if you look down on fishing and hunting then you suck ass
those are the skills that catapulted man to the point he is at now so you could sip lattes and type on your apple macbook you cuntrag
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
The only thing a fish feels is the instinctual will to survive so it can spawn more ugly fucking trout/bass/catfish maybe if it's warm enough. And me smashing it's head with a rock so it don't move around.
The only thing a fish feels is the instinctual will to survive so it can spawn more ugly fucking trout/bass/catfish maybe if it's warm enough. And me smashing it's head with a rock so it don't move around.
hahaha oh man, I remember way back when I was in grade 2 my class went to a fish hatchery and everything was happy untill some dude takes a fish out of some tank and starts smashing its fucking head in with a mallet, but it wouldn't die so he just kept whacking and whacking untill there was blood splattered everywhere and brain/head chunks everywhere. We were fucking horrified.
you need to have receptors to alert you to danger aka survival
so im sure every creature feels pain
that's why you try to aim for the head to be humane about it
unless you're boiling lobsters in a sealed pot with their screaming brethren
I dunno which hunters you've been talking to, but the money shot is right behind the front leg if we're talking deer. Lungs and heart are both in that area. I'm not actually sure why shooting them in the head is a no-no, given that my family aren't trophy hunters... but, still.
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The only thing a fish feels is the instinctual will to survive so it can spawn more ugly fucking trout/bass/catfish maybe if it's warm enough. And me smashing it's head with a rock so it don't move around.
hahaha oh man, I remember way back when I was in grade 2 my class went to a fish hatchery and everything was happy untill some dude takes a fish out of some tank and starts smashing its fucking head in with a mallet, but it wouldn't die so he just kept whacking and whacking untill there was blood splattered everywhere and brain/head chunks everywhere. We were fucking mortified.
so, I was in this fish market in hong kong
and I look over and see a guy butcher a live fish
by slicing it in half lengthwise
it was still semi-alive afterwards, with its organs moving and puffing up
The only thing a fish feels is the instinctual will to survive so it can spawn more ugly fucking trout/bass/catfish maybe if it's warm enough. And me smashing it's head with a rock so it don't move around.
hahaha oh man, I remember way back when I was in grade 2 my class went to a fish hatchery and everything was happy untill some dude takes a fish out of some tank and starts smashing its fucking head in with a mallet, but it wouldn't die so he just kept whacking and whacking untill there was blood splattered everywhere and brain/head chunks everywhere. We were fucking mortified.
so, I was in this fish market in hong kong
and I look over and see a guy butcher a live fish
by slicing it in half lengthwise
it was still semi-alive afterwards, with its organs moving and puffing up
It's amazing how clueless Americans are about eating a good fish.
If you're gonna kill it in such a "brutal" fashion, at least know how to eat it properly and thereby "respect" the death of the creature just mauled.
But nooooo for lobsters you only eat tails and for fish you chop off and throw out the two best parts of the damn thing.
The only thing a fish feels is the instinctual will to survive so it can spawn more ugly fucking trout/bass/catfish maybe if it's warm enough. And me smashing it's head with a rock so it don't move around.
hahaha oh man, I remember way back when I was in grade 2 my class went to a fish hatchery and everything was happy untill some dude takes a fish out of some tank and starts smashing its fucking head in with a mallet, but it wouldn't die so he just kept whacking and whacking untill there was blood splattered everywhere and brain/head chunks everywhere. We were fucking mortified.
so, I was in this fish market in hong kong
and I look over and see a guy butcher a live fish
by slicing it in half lengthwise
it was still semi-alive afterwards, with its organs moving and puffing up
"FUCK, MY WALLET IS IN MY OTHER HALF."
hee hee hee
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edited November 2007
I heard that PETA produced some horrifying video of a cow being sledge-hammered to death themselves, just to get people to jump on the "fuck honest, hardworking slaughterhouse workers because meat is bad, man." bandwagon.
I heard that PETA produced some horrifying video of a cow being sledge-hammered to death themselves, just to get people to jump on the "fuck honest, hardworking slaughterhouse workers because meat is bad, man." bandwagon.
But nooooo for lobsters you only eat tails and for fish you chop off and throw out the two best parts of the damn thing.
wait, who ain't like lobster claws?
that's the best part
as far as fish heads
yeah you can keep that
I ordered a lobster at some fancy shmancy restaurant in Illinois (LOL MIDWEST) and instead of a whole thing all I get is the tail and I basically lifted my eyebrow and asked the server where the rest of the damned thing was.
The menu didn't even say lobster tail! IT SAID LOBSTER. I was upset.
And man fish heads are the best for soup-making or, if you make it Cantonese style, the fish's cheeks and forehead (yes some of them have forehead flesh) are the best meat in the whole thing.
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but it tastes pretty good with breadcrumbs and lemon
those are the skills that catapulted man to the point he is at now so you could sip lattes and type on your apple macbook you cuntrag
i dunno, blasting a squirrel in the head with a .22 is fun times, bro.
also, nothing like following deer tracks through wet soil with a rifle slung over your shoulder, communicating with hand signals and eye motions.
sounds good
add some parsley
the year whenever
they can beam deer directly into the spacestation from the forest and flash grill it to perfection using sonic lasers
that is a stunningly accurate explanation of my feeling towards an ideal society
bingo
i knew it was missing something
until they got bombed and stuff i mean
you hear about the lobsters
apparently they can 'feel' pain
who cares?
Seriously.
you need to have receptors to alert you to danger aka survival
so im sure every creature feels pain
that's why you try to aim for the head to be humane about it
unless you're boiling lobsters in a sealed pot with their screaming brethren
it is pretty awful if you think about it
hahaha oh man, I remember way back when I was in grade 2 my class went to a fish hatchery and everything was happy untill some dude takes a fish out of some tank and starts smashing its fucking head in with a mallet, but it wouldn't die so he just kept whacking and whacking untill there was blood splattered everywhere and brain/head chunks everywhere. We were fucking horrified.
i mean they are heavy and covered in giant spikes
and they also taste awful i guess
lobsters could learn a thing or two
I dunno which hunters you've been talking to, but the money shot is right behind the front leg if we're talking deer. Lungs and heart are both in that area. I'm not actually sure why shooting them in the head is a no-no, given that my family aren't trophy hunters... but, still.
"FUCK, MY WALLET IS IN MY OTHER HALF."
eating mom and their daughters/sons
If you're gonna kill it in such a "brutal" fashion, at least know how to eat it properly and thereby "respect" the death of the creature just mauled.
But nooooo for lobsters you only eat tails and for fish you chop off and throw out the two best parts of the damn thing.
hee hee hee
Chicken burger with cheese and a fried egg is deliciousness distilled into a single entity.
I'm eating some right now.
.....wow
If you can't stand seeing a pig slaughtered, you shouldn't be eating it you goddamn pussy.
I have the best cheese I've ever tasted now. Smoked cheddar from the Orkney Isles.
first I am not a smelly hippy by any standard; I consume meat and animal products daily
I just have an indifferent opinion of the idea of murdering an animal and devouring its corpse
for example
no I apologize knob that I maintain an indifferent opinion about hunting
I would either faint or be bored after two hours of biding our time in an environment that is filled with airborne parasites
and blasting a squirrel in the head with a .22 sounds cliche to me sorry metzger
oh golly gosh dang to the limit I am so late in reply I was shopping at the time for some tasty vegetarian sausages
wait, who ain't like lobster claws?
that's the best part
as far as fish heads
yeah you can keep that
I ordered a lobster at some fancy shmancy restaurant in Illinois (LOL MIDWEST) and instead of a whole thing all I get is the tail and I basically lifted my eyebrow and asked the server where the rest of the damned thing was.
The menu didn't even say lobster tail! IT SAID LOBSTER. I was upset.
And man fish heads are the best for soup-making or, if you make it Cantonese style, the fish's cheeks and forehead (yes some of them have forehead flesh) are the best meat in the whole thing.
:O
intoxication mixed in with projectile weaponry
umm
I also got the most delicious English honey mustard. My sinuses are so clear right now.