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Why is there a hole?

QuethalQuethal The InfrequentOaklandRegistered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
Google ads is the best. I was looking at, of all things, an e-mail from Mike Fehlauer, and Google suggested this website:

http://www.ajjcornhole.com/

Guys, it is "Your One Stop Cornhole Shop!"

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One Stop

Cornhole

Shop

I've been wanting a new Painted Cornhole Set... Oooh! Cornhole bags and cornhole accessories, sweet!

What should I buy for my cornhole, guys?

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    this intrigues me

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jordyn/Fram Corn Palace comment in three...two...

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i noticed that ad earlier today and passed right over it. good catch

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    its a goddamn bbq game, dumbass

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    name drop

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    what does Rank look like?

    or is it like when people see gods in mythology and they burn to ash

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ok, but how is it played? Do I need to use a cornhole? How do I use the cornhole?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    One time I was just cruising along the highway with a buddy of mine, and I spotted a small, homemade sign on the side of the road which said, "FRESH CORN FOR SALE, DRIVE A LITTLE FURTHER."

    So I turned to my buddy and demanded that we stop for some corn whenever we came across the vendor.

    After about another minute of driving we saw an old man, sitting in the back of his truck, shucking corn ears, and we pulled over.

    I walked up to the old man and asked him, "Old man, how much for the corn?"

    And then he pulled out a shotgun and shot me dead.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Futore wrote: »
    what does Rank look like?

    or is it like when people see gods in mythology and they burn to ash

    Ladies and gentlemen, here on the right you can see some newbies sucking up to the regulars...

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    its a wooden plank set up at a fucking angle with a hole cut in it and you throw beanbags through it

    its like darts for morons

    that's all there is to it

    big fucking deal

    "hurr hurr look it says cornhole, that's like for butts hurr hurr hurr"

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Goddamnit Quethal i'm craving popcorn now.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Futore wrote: »
    what does Rank look like?

    or is it like when people see gods in mythology and they burn to ash

    Ladies and gentlemen, here on the right you can see some newbies sucking up to the regulars...

    nah, Rank always seemed like an ass to me. i think he was a while ago when i first got here.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rank cuts a rugged figure, swarthed in the robes of slain kings, a brilliant shock of silver in his handsome mane.
    also he says the no-no word about black folk

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Futore wrote: »
    what does Rank look like?

    or is it like when people see gods in mythology and they burn to ash

    rank looks like eddie munster with a broadsword

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    does anyone still use corn cobs nowadays to wipe the foul texture from your no-hole anymore

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    does anyone still use corn cobs nowadays to wipe the foul texture from your no-hole anymore

    if'n ya ain't got no more sears roebuck catalogs in the crapshed, then yeah I reckon a corncob'd git the job done aight

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw rank in a puddle once.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited November 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Polago wrote: »
    Goddamnit Quethal i'm craving popcorn now.

    Yeah, I tend to have that effect on people. It's the weirdest fuckin' thing.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh it's Baggo

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Is Mike Fehlauer some church guy?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    does anyone still use corn cobs nowadays to wipe the foul texture from your no-hole anymore

    this reminded me of a Colonel Campbell rant. 61

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    oh it's Baggo

    yeah, looks like this dude just makes stupid bbq games and charges a fucking buttload for the sets

    but yeah, it goes by all kinds of names

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hehehehehehe that says cornhole


    like two dudes

    doing eachother

    ^.^

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Is Mike Fehlauer some church guy?

    He works with this classy guy named Robert Khoo.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Quethal wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Goddamnit Quethal i'm craving popcorn now.

    Yeah, I tend to have that effect on people. It's the weirdest fuckin' thing.

    You're a cinematic experience best experienced on a 50ft screen. It's the only explanation.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rank I spent all of five seconds typing that description of you and NOTHING

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i've never seen kovak fakepost before

    i been keepin it real dogg

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Rank I spent all of five seconds typing that description of you and NOTHING

    what do you want, a fuckin trophy?

    congrats, you can type.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i've never seen kovak fakepost before

    or is it

    you've never seen him realpost before?

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Polago wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    Polago wrote: »
    Goddamnit Quethal i'm craving popcorn now.

    Yeah, I tend to have that effect on people. It's the weirdest fuckin' thing.

    You're a cinematic experience best experienced on a 50ft screen. It's the only explanation.

    Is that why kids are always shining laser pointers in my eyes? Damnit

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    edited November 2007
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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The neighbor's above my apartment play corn hole night and day. it shakes everything. All day.

    Once they did it until 2:30 in the morning then started again at 8:30.

    So when they dropped one of them my roommates and I put it into a milk carton, pee'd into it for about 2 days, then dumped it out after a rainy night right on their outside steps.

    Now every time they play we just laugh and laugh.

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Rank I spent all of five seconds typing that description of you and NOTHING

    what do you want, a fuckin trophy?

    congrats, you can type.

    itt Rank is extra grouchy.

    Should I get you your slippers and paper, Rank?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I've been to the corn palace.

    So much corn!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i dont post much anymore

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    what?

    jesus christ I hate this place sometimes, fuck it I'm going home

    seriously, what you retards did in that thread where that dude just asked a damn question was goddamn ridiculous

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    pack mentality

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