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One time I was just cruising along the highway with a buddy of mine, and I spotted a small, homemade sign on the side of the road which said, "FRESH CORN FOR SALE, DRIVE A LITTLE FURTHER."
So I turned to my buddy and demanded that we stop for some corn whenever we came across the vendor.
After about another minute of driving we saw an old man, sitting in the back of his truck, shucking corn ears, and we pulled over.
I walked up to the old man and asked him, "Old man, how much for the corn?"
And then he pulled out a shotgun and shot me dead.
The neighbor's above my apartment play corn hole night and day. it shakes everything. All day.
Once they did it until 2:30 in the morning then started again at 8:30.
So when they dropped one of them my roommates and I put it into a milk carton, pee'd into it for about 2 days, then dumped it out after a rainy night right on their outside steps.
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or is it like when people see gods in mythology and they burn to ash
So I turned to my buddy and demanded that we stop for some corn whenever we came across the vendor.
After about another minute of driving we saw an old man, sitting in the back of his truck, shucking corn ears, and we pulled over.
I walked up to the old man and asked him, "Old man, how much for the corn?"
And then he pulled out a shotgun and shot me dead.
Ladies and gentlemen, here on the right you can see some newbies sucking up to the regulars...
its like darts for morons
that's all there is to it
big fucking deal
"hurr hurr look it says cornhole, that's like for butts hurr hurr hurr"
nah, Rank always seemed like an ass to me. i think he was a while ago when i first got here.
rank looks like eddie munster with a broadsword
if'n ya ain't got no more sears roebuck catalogs in the crapshed, then yeah I reckon a corncob'd git the job done aight
Yeah, I tend to have that effect on people. It's the weirdest fuckin' thing.
this reminded me of a Colonel Campbell rant. 61
yeah, looks like this dude just makes stupid bbq games and charges a fucking buttload for the sets
but yeah, it goes by all kinds of names
like two dudes
doing eachother
^.^
He works with this classy guy named Robert Khoo.
You're a cinematic experience best experienced on a 50ft screen. It's the only explanation.
i been keepin it real dogg
what do you want, a fuckin trophy?
congrats, you can type.
or is it
you've never seen him realpost before?
Is that why kids are always shining laser pointers in my eyes? Damnit
Once they did it until 2:30 in the morning then started again at 8:30.
So when they dropped one of them my roommates and I put it into a milk carton, pee'd into it for about 2 days, then dumped it out after a rainy night right on their outside steps.
Now every time they play we just laugh and laugh.
itt Rank is extra grouchy.
Should I get you your slippers and paper, Rank?
So much corn!
Secret Satan
jesus christ I hate this place sometimes, fuck it I'm going home
seriously, what you retards did in that thread where that dude just asked a damn question was goddamn ridiculous