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Social Entropy Child's Play Dinner Contest
Robert Khoo
Registered User, ClubPA staff
Registered User, ClubPA staff
Every year we have a "mystery contributor" that purchases a block of tickets for the Child's Play Dinner with the sole intent of giving them away. He actually never SHOWS up to the dinner himself, but I assure you he is a stud.
The details of the dinner can be found here.
So here is a contest I am proposing to you, SE++.
I would like a poem of some kind about Child's Play. It can be a Haiku, Limerick or ANYTHING. Use your imagination. The winner, judged by me, will be awarded a pair of tickets to the event. The deadline is THIS SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT PST.
Eligibility:
1. You and your date must actually be able to attend the dinner in semi formal to formal wear. If you transfer the tickets to someone, please please please make sure they are able to go.
Oh, and happy thanksgiving everyone!
The details of the dinner can be found here.
So here is a contest I am proposing to you, SE++.
I would like a poem of some kind about Child's Play. It can be a Haiku, Limerick or ANYTHING. Use your imagination. The winner, judged by me, will be awarded a pair of tickets to the event. The deadline is THIS SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT PST.
Eligibility:
1. You and your date must actually be able to attend the dinner in semi formal to formal wear. If you transfer the tickets to someone, please please please make sure they are able to go.
Oh, and happy thanksgiving everyone!
Some guy.
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I promise it's not gay
they're holding a dinner
so it won't make you thinner
you can bring all your nippers
and we'll go kill some strippers
and if you don't care at all
you can choke on my ball (I only have one)
Edit: Oh snap.
I also couldn't make it to Seattle.
Good luck, duders.
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A group of male forumers all got together and systematically raped him for three months
Something something something Kazoo
Some have never played Pac-Man
Wakkawakkawa-
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EDIT: Hello, I'm stupid.
Of course they are.
Let me show them to you now
My poke-e-mans
Interpretive Video Dance: Yes.
Haikus: yes.
Who'd beat you with a ping pong paddle
He's helping the sick kids
Don't call him a prick, kids
Or he'll stomp you like a herd of cattle.
flawless victory
Maybe you'd ask a few less if you were really so confident >=(
Redi is gonna win it all and we're gonna auction the hell out of this thing.
Limerick entry
Two dudes nicknamed Gabe and Tycho
Set out to prove gamers aren't psycho
They set up Child's Play
and to this very day
They've allowed tons of sick kids to play ICO
Your face sucks. More like Robert... Whoo?
CHILD'S PLAY
it's all for the kids okay?
Anyone can bring a smile to their day
CHILD'S PLAY
it's all for the kids okay?
Don't matter if you're Tim Conway
a community
a cause that's worthy
it is child's play
I will have them
She knew of this fellow named Khoo
In a hospital alone
She called on the phone
Hoping he would one day answer
Once there was a fellow named Khoo
He had never heard of a girl named Sue
In his office alone
He picked up the phone
And found out Sue had cancer
Khoo was surprised, khoo was sad
Khoo got angry, and loud, and mad.
"This little girl is eight, and having no fun
No games, no toys, no rays of sun!
I must help this Sue!"
So Khoo got on the web, he posted a post
Of a magnificent, spectacular, dinner he'd host
"Come one, come all!
Come to our ball!"
Posted the man named Khoo
"Bring us your dollars, bring us you cash!
Bring us the money you stored in your stash!
It's for a good cause, trust me, it's true!"
All of this, for a girl named Sue.
Khoo realized quickly and fast
That he collected way too much cash
"Way too much, for one girl named Sue!
What to do, what do to!" exclaimed poor Khoo.
Then he got an idea, it came in a flash!
He knew what do to with all that cash!
He would give it to many girls, many boys!
He would buy them presents, games, and toys!
Happy was he, this man named Khoo.
That he did something good, for a girl named Sue.
that's factually inaccurate brownnosing
disqualified
Mabe and Mike Co.?
This is wonderful and I hope it wins.
forum admin's poem proclaimed crappy by all!