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Conspiracy theories, and the discussion thereof.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Talous wrote: »
    CONSPIRACY!

    Believe it or not, Alex Jones is pretty mild compared to some of the lizard-men folks or the anti-zionists.

    Why the fuck does "Anarchy Rules!" of all people, want a one world government?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

    Good stuff

    Doc on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Personally, I'm more worried about New American Century.

    PNAC is just a think tank, same as any of the other hundreds/thousands in DC. Are you also afraid of George Soros lurking in your closet?

    Yeah, a think tank that actually dictates policy, and has alumni and current members both in and intimately tied to the current administration.

    And honestly a lot of the bigger think tanks have more power over policy than most politicians. The actual decision-making and agenda-setting happens in the the think tanks, and then politicians just read from the script. If you don't believe me then you haven't been paying attention for the last eight years.

    Now, it's hardly a conspiracy because they do it out in the open and it's perfectly legal, and not necessarily bad, depending on what think tanks are currently exerting the most influence, but it's ridiculous to deny that these organizations are powerful and exerting enormous influence.

    Right, but most all of them pull in completely opposite directions, and PNAC specifically has been beyond discredited. To be worried by it and the jewish space lizard man cabal makes no sense. Especially since a new think tank's policy views will be the beneficiary of the next election. One that's far less Wilsonian.

    moniker on
  • Not SarastroNot Sarastro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Talous wrote: »
    Why the fuck does "Anarchy Rules!" of all people, want a one world government?

    ...because he mis-spelled "Irony Rules!" perhaps?

    And I see this discussion lumbering inevitably towards a discussion of globalization by people who probably can't agree on what they think the word means, let alone having any actual knowledge on the subject.

    Aemulius, yes, the major modern international institutions are regulated. The hint is in the word 'international', ie between nations. The opposing policies and aims of member states pulling at each other serve to regulate their action. Most of them are politically neutered because of it (UN). Those that do manage to pursue policy do so because they are essentially pocketed by the US (World Bank, IMF). But by all means, go for another level of bureaucracy and create some transnational political umbrella organisation to 'regulate' them, because Lord knows the centralisation & bureaucratisation of highly diverse and complex organisations has just been a stunning success in political history up until now.

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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    Is anyone else worried about this?

    No.

    Shinto on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I always love reading the American conspiracy theories about the Queen and British influence, I believe they may even rate as my personal favourite. The latest ones incorporate the NAU, which is quite impressive.


    Here are some samples

    NAU & Bush = Rule by Queen
    Not just our Queen, the Spanish and Kaiser are involved too!

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  • TalousTalous Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    Talous wrote: »
    CONSPIRACY!

    Believe it or not, Alex Jones is pretty mild compared to some of the lizard-men folks or the anti-zionists.

    Why the fuck does "Anarchy Rules!" of all people, want a one world government?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

    Good stuff

    What a crazy guy. Beach soccer?

    Well maybe we could also talk about some of the facts of Jones' film. Like what's the deal with those Georgia Guidestones?

    Wikipedia thinks it was erected by a Rosecrucian.

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  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    As I recall, the PNAC goes on about the need to beef up America's military along traditional lines. ie, the exact sort that's increasingly being made obsolete by terrorism.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    As I recall, the PNAC goes on about the need to beef up America's military along traditional lines. ie, the exact sort that's increasingly being made obsolete by terrorism.

    To be fair, everyone was saying that before the Afghanistan war.

    I mean, it takes time to move military heads out of a Cold War mentality.

    Not that PNAC isn't still bad; just focus on what they're really doing ("Wouldn't it be nice if we ran the world?") rather than something silly like indirectly blaming them for 9/11.

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  • ÆthelredÆthelred Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yah. I meant that as a rebuke to the types who think PNAC planned 9/11 and an endless war on terror.

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  • templewulftemplewulf The Team Chump USARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yah. I meant that as a rebuke to the types who think PNAC planned 9/11 and an endless war on terror.
    I don't think they planned 9/11. I think they capitalized on it, since they were looking for excuses to invade Iraq since at least '99.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I thought this thread was a joke until I actually read over the first post a couple of times.

    The sheer logistics of trying to accomplish something like this insane and ludicrous conspiracy alone is hilarious to sit and think about. I mean, really, "the ruling class"? People still say that?

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    I thought this thread was a joke until I actually read over the first post a couple of times.

    The sheer logistics of trying to accomplish something like this insane and ludicrous conspiracy alone is hilarious to sit and think about. I mean, really, "the ruling class"? People still say that?

    No, we usually just say "Republicans" now.

    Satan. on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    I thought this thread was a joke until I actually read over the first post a couple of times.

    The sheer logistics of trying to accomplish something like this insane and ludicrous conspiracy alone is hilarious to sit and think about. I mean, really, "the ruling class"? People still say that?

    No, we usually just say "Republicans" now.
    Damn Burgesses.

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  • LindenLinden Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    I thought this thread was a joke until I actually read over the first post a couple of times.

    The sheer logistics of trying to accomplish something like this insane and ludicrous conspiracy alone is hilarious to sit and think about. I mean, really, "the ruling class"? People still say that?

    Shush. I'm still hoping it is.

    And apparently they do. I think it actually means "not me, my family, or close friends".

    Linden on
  • CrimsonKingCrimsonKing Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Actually, ninety percent of humanity will be killed, but only the Jews will be left for a while to live in a glorious paradise, until the Greek Gods decide to fuck shit up.

    Then Shakespeare saves us.

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    edited November 2007
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    The "mercury" in vaccines has about as much in common with the mercury that makes you sick as a brick of tofu has with botulinus toxin. Yeah, they're both organized arrangements of carbon, but how atoms are arranged and with what has as much (or more) to do with their effects as what atoms they are. Just because a mercury atom appears in a molecule doesn't mean it's going to do jack shit to your body.

    grrrrrar argle bargle

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    The "mercury" in vaccines has about as much in common with the mercury that makes you sick as a brick of tofu has with botulinus toxin. Yeah, they're both organized arrangements of carbon, but how atoms are arranged and with what has as much (or more) to do with their effects as what atoms they are. Just because a mercury atom appears in a molecule doesn't mean it's going to do jack shit to your body.

    grrrrrar argle bargle
    That made me giggle. Also, so true.

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  • LindenLinden Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    The "mercury" in vaccines has about as much in common with the mercury that makes you sick as a brick of tofu has with botulinus toxin. Yeah, they're both organized arrangements of carbon, but how atoms are arranged and with what has as much (or more) to do with their effects as what atoms they are. Just because a mercury atom appears in a molecule doesn't mean it's going to do jack shit to your body.

    grrrrrar argle bargle

    God, I didn't even see that one. See also: cyanides.

    Linden on
  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    Because there are people out there who are so disconnected from reality they'll believe any slight supposedly perpetrated by our oh-so-omnipotent government.

    Furu on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    Because there are people out there who are so disconnected from reality they'll believe any slight supposedly perpetrated by our oh-so-omnipotent government.

    Yeah, even if it means they refuse to get their kids any vaccines (which ranks right up there with rejecting sanitation in the "I'd like to choose 'How to deny yourself one of the few unequivocably good things about modern civilization' category for $500, Alex") thereby pretty much guaranteeing that they'll get miserable, possibly painful, possibly life-threatening multiple illnesses over the course of their young lives, including chickenpox, which will turn into shingles, one of those Gifts That Keep On Giving, not unlike herpes (because when you get right down to it, it is a form of herpes).

    /rantrantrant

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A lot of younger people now are in support of the EU, and some of us wouldn't mind becoming the USE, or perhaps USSE!

    A lot of younger people are quite stupid, but luckily they tend to grow wiser with time.

    What's wrong with those ideas?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    Because there are people out there who are so disconnected from reality they'll believe any slight supposedly perpetrated by our oh-so-omnipotent government.

    They're likely more frightened by the universes' indifference towards them than they are at the thought of black helicopters piloted by jewish, scientologist, lizard man, mormons shooting missiles at the Pentagon in order to wage a protracted war in order to eventually drive up the price of oil and make 4 guys on Wall Street slightly more insanely wealthy than they previously were.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    Is anyone else worried about this?

    I'm sure any number of delusional, schizophrenic, or otherwise mentally ill individuals are extremely worried about this.

    The rest of us not so much

    Senjutsu on
  • LindenLinden Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A lot of younger people now are in support of the EU, and some of us wouldn't mind becoming the USE, or perhaps USSE!

    A lot of younger people are quite stupid, but luckily they tend to grow wiser with time.

    What's wrong with those ideas?

    "You're in China. You couldn't possibly understand the complexities of a federal system."

    I'm not sure. I mean, I can't think of any situation in recent times where someone's attempted to unite half a billion people organised into generally self-contained states with a history of conflict in place, but it would certainly be interesting.

    Linden on
  • DalbozDalboz Resident Puppy Eater Right behind you...Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Furu wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    Because there are people out there who are so disconnected from reality they'll believe any slight supposedly perpetrated by our oh-so-omnipotent government.

    Yeah, even if it means they refuse to get their kids any vaccines (which ranks right up there with rejecting sanitation in the "I'd like to choose 'How to deny yourself one of the few unequivocably good things about modern civilization' category for $500, Alex") thereby pretty much guaranteeing that they'll get miserable, possibly painful, possibly life-threatening multiple illnesses over the course of their young lives, including chickenpox, which will turn into shingles, one of those Gifts That Keep On Giving, not unlike herpes (because when you get right down to it, it is a form of herpes).

    /rantrantrant

    Well, there's also the whole ignored issue that the current batches of vaccines do NOT have mercury in them. This became an issue when the older batches had mercury and it was decided to not have it present in the new batches. This was locked on to as an indication that something must therefore be wrong with mercury in the vaccines, which it wasn't. It was just part of the manufacturing process. But it's a moot point since the new batches don't even have mercury in them anymore, which is not something that's been widely publicized.

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • AdrienAdrien Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    Is anyone else worried about this?

    I'm sure any number of delusional, schizophrenic, or otherwise mentally ill individuals are extremely worried about this.

    The rest of us not so much

    That's why I'm kind of uneasy about making fun of these people... It's eminently possible that they have an actual, serious mental illness, which isn't really very funny if you think about it.

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  • corcorigancorcorigan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The EU rocks.

    How else could I fly to and back from Poland for £60, avoiding any customs or duties issues, and actually making a saving because of the cost of alcohol here vs over there?

    Does seem a bit like a 1984-style 'placate the masses', just a bit (lot?) more civilized. But you know, cheap vodka, I don't care.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's all being done by the reptilians. UFOs were invented by the Nazis. Methods of generating free energy have been invented countless times but were suppressed by oil companies. I could go on but I'd be "disappeared".

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    It's all being done by the reptilians. UFOs were invented by the Nazis. Methods of generating free energy have been invented countless times but were suppressed by oil companies. I could go on but I'd be "disappeared".

    New World Order! New World Order!

    Lemming on
  • HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So I managed to watch that whole thing in a few different bouts throughout the day. I think my favourite parts of that movie were when he made himself look like a fucking wacko. Like when the soldier came up and was like "Get that camera out of my face." and he was all, "This isn't NAZI Germany! Go back to Russia!" and when he went up to those random people in Ottawa and was like, "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE NORTH AMERICAN UNION?!?! THEY'RE TRYING TO DESTROY YOUR SOVEREIGNTY!!" and then they laughed at him and he was all, "THIS ISN'T FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS!" Kinda reminded me of Al Gore in the Manbearpig episode of South Park....

    Oh and the greatest thing was how it ended. Him, with a speaker phone, yelling is ludicrous slogans, at the White House, in the middle of the night. If that doesn't SCREAM "extremely unstable" I don't know what does.

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  • corcorigancorcorigan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I always love reading the American conspiracy theories about the Queen and British influence, I believe they may even rate as my personal favourite. The latest ones incorporate the NAU, which is quite impressive.


    Here are some samples

    NAU & Bush = Rule by Queen
    Not just our Queen, the Spanish and Kaiser are involved too!

    Damn right.

    We've hired Russians too, and have a snuke ready. We just need to watch out for any prejudiced fat kids wandering about spoiling everything.

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  • MahnmutMahnmut Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thread title belongs on a supermarket tabloid.
    Actually, ninety percent of humanity will be killed, but only the Jews will be left for a while to live in a glorious paradise, until the Greek Gods decide to fuck shit up.

    Then Shakespeare saves us.

    Hullo

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  • Lord JezoLord Jezo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    The "mercury" in vaccines has about as much in common with the mercury that makes you sick as a brick of tofu has with botulinus toxin. Yeah, they're both organized arrangements of carbon, but how atoms are arranged and with what has as much (or more) to do with their effects as what atoms they are. Just because a mercury atom appears in a molecule doesn't mean it's going to do jack shit to your body.

    grrrrrar argle bargle

    But according to this:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6890106663412840646&q=radio+liberty+mercury&total=7&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

    The mercury in the shots would be considered toxic if it was out in the open and it much higher than any allowed amount in any other product. Says it is the same as mercury poisoning and is illegal in anything else but these shots given to children..

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  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    corcorigan wrote: »
    The EU rocks.

    How else could I fly to and back from Poland for £60, avoiding any customs or duties issues, and actually making a saving because of the cost of alcohol here vs over there?

    Does seem a bit like a 1984-style 'placate the masses', just a bit (lot?) more civilized. But you know, cheap vodka, I don't care.

    I agree, the anti EU people are usually nationalists anyways. Nationalists and so called patriots should all be shot in the face for being stupid retards IMO, one country isnt and will never be inherently better then another and it certainly isnt better then the rest of the world, neither will national symbols, stop pretending it is so.

    Also our world is a global society, any lasting and truely useful decisions has to be made on a multinational level.

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  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    The "mercury" in vaccines has about as much in common with the mercury that makes you sick as a brick of tofu has with botulinus toxin. Yeah, they're both organized arrangements of carbon, but how atoms are arranged and with what has as much (or more) to do with their effects as what atoms they are. Just because a mercury atom appears in a molecule doesn't mean it's going to do jack shit to your body.

    grrrrrar argle bargle

    But according to this:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6890106663412840646&q=radio+liberty+mercury&total=7&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

    The mercury in the shots would be considered toxic if it was out in the open and it much higher than any allowed amount in any other product. Says it is the same as mercury poisoning and is illegal in anything else but these shots given to children..

    Dude quote a REAL doctor not an insane one and we might take it seriously.

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  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yes mercury is harmful, yes there is a harmful amount of pure Mercury BUT what he fails to mention is that the mercury is actually in molecular bonds which makes it safe as long as the body cant break down those bonds.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    The "mercury" in vaccines has about as much in common with the mercury that makes you sick as a brick of tofu has with botulinus toxin. Yeah, they're both organized arrangements of carbon, but how atoms are arranged and with what has as much (or more) to do with their effects as what atoms they are. Just because a mercury atom appears in a molecule doesn't mean it's going to do jack shit to your body.

    grrrrrar argle bargle

    But according to this:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6890106663412840646&q=radio+liberty+mercury&total=7&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

    The mercury in the shots would be considered toxic if it was out in the open and it much higher than any allowed amount in any other product. Says it is the same as mercury poisoning and is illegal in anything else but these shots given to children..

    Man, you're watching a video on Googletube called "the global vaccine agenda".

    Let me give you a hint about what the real global vaccine agenda is: it's about you not catching polio, measles, and hepatitis and spreading them to other people.

    Daedalus on
  • NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Daedalus wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Lord Jezo wrote: »
    mercury in our vaccines

    OMG WTF BBQ WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING MEME DIE?

    The "mercury" in vaccines has about as much in common with the mercury that makes you sick as a brick of tofu has with botulinus toxin. Yeah, they're both organized arrangements of carbon, but how atoms are arranged and with what has as much (or more) to do with their effects as what atoms they are. Just because a mercury atom appears in a molecule doesn't mean it's going to do jack shit to your body.

    grrrrrar argle bargle

    But according to this:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6890106663412840646&q=radio+liberty+mercury&total=7&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

    The mercury in the shots would be considered toxic if it was out in the open and it much higher than any allowed amount in any other product. Says it is the same as mercury poisoning and is illegal in anything else but these shots given to children..

    Man, you're watching a video on Googletube called "the global vaccine agenda".

    Let me give you a hint about what the real global vaccine agenda is: it's about you not catching polio, measles, and hepatitis and spreading them to other people.

    Which is a worthless cause if you believe in these things.

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