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On truthiness
Quethal
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So, most of you chaps seem like really swell fellows! I mean, sure, half of you will probably threaten the sanctity of my ass, but really, you're all 
However, you're all scattered about, and it is kinda hard to get a good view of everyone. So let's play a game! Two truths and a lie! In case you don't know what this is (or in case you can't figure it out from the name of the game, I mean, come on there has to be at least one booze/crack baby on the forums here), you say three things, two being truths, and one being a lie. People see if they can guess which is the lie, and if they can't, they have to fellate you! At least, that's how I always played. Anyhow.
I am eating a delicious fucking salad.
I am the one who gave your mom herpies.
I almost died twice last August.
However, you're all scattered about, and it is kinda hard to get a good view of everyone. So let's play a game! Two truths and a lie! In case you don't know what this is (or in case you can't figure it out from the name of the game, I mean, come on there has to be at least one booze/crack baby on the forums here), you say three things, two being truths, and one being a lie. People see if they can guess which is the lie, and if they can't, they have to fellate you! At least, that's how I always played. Anyhow.
I am eating a delicious fucking salad.
I am the one who gave your mom herpies.
I almost died twice last August.
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I am male
this is a wonderful thread
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
This topic is gay
This topic is awesome
There, no one has to do it ever again
I also typed this.
I don't wish you had died in August.
you're a fag
you're not a fag
guess which one is the lie
B is larger than A
C is larger than both A and B combined
the roof is on fire
we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
I've been to the lost city of Machu Pichu
I've been to the Great Wall of China
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Piza
Edit: Zephyr and Bastard, you guys were way too slow
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
I'm lying in this sentence
I'm lying in this sentence
You are a liar.
The Cake
THE CAKE
Dely: No, it's only supposed to be one lie, not a series of delicious lies.
dicks
lol
This is what I was going to do at first.
I find it hard to make lasting relationships.
I always look for the worst in people.
I am madly in love with a wonderful guy.
hahaha
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
B
Joke Option Larlar
TFS is a guy
I like cheesecake
Yeah, his company opened up a bunch of new offices in the fucking ancient ruins of Machu Pichu
not a fan of cheesecake?
I just ate cold spaghettios
I sucked a man's dick through craigslist
man zot why are you hating on cheesecake
you love me no longer, I know
and maybe there is nothing
that I can do to make you do
Mama tells me I shouldn't bother
that I ought just stick to another man
a man that surely deserves me
but I think you do!
So I cry, and I pray and I beg
Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
So I cried, and I begged for you to
Love me love me
say that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
I can't care about anything but you
Lately I have desperately pondered,
spent my nights awake and I wonder
what I could have done in another way
to make you stay
Reason will not pledge a solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care if you really care
as long as you don't go
So I cry, I pray and I beg
Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
So I cried, and I begged for you to
Love me love me
say that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
I can't care about anything but you
(anything but you)
Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
Love me love me
I know that you need me
I can't care about anything but you
oh you arrogant vain man you.
Cheesecake is ridiculously fattening
The Cheesecake is a lie
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Hey, 2 of those are in fact entirely legit
falcon kick
show me your moves
2. ???
3. PROFIT!
listen y'all it's a sabotage
that's what you're gonna get on level five
I have an autistic, epileptic brother.
In the last year I've been turned away from school three times because of a bomb threat.
Alternatively:
canada
germany
Alternatively:
I am a hit with the ladies.
I have liked one girl for way too long.
My mother used to work for United Airlines, and my dad knows people literally around the world (He grew up in an Irish Catholic family of 14, and they'd often host foreign exchange students), so we used to travel around on the cheap. I've been to 5/7 continents and almost all of the states, and more countries than I care to count.
It was pretty much wasted on me though as I was a recalcitrant teenaged fuck during most of these.