got some teef

You Bastard

so doggs I honestly think having teef is a good asset

furthermore I posture that taking care of your teef is a priceless investment

because of these beliefs I decided to make a thread discussing the pros and cons of flossing your teef twice daily

hey even Hitler and Jesus took care of their teef in their spare time am I right AM I RIGHT

golly gosh I even adorn myself with a mouthguard when I slumber due to bruxism being such a faggot

well anyway I hope you all brush your pearly whites errday

and floss like the dickens at appropriate intervals

hey british people are allowed to talk about thurrr teef as well

interesting fact: a couple of hundo years ago people did not really appreciate dental hygiene and thus acted like faggots by eating high-sugary foods errday without moderation; I blame monarchist faggotry for this fuck-up

and oh dinky dink here is an image of my mouf

tl;dr I motion that we discuss our appreciation of oral hygiene

oh right and please sirs and ladies do not delve into the whole dental plan lisa needs braces headfirst in this thread

trentsteel

I am masticating right now.

Charles Kinbote

You Bastard

hey shankill that is a sight for sore eyes

peppermint or spearmint toothpaste: which is better

satansfingers

your gums don't look very good shankill

redhead

if thread is just gonna be people posting pictures of their mouths I am having no part of it

pictures of the insides of mouths are disgusting, and when they aren't disgusting they're boring

Charles Kinbote

You Bastard wrote: »

hey shankill that is a sight for sore eyes

peppermint or spearmint toothpaste: which is better

spearmint.

also according to my dentist my gums are fine but heeyyyyy who knows.

satansfingers

i dunno maybe it's just the picture

they look really red

redhead

maybe I'm just bitter because a couple of my teeth used to have this annoying green stain, starting when I got my braces removed

not any more, though! hooray for teeth

Charles Kinbote

I smoke, eat disgusting amounts of fast food and soda, and make no effort beyond brushing twice a day, and every time I go in to any dentist they always say "wow, good work, I can tell you've been laying off the soda. Keep it up."

Are they quacks or am I amazing?

You Bastard

maybe they were being sarcastic or something

Graves

I just had 4 cavities filled last week.

Need 4 more next week.

Also 2 root canals.

Maybe some other minor cavities.

I brush my teeth (well) twice a day.

God hates my mouth, for all that it has said and done.

satansfingers

you know what suck? tonsil stones. tonsil stones suck.

i got a humongous one at some point yesterday or last night i guess and i woke up in excruciating pain, which lasted until that fucker came out.

Charles Kinbote

I hope to god my medical examiners have not been sarcastic with me.

satansfingers

Graves wrote: »

I just had 4 cavities filled last week.

Need 4 more next week.

Also 2 root canals.

Maybe some other minor cavities.

I brush my teeth (well) twice a day.

God hates my mouth, for all that it has said and done.

all of my molars have been filled, and two have been crowned

but i have the excuse of thin enamel

trentsteel

Dammit.

I can't find that David Lynch "eee-leeec-triiii-ciiii-teee" mouth.

Must find

Charles Kinbote

I have strange enamel

Every dentist I've seen has told me so

He says "I've never seen anything like this. I dunno if it's good or bad"

judging by my terrible habits and their lack of consequences, I assume it's good

also periods suck

punctuation, not bleeding

Projeck

right

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redhead

got some teefs

You Bastard

braces is such a wise investment

seriously I think when I am fourty years old my interior mouth region would just look terrible and not shiny

Jordyn

mouths are so gross

and then we go putting them on things

putting stuff in them

chewing on things


gross

Brainleech

9 out of 10 dentists agree you should eat more sugar
I knew of someone with a really bad set of teeth it was due to the way they grew in
When he joined the Air force they presured him to get dentures because it was far better than the set he had.

Brainleech

When I worked at the casino one of the women there still had braces and she was into her early to mid thirties

You Bastard

that is a fabulous anecdote there brainleech

Air

i was supposed to get braces when i was younger but i didnt want to
people comment on how i got vampire teeth and thats the way i like it

now i just need to get something done to correct my overbite

You Bastard

ewwww overbite gross

Air

how so

Samuel

Asian teeth are so weird if you ever see the backs of them.

We gotta have some asian kid here who can take a picture.

C'mon, show us your freaky asian teeth.

Moriveth

Saaaaaaaaaaaaamuel

Samuel

Hello lover.

Raneados

hey sam, where you been?

Samuel

Busy with life, I guess, though not so much at the moment.

I still come here and lurk, though.

And watch.

And judge.

Raneados

khoo game me an 8.6 out of 8.6

I was thrilled

Samuel

He did what to you?

I'll show him, and the backs of his freaky asian teeth, don't you worry a bit.

Raneados

sam will you be my knight in shining armor?

Samuel

I thought you'd never ask.

Raneados

see all the best people of the forums come from england

you american guys love our asses

The Geek

I've never had a cavity.

Rankenphile

to be fair, rainydose

I love lots of asses

British or otherwise

Redeemer

I think I'm developing a snaggletooth