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Holy fucking shit what a lineup

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edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I got a backstage pass to see Alice Cooper, and I didn't bother to check the supports because, well, Alice Cooper.

Joan Jett.

Motorhead.

Joan Jett is good but she played I Love Rock And Roll, and that's a Britney song. Why cover Britney, Joan? That's not very rock and roll. It made me realise that how badly Brody Dall or whatever is ripping her off. I can't believe she's still alive. I think this gig was her Make-A-Wish.

Those aren't support acts. That's just three headliners. Motorhead is the loudest band in the entire world. It is incredibly how loud they are. It's like getting fisted. Motorhead are like sitting in an incredibly hot bath. At first it's unbelievably painful and then you just let it wash over you and go "aaaaahhhhhh"

Alice Cooper is still the greatest performer in the entire world. I just wish I'd bought some candy to give the fifteen year olds backstage. Also his new guitarist looks like aragorn, and let me tell you, I would let him get Helm's Deep.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I always have candy

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That last line :^:

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Some creepy roadie guy was chatting up 15 year olds. He's probably inside them right now.

    Stupid roadie.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Everyone knows teenagers have AIDs

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Roadies get poon?

    I thought they just sat around being dicks.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cause I've hung out with a couple bands, and their roadies just sat around being dicks the whole time.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's because they weren't getting any poon.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Roadies get poon?

    I thought they just sat around being dicks.

    He was certainly trying to. Man I really hope those girls were getting picked up by their parents. I felt so bad it was distracting me from the pig I was raping.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    Roadies get poon?

    I thought they just sat around being dicks.

    He was certainly trying to. Man I really hope those girls were getting picked up by their parents. I felt so bad it was distracting me from the pig I was raping.

    Did you remember to wear protection?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You should have beaten him up CT, with those muscles you get from workouts

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    Roadies get poon?

    I thought they just sat around being dicks.

    He was certainly trying to. Man I really hope those girls were getting picked up by their parents. I felt so bad it was distracting me from the pig I was raping.

    Did you remember to wear protection?

    No need, padded headboard.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    headboards don't stop teh aids

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So did Joan Jett play "Do You Wanna Touch Me?"

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Motörhead are so loud one of their concerts killed a dog with sheer music volume.

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Motorhead are so goddamn loud my ears are ringing like 4 years after i saw them...loud, sweaty, and full of surprisingly nice bikers



    yes i got raped by a biker





    it was nice

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    also it turns out that 15 year olds aren't attracted to me no matter how hard I flex at them.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Are you flexing your penis at them?

    Because you aren't supposed to do that.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    Are you flexing your penis at them?

    Because you are always supposed to do that.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh thanks for the save Belruel

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    no prob, i got your back

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Motorhead is a good band. I am jealous of you CT.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    also it turns out that 15 year olds aren't attracted to me no matter how hard I flex at them.

    That's a lie and you know it! You just don't want us to know!

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    also it turns out that 15 year olds aren't attracted to me no matter how hard I flex at them.

    you have to pose too you tool

    you also need to inquire as to where the beach is

    and offer them tickets to the gun show

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    alice cooper is pretty shitty

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    also it turns out that 15 year olds aren't attracted to me no matter how hard I flex at them.

    you have to pose too you tool

    you also need to inquire as to where the beach is

    and offer them tickets to the gun show

    It's true

    This always works

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wouldn't it be nice if you could have driven yourself there?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Lemming wrote: »
    Wouldn't it be nice if you could have driven yourself there?

    Yes, and then not been able to drink beers with Alice Cooper.

    yes.

    that would have rocked.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my carpal tunnel has gotten so bad i can barely type. playing guitar is PAINFUL

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I really have to stop masturbating so much.

    My shoulder hurts so bad.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    my carpal tunnel has gotten so bad i can barely type. playing guitar is PAINFUL

    whereabouts? you lift weights right? that cured my tendonitis.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No you need to strengthen your shoulder by masturbating more.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Motorhead is pretty awesome. I would have seen that just for them.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Joan Jett is pretty awesome.

    She's flatter than most dudes though.

    She was also in an episode of Highlander.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    Man Alice Cooper is doubleplus rad. I'm jealous.


    Motorhead and Joan Jet are pretty rad too.

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  • IgortIgort Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Joan Jett is good but she played I Love Rock And Roll, and that's a Britney song. Why cover Britney, Joan?

    That's...

    You were kidding, here, right?

    Please tell me you were kidding...

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    my carpal tunnel has gotten so bad i can barely type. playing guitar is PAINFUL

    whereabouts? you lift weights right? that cured my tendonitis.

    If you follow your index up your arm to where it would be side by side with your first thumb joint. On both hands sadly.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Igort wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Joan Jett is good but she played I Love Rock And Roll, and that's a Britney song. Why cover Britney, Joan?

    That's...

    You were kidding, here, right?

    Please tell me you were kidding...

    No, she really played it. I couldn't believe it either.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Igort wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Joan Jett is good but she played I Love Rock And Roll, and that's a Britney song. Why cover Britney, Joan?

    That's...

    You were kidding, here, right?

    Please tell me you were kidding...

    No, she really played it. I couldn't believe it either.

    ahahahha
    I love you tube

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    CT I don't like it when you are being facetious

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