrix was curroopted with the matrix virus.
    "I'll fight this 500" Morpus said and he sworded out his katana at great attack.
    Trinity watch in amazing! "You are so good"
    "What's this" Morpeud read a data becauz he was fight agents and make them run, but the data said some information!
    "It say Neo is alife! We shuld wait go back to seak to him" and they tooks off by using phone interface.

    Neo was okay they finds because of mediskel equipmont.
    "The matrix is virused wso they cans not control the people any morR,. We arm not win yet but shall continue of the fight!"
    They aggreed and formed for strewngth so they could fight the matrix one other day
    "gentalmen the fight goes on" Neo said with fist and the crews cheered with new hope.

    Wow. This guy HAS to be satirizing fanfic. There is no way this is in earnest.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    OH MY GOD THESE FANFICS ARE AWESOME

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Wow. This guy HAS to be satirizing fanfic. There is no way this is in earnest.

    I was at this guy's house recently and he and another guy were like "I can only watch Fox News, they're the only ones who tell the whole story without a political bias." I was about to laugh, but neither of their faces showed even the slightest hint of humor. So, point is, no matter how amazingly fucking retarded it seems, it might be totally serious.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man I can't actually bring myself to read any of them

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i think we finally found defender's weakness

    potatoe on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i think we finally found defender's weakness

    ...That I react to aggressively stupid stuff? This...this isn't new information.

    Defender on
  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    THE MATRIX RETURN
    Created by Peter Chimaera

    Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead"
    "No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink.
    Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu"
    So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts.
    Neo kick him "Good job"

    "Morpheus we got a distress signal it is from Niobe"
    So they ran into the ship and they found Nioba and she was okay but there was a sentinal.
    Neo punched it. His hand was hurting very badly.
    "Neo you must be careful" Morphus said and shot the robot.
    "Wait" Neo said and he downloaded how to kill the sentinels. But it was too late and cause the machines created a new matrix.
    "No, we cannot our powers in the new matrix"
    Then Neo disconnected but he was looked dead, and they all told Niobe the sad news.
    "What happen in the first matrix" "They are all dead"

    "tihs is too much" Morphus shotted quietly "help me fight to save this"
    "i illh elp you" Trinity say with the cry she was sad cause thoughts neo was dead but it was matrix trick!
    Neo try to say help but his body wads frozedn
    "sOh no!" Merpheus say at teh radar screen "more matrix is attack us"
    "we will have to jug in" Trinity hooked her up
    Wehn they entared teh place was filled with Smiths because the matrix was curroopted with the matrix virus.
    "I'll fight this 500" Morpus said and he sworded out his katana at great attack.
    Trinity watch in amazing! "You are so good"
    "What's this" Morpeud read a data becauz he was fight agents and make them run, but the data said some information!
    "It say Neo is alife! We shuld wait go back to seak to him" and they tooks off by using phone interface.

    Neo was okay they finds because of mediskel equipmont.
    "The matrix is virused wso they cans not control the people any morR,. We arm not win yet but shall continue of the fight!"
    They aggreed and formed for strewngth so they could fight the matrix one other day
    "gentalmen the fight goes on" Neo said with fist and the crews cheered with new hope.

    Wow. This guy HAS to be satirizing fanfic. There is no way this is in earnest.
    DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON
    By Peter Chimaera

    CHAPTER ONE:
    The robot fight

    It was been two yeers since teh scintist destoryed the road. Digimon now lerned to eb mor epowarfull to fight the evli!
    So he bilt robot body becus the wrold was in danger of a evil digimon.
    "You cans not be stopped!" Digimon sayd "You arr my twin borthr!"
    "Thats rite. Not even you can stop me!!!!" So they foughted an Digimon's robot suit powerd its laser shoot and blew up teh evil Digimon.

    Auther's note: In chapter 2, the evil Digimon is not reely dead. It swa a trick!!

    CHAPTER 2:
    Surprise attack

    Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
    He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
    Hsi gilrfrend was kiss him "Good morning" say.
    But evil Digimon came out fridge and shotted "H-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! I will kill you Digimon!"
    Ther was no time for robot so he went right for the fight.
    They punched the ceiling and flew to fighting in space.
    "I am created by the evil scintist" he sayd!!!!! "I will destoy all the roads and no one can go on them!"
    "No! Then people are tarpped and tehy will be stuck!"
    "Ha-ha-ha I do not care but you will die now"
    They foughts for a long time until they were tired form the fight and Digimon killed him with lethal blow.
    "Impossible! I! Cannot be stopped!" Then explosion.
    When good Digimon came back he wanted find his girfrend but she leaved. It was too late.
    "Sarah! You moved to Englind too soon and I did't say bye!"
    But she was gon.

    THE END
    Dedicaited to Sarah

    If this isn't good literature I don't know what is.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i think we finally found defender's weakness

    ...That I react to aggressively stupid stuff? This...this isn't new information.

    that if we fill something with enough stupid, you don't even know where to start

    potatoe on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender totally writes fanfiction

    Every story has a Mary Sue who is an awesome ninja dude who is good at arguments

    and then ninja dude bones the prominent female lead

    TheySlashThem on
  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i hate my life and i want to die

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm not going to be able to get a boner anymore after seeing those furry pics.

    oh wait... there we go.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
    He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
    Hsi gilrfrend was kiss him "Good morning" say."


    shit, he's livin' the high life

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "he was kicked in the !!!! FACE !!!!"

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender totally writes fanfiction

    Every story has a Mary Sue who is an awesome ninja dude who is good at arguments

    and then ninja dude bones the prominent female lead

    What's a Mary Sue? Also, am I reading this right? Mary Sue is a dude?

    Defender on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »

    it is important to read through the thread following that story so you can see the pictures

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "he was kicked in the !!!! FACE !!!!"

    HELLO WINCHESTER WHAT ARE YOU EATING!

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man my mind is disturbing.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i think we finally found defender's weakness

    ...That I react to aggressively stupid stuff? This...this isn't new information.

    that if we fill something with enough stupid, you don't even know where to start

    Oh yeah, that's happened before. I have a maximum bench press weight and I have a maximum stupid/fail tolerance.

    Defender on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    SAFETOGO.jpg

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Goddammit I just had a random thought that won't go away.
    The random thought was "What if there was a Defender-TFS Fanfic?" I am so ashamed of this thought I put it in spoilers.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't get it.

    Zombot on
  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Goddammit I just had a random thought that won't go away.
    The random thought was "What if there was a Defender-TFS Fanfic?" I am so ashamed of this thought I put it in spoilers.

    thefardefender.jpg

    ?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender totally writes fanfiction

    Every story has a Mary Sue who is an awesome ninja dude who is good at arguments

    and then ninja dude bones the prominent female lead

    What's a Mary Sue? Also, am I reading this right? Mary Sue is a dude?

    Mary Sue (Or Gary Stu if the character is a guy) is a fictional character who's way too perfect and has no noteworthy flaws.

    In other words every other character in big movies. For example; half the cast of The Matrix.
    SLAMMU wrote: »
    Goddammit I just had a random thought that won't go away.
    The random thought was "What if there was a Defender-TFS Fanfic?" I am so ashamed of this thought I put it in spoilers.

    thefardefender.jpg

    ?

    I almost cried laughing.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Good lord someone else had that same thought?

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Good lord someone else had that same thought?

    It came up somehow in tubes exercise for faggots thread so Koshian drew this.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The best fanfiction is when an elf is getting raped and then Linkin Park shows up and starts playing because only they understand the elf's anus pain.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No fanfic can shock me anymore, Cassandra.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Goddammit I just had a random thought that won't go away.
    The random thought was "What if there was a Defender-TFS Fanfic?" I am so ashamed of this thought I put it in spoilers.

    Man, part of me wants to reply with "I dream those, like, every night," but I just can't quite do it. I'm a ninja who goes to Vegas to the debater's convention and TFS is a tranny in trouble who GOD I CANNOT EVEN TYPE THIS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS HORRIBLE

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No fanfic can shock me anymore, Cassandra.

    What about Actions Speak Loader Than Words

    A Shakesperian fanfiction about Link and Talim having sex. And Link's penis is larger than her elbow blades (!) and the wind god watches and masturbates.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender I want to know that immediately after I typed that out my first reaction was to kill myself I was that ashamed.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If it weren't for Neo the ultimate Mary Sue would be

    storyeb6.jpg

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No fanfic can shock me anymore, Cassandra.

    What about Actions Speak Loader Than Words

    A Shakesperian fanfiction about Link and Talim having sex. And Link's penis is larger than her elbow blades (!) and the wind god watches and masturbates.

    I have been linked to Ron Paul fanfic. RON FUCKING PAUL FANFIC!

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No fanfic can shock me anymore, Cassandra.

    What about Actions Speak Loader Than Words

    A Shakesperian fanfiction about Link and Talim having sex. And Link's penis is larger than her elbow blades (!) and the wind god watches and masturbates.

    I have been linked to Ron Paul fanfic. RON FUCKING PAUL FANFIC!

    PM please

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No fanfic can shock me anymore, Cassandra.

    What about Actions Speak Loader Than Words

    A Shakesperian fanfiction about Link and Talim having sex. And Link's penis is larger than her elbow blades (!) and the wind god watches and masturbates.

    I have been linked to Ron Paul fanfic. RON FUCKING PAUL FANFIC!

    PM please

    I don't have the link. Ask TFS sometime.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Haha what Ron Paul? Dude that's a real person. That's crossing a line.

    Defender on
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