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MEGAFAUNA YOU GUYS

Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is loveRegistered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
MEGAFAUNA

Fool, turn off that dinosaur bullshit. Megafauna are where it's at.
Big fucking animals from the Pleistocene epoch all wrecking shit with their ridiculous size.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megafauna
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleistocene_megafauna



800px-Giant-beaver-fieldmuseum.jpg
I mean, just look at this fucker
He's a goddamn giant beaver you guys
His house is bigger than yours
It's a fact look it up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Beaver



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And then there's this guy
Giant mo'fucking Deer
Your buckshot can't save you now
Git R Done in hell motherfucker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Deer



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Goddamn Glyptodon
Goddamn Armadillo the size of a VW bug
shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodon



mam2.jpg
Look at the size of those tusks man
This Imperial Mammoth probably got all the fine lady mammoths
Dick the size of a tree trunk
Get the fuck out of here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Mammoth



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The Incredible Teratorn
Dropping incredible shits on your windshield
Fighting godzilla
Hot damn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incredible_Teratorn



These are all just opening acts for the star of the show
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Motherfucking Megatherium

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The Giant Ground Sloth

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He killed things by stabbing them with his claws
And he could kill just about anything he wanted

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What a guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium

So discuss these awesome beasts that could kick your fucking ass and such
Also post more of them
So we can all learn
Together

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Raptors are superior to giant sloths

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    so a teratorn looked just like a modern anti-hotlinking image

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    RRAAAOOOGUHHH GIANT ELK FUCKING RAAAGRRAGAGAAGGGHH

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    so a teratorn looked just like a modern anti-hotlinking image
    well it works in my browser, jerk

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    so a teratorn looked just like a modern anti-hotlinking image
    well it works in my browser, jerk

    That's because it's cached, jerk.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    works fine in my browser too

    jerks

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    so a teratorn looked just like a modern anti-hotlinking image
    well it works in my browser, jerk

    That's because it's cached, jerk.
    well it's rehosted now, jerk

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    so a teratorn looked just like a modern anti-hotlinking image
    well it works in my browser, jerk

    That's because it's cached, jerk.
    well it's rehosted now, jerk

    I could sure use a good jerking, jerk

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    so a teratorn looked just like a modern anti-hotlinking image
    well it works in my browser, jerk

    That's because it's cached, jerk.
    well it's rehosted now, jerk

    800px-O%26G_2007_027s.jpg

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    so a teratorn looked just like a modern anti-hotlinking image
    well it works in my browser, jerk

    That's because it's cached, jerk.
    well it's rehosted now, jerk

    I could sure use a good jerking, jerk
    jerk jerk jerk, jerk

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    those dogs always have that reddish fur around their mouths
    i always imagine its from eating humans

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    those dogs always have that reddish fur around their mouths
    i always imagine its from eating humans

    They're cannibals, they eat others of their kind and absorb their powers. One day, there will be only one.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    those dogs always have that reddish fur around their mouths
    i always imagine its from eating humans
    Arf arf arf chomp chomp OH GOD MY LEG!

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anklebiters. More literal then you would wish.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    puppy countdown here too

    giant puppieOH SHI

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A T-Rex would eat the shit out of that giant sloth

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dinosaurs are the best, yes.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    were there giant otters?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh man so cuuute

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bel would know.

    Also

    vt25b.jpg

    "Critic Sloth wants to apologise, he just wants to do a little dance for you"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    DOWN SASHA DOWN

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This is a quality fossil thread.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
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    this guy must be a popular one with the ladies

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    why whatever could you be implying mully?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tongue tentacles

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    why whatever could you be implying mully?

    large jar-opening claws

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    why whatever could you be implying mully?

    That he is a much better beaver than you.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    A T-Rex would eat the shit out of that giant sloth
    i dunno man megatherium had about 7 feet of height on a T-rex

    would have had clear shots at its head

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    And T-Rex had those puny little arms. Worst predator.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That big ass armadillo should have a rocket launcher, then it would still be alive today.


    Also, did the giant beaver have a colon?
    It could be more familiar than we think.


    EDIT: T-rex would just run into him, knock him over then start chompin.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    why whatever could you be implying mully?

    That he is a much better beaver than you.
    but I'm not a beaver

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    why whatever could you be implying mully?

    That he is a much better beaver than you.
    but I'm not a beaver

    I get them mixed up.

    Beavers otter be named platypuses.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Beatterpuses

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    And T-Rex had those puny little arms. Worst predator.

    robinsonstinyut3.jpg

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    That was such a fun silly movie.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Megafauna aren't all extinct you guys.

    Colossal Squid!
    Colossal_Squid_Ross_Ice_Shelf.jpg

    33 feet long, 1,091 pounds and bigger than the Giant Squid. But don't worry they only live in the deep Antarctic ocean. So the chances of one getting in to your local swimming pool are fairly small. Fairly.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Megafauna aren't all extinct you guys.

    Colossal Squid!
    *snip*

    33 feet long, 1,091 pounds and bigger than the Giant Squid. But don't worry they only live in the deep Antarctic ocean. So the chances of one getting in to your local swimming pool are fairly small. Fairly.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid

    Also:

    Blue Whale
    The biggest thing to ever live is still alive (just not this one).

    bluewhaleskeletondu1.jpg

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    elephants and lions and zebras and crap are megafauna too

    it's just pleistocene megafauna that are exctinct

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey I'v seen that skeleton before, it's at Longs Marine Lab here in Santa Cruz.

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