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Bad Movie Discussion (and confessions)

GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these daysRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
What is the worst movie you've ever seen? I was sitting at home this weekend and watched a new movie that just blew all others straight out of the water.

No fair counting movies you haven't actually sat through and watched.


I can't believe I sat through it all but there was litterally nothing on.
I watched
little black book
D:

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    steven seagal makes the best movies ever

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I can enjoy the American Pie movies (up to three) as well as the third Scary Movie. I was too drunk to remember the fourth one, though, but I guess it wasn't bad.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I watched Hitch with my best freind in theaters.

    that best freind is a guy.

    We were the only non couple in the theater.

    I am never letting him pick the movie we see ever again.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You, Me, and Everyone We Know is probably the closest I've ever come to shutting off a movie.

    Usually I can watch just about any piece of crap.

    I've heard a lot of people talk about Miranda July's writing as really good. If it's anything close to that stupid fucking movie, her fans are complete jackasses and should probably be killed.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I watched Hitch with my best freind in theaters.

    that best freind is a guy.

    We were the only non couple in the theater.

    I am never letting him pick the movie we see ever again.

    he was hinting, you bastard

    you just can't see the signs

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My favorite movie ever is Ghostbusters.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ultraviolet was a big steaming pile of lose......

    Also, How High with Method man and Redman is the only movie I've ever actually walked out of, and it was at the dollar matinee theatre, and I didn't even pay the dollar to get in.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Business is terrible, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw Batman & Robin in the theaters, as well as Lost in Space.

    Look away, I'm hideous

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dragonfly.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I watched Hitch with my best freind in theaters.

    that best freind is a guy.

    We were the only non couple in the theater.

    I am never letting him pick the movie we see ever again.

    I didn't think Hitch was that bad. Not that good either, but watchable.

    Of course I didn't pay for it, I saw it on STARS or whatever.



    Wait, is this the thread for movies we've seen and hate, or bad movies that we watch and like, like a guilty pleasure type thing?

    Because I would win that thread so unbelievably hard.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    worst movie I ever saw in the theaters?

    Pluto Nash.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw Batman & Robin in the theaters, as well as Lost in Space.

    Look away, I'm hideous

    I too saw Batman & Robin in theatres, and actually ran into a buddy of mine on the way in (he was coming out of the prior showing).

    He gave me a look of such intense pity.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I sat through Hitch and thought it was good, but now I realize it was only because I got fondled during it.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    worst movie I ever saw in the theaters?

    Pluto Nash.

    That movie was awesome..... I own it on DVD... It's good if you can just get around the.....who am I kidding, it's pretty damn bad.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I can enjoy the American Pie movies (up to three) as well as the third Scary Movie. I was too drunk to remember the fourth one, though, but I guess it wasn't bad.

    The fourth one was alright, for a stupid movie. I love any movie about marching bands (especially Drumline) so it was right up my alley. Also, a ton of boobies. And the main girl in it is smoking hot.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw Batman & Robin in the theaters, as well as Lost in Space.

    Look away, I'm hideous
    I saw Lost in Space in the theater as well.

    It's not a great movie, but there's far worse.

    Plus, there's some decent eye candy in that movie.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i saw patch adams when i was small and i liked robin williams

    isn't he a wife beater now or something really bad

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe Transporter got fondled too

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw Batman & Robin in the theaters, as well as Lost in Space.

    Look away, I'm hideous

    Lost in Space was awesome shut up.

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Battlefield: Earth is one of the worst things ever put to film, right up there with MindHunters and Boogeyman, and I love bad movies. These stinkers are just...ugh.

    My 'guilty pleasure' bad movies are old Jackie Chan imports, Schwarzenegger whenever he's shooting stuff, and The Last Dragon.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bloodsport is my favourite.

    You are next!

    Edit: Oh shit, I saw Battle Field Earth in the "theartre". It is horrible. It is the worst I have ever seen.

    Also scientologists were in my face. Hell of handing put pamphlets and what not.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    I watched Hitch with my best freind in theaters.

    that best freind is a guy.

    We were the only non couple in the theater.

    I am never letting him pick the movie we see ever again.

    he was hinting, you bastard

    you just can't see the signs

    Neither of us new what the fuck it was about other then it had Will smith and that fat guy and they are both pretty funny.

    We have both sworn never to talk about that moment ever again.
    The moment, I dared.....to love?

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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    28 Weeks Later is the worst movie I've seen to date.


    It wasn't that kind of bad that's funny, it was just horrible.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I hate Eddie Murphy the most.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw You Got Served in theaters. The actual breakdancing parts were pretty good, but the acting and the script were beyond awful. The whole "Little lovable mascot kid gets shot" was so very predictable. Two friends I went with left halfway through. I kinda like it despite its flaws.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I liked Dr. Dolittle.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw Armageddon opening day, god that shit was terrible.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    Battlefield: Earth is one of the worst things ever put to film, right up there with MindHunters and Boogeyman, and I love bad movies. These stinkers are just...ugh.

    My 'guilty pleasure' bad movies are old Jackie Chan imports, Schwarzenegger whenever he's shooting stuff, and The Last Dragon.
    Oh man, I still haven't seen Battlefield Earth.

    I'm putting that in my Netflix queue right now.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The new CG Appleseed was atrocious. I really did just fall asleep.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    transporter, every single person you told or that saw you go into that theater thought you were gay.

    its ok im pretty homo for Little black book.

    (I hit record on my dvr when I went to go get food so I wouldn't miss the ending)

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    worst movie I ever saw in the theaters?

    Pluto Nash.

    That movie was awesome..... I own it on DVD... It's good if you can just get around the.....who am I kidding, it's pretty damn bad.

    it is the worst thing since Hitler

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Bloodsport is my favourite.

    You are next!

    Bolo Yeung is awesome personified.

    I own this masterpiece on DVD. Thanks $1 Bin at the drugstore!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    there are a lot of bad movies that I secretly adore

    I, Robot

    Armageddon

    Better Off Dead

    shit like that

    but man, pluto nash?

    holy fuck that's a terrible goddamn piece of shit.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    28 Weeks Later is the worst movie I've seen to date.


    It wasn't that kind of bad that's funny, it was just horrible.
    I didn't think that was an especially great movie, but if that's the worst you've ever seen, you've gotten off light.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Soldier, that Kurt Russell movie?

    I love it.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    I watched Hitch with my best freind in theaters.

    that best freind is a guy.

    We were the only non couple in the theater.

    I am never letting him pick the movie we see ever again.

    he was hinting, you bastard

    you just can't see the signs

    Neither of us new what the fuck it was about other then it had Will smith and that fat guy and they are both pretty funny.

    We have both sworn never to talk about that moment ever again.
    The moment, I dared.....to love?

    he didn't offer you the popcorn in his lap did he

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    there are a lot of bad movies that I secretly adore

    I, Robot

    Armageddon

    Better Off Dead

    shit like that

    but man, pluto nash?

    holy fuck that's a terrible goddamn piece of shit.

    I, Robot is not a bad movie

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Soldier makes me so mad because it could have been fucking amazing but Paul Anderson fucked that right up.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I kinda liked balls of fury.

    But only a couple parts that were ridiculous.

    Like the singing parrot or the guy who has a heartattack because he's being hit with ping pong balls.

    Rent is my guilty pleasure movie. I like musicals I guess.

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