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Get one of david caruso with a hat fighting david caruso with sunglasses.
the loser will get skin cancer that will only eat the tattoo away and make you poop out gold.
it's science people, grow up.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
holy shit Karl that is fabulous.
OP: Who tattooed your friend? What did he get?
I love Miami and LA Ink, they are so dangerous though, every time I watch it I wanna rush and get a new tattoo right away. I am getting one in a couple weeks though so hurrah!
It took the whole yin/yang sleeves concept (which I like, shut up) and kinda amplifies it
the idea was to have a collage of images on each side. The yang side would look like a greek mosaic, and would have images of the positive accomplishments of man (things like the wonders of the world and famous paintings) whereas the yin side would be or darker deeds (wars and shit) done up in a more fluid/chaotic composition
it'd be a pretty tough job, and it'd seriously test the artist's talent.
Kat did four of my tattoos a few years ago, before the show. Unfortunately she's famous to the point where it's too damn hard for me to go get work from her anymore.
I don't know if it's the same show (there are a lot of Tattoo shows now) but that one show with the annoying ass girl Kat or whatever.
One of my friend's is a really good tattoo artist and he got tattooed by the guy on the show who does a lot with dark colors. While he was there he said Kat was more obnoxious than she is on TV.
Sadly my friend's ex-girlfriend (that still hangs around us too much for some reason) acts just like her.
I'm tempted to get a tattoo of the logo of my hometown; a Japanese-style line drawing of a great blue heron. It'd be small and pretty cute, so now I really just need to decide on a place for it to go.
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
"No really," insists Caruso, "I got all my color schemes from the colorized Star Trek episodes...sweet sweet ......pastels!"
Both at the same time, "I'm such a huge fan of.......your wo--", they both burst into laughter.
10 minutes later in Caruso's room.
Caruso finishes, "and basically that's what it means to be Ca Ca kead."
"Fascinating."
"Yeah, those real-life CSI guys see a lot of sick, sick things."
"Speaking of which," Shatner whispers with a wink, "how would you......Caruso......Like to.....Go where no man has gone before???"
Caruso's eyes widen, his brow rises, and his jaw goes slack. He leans in for the kiss, things are going swimmingly, so he grabs a hand full of Shatners soggy barrel chest.
Shatner stops him, "Wait...I......need...to know......Do you have a .......CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDOM?"
"I....don't want to get...a.......butt fungus."
"Of course," says Caruso while he thinks 'oh god what am I gonna do, oh wait of course!' He inconspicuously slips a hand into the CSI kit he'd been loaned to help him achieve the most realism. He produces a condom, previously stretched, 'worn?' he thinks, 'Oh well it'll do the job.'
Caruso repeats his perfected "hands on hips, pelvis out" position used so many times on the show.
"Wait..I feel...toooo good. Why do i feel .... sooooooo... good?"
Caruso chimes in, "me too Cap'n, I forgot I was even wearing a condom."
"Now it's time for the best part," he says as he pulls out the Ultra violet light from the CSI kit.
He turns the light on in anticipation of watching his glowing splooge shoot the Shat's shitter, but immediately notices something else already glowing admidst his fire stache. He pull's out to notice not only has the condom broken, but there is a powder all over his dainties.
Shatner groans, "Why does Spock take nude photos of everyone but me why???", becoming more incoherent.
Caruso takes a lick of his concocktion, "Wait that tastes like......Shat.....and heroin!!!!"
The Shat slumps over, and he remains still.
Caruso feels for a pulse, but finds nothing.
"Damn...Looks like....we both just got..................fucked."
"YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
DUN DUH DUN!!!
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uhhh huh
maybe hat
the loser will get skin cancer that will only eat the tattoo away and make you poop out gold.
it's science people, grow up.
OP: Who tattooed your friend? What did he get?
I love Miami and LA Ink, they are so dangerous though, every time I watch it I wanna rush and get a new tattoo right away. I am getting one in a couple weeks though so hurrah!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
The answer is
It took the whole yin/yang sleeves concept (which I like, shut up) and kinda amplifies it
the idea was to have a collage of images on each side. The yang side would look like a greek mosaic, and would have images of the positive accomplishments of man (things like the wonders of the world and famous paintings) whereas the yin side would be or darker deeds (wars and shit) done up in a more fluid/chaotic composition
it'd be a pretty tough job, and it'd seriously test the artist's talent.
R.I.P.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xITxQ-dgY6I
YOU HAVE NO GOOD IN YOU
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Boy that was a short night.
:winky:
either way is fine with me
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
It's the only one you've seen, isn't it?
and since my birthmark covers most of my arms, chest and upper back, that pretty much seals it for me not getting a tattoo
Kat did four of my tattoos a few years ago, before the show. Unfortunately she's famous to the point where it's too damn hard for me to go get work from her anymore.
At some point during that video I expected her to climb out of my computer screen to murder me.
One of my friend's is a really good tattoo artist and he got tattooed by the guy on the show who does a lot with dark colors. While he was there he said Kat was more obnoxious than she is on TV.
Sadly my friend's ex-girlfriend (that still hangs around us too much for some reason) acts just like her.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
edit: Apparently my sig was to tall
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