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And Lo, The Lord Sayeth...(Chips)

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
In this Orwellian, post 9/11 world few things in this world are certain.

Your life:

Pssh man, exponential ways to die are being thought up by them EVERY DAY.

Money:

You're gonna need to start sucking dick for gas, son.

Math:

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MAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

Well, there's one thing you know is a certainty in this un-ending nightmare that is our society:

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PRINGLES MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED PARMESAN AND FUCKING GARLIC RARAAAAOOOOUUGH


I mean, read this fucking review:
aste: The label said that these were Pringles, but they didn't come in a can, and each crisp was considerably smaller than conventional Pringles. The general oval shape of the pieces was fairly consistent, but the curvature of the crisps varied from one piece to the next, and nearly every piece had some bubbles in it. The crunch level was quite a bit higher than regular Pringles, with none of that high level of brittleness that Pringles are known for. The taste was strong but not overwhelming, with some parm and some garlic, but not so much garlic that it would scare away the kinds of eaters who are scared away by too much garlic. Pretty good, but not the best of the parm and garlic chips out there.

Aroma: Mild garlic smell.

I'd contend they're better than Rap Snacks.

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    fucking gross

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    pringles select are fucking off the chain

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You are a classy man Anjin-San.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    MAN YOU WANT SOME FUCKIN CHIPS I GOT SOME FUCKIN CHIPS FOR YOU

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rapsnacks

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Rapesnacks

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    HAVE YOU FUCKERS EVER HAD THIS

    JONES

    JONES SODA?

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey everyone lets all have some Pirate's Booty

    pirate-booty.jpg

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    OH MY GOD I WOULD EAT THE HELL OUT OF THOSE

    (the pringles I mean)

    #pipe on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Math:

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    MAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?


    Its matrix multiplication.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    HAVE YOU FUCKERS EVER HAD THIS

    JONES

    JONES SODA?

    You know something?

    I'M DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW

    GREEN

    GREEN FUCKING APPLE

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rap-Mack10.jpg

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    HAVE YOU FUCKERS EVER HAD THIS

    JONES

    JONES SODA?

    well, i'll be

    i never made the sacksy connection

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously though, those are some good fuckin chips anjin.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    These chips saved my life

    I was in a manic depression and suicide was inevitable.

    But like Jesus, descending from heaven these chips fell into my hands and pulled me out of my wading pool of self loathing.


    Thank you pringles select parmesan garlic

    thank you

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    GONNA EAT SOME MOTHERFUCKING RAPSNACKS YO!!

    DOGG THESE CHIPS BE OFF THE CHAN FO SHURE!

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited November 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Salt and Vinegar is the best potato chip flavor.

    This is a known fact and has been put into law in 38 states.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    HAVE YOU FUCKERS EVER HAD THIS

    JONES

    JONES SODA?

    You know something?

    I'M DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW

    GREEN

    GREEN FUCKING APPLE

    FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    *throws up the horns*

    *eyes pop out of head and roll around on the floor*

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    FUCK

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey everyone lets all have some Pirate's Booty

    pirate-booty.jpg

    Fuck, that's it.

    You're getting hit by the Aidzer.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No love for the Pringles Select sweet potato chips?
    glorious they are

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    a nuclear bomb goes off in the background

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Hey everyone lets all have some Pirate's Booty

    pirate-booty.jpg

    Fuck, that's it.

    You're getting hit by the Aidzer.

    Luckily I have my AIDSflector to reflect the AIDzerz.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    HAVE YOU FUCKERS EVER HAD THIS

    JONES

    JONES SODA?

    You know something?

    I'M DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW

    GREEN

    GREEN FUCKING APPLE

    FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    *throws up the horns*

    *eyes pop out of head and roll around on the floor*

    YOU SIT IN YOUR TOWER, ORIK

    I'LL LAY GENTLY IN MY PALACE OF FLAVOR

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Hey everyone lets all have some Pirate's Booty

    pirate-booty.jpg

    Fuck, that's it.

    You're getting hit by the Aidzer.

    Luckily I have my AIDsflector to reflect the AIDzerz.

    This is made of fail!

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    offscreen, i call the acme company and order a giant rocket and a bag of pringles select for bait

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The green apple jones soda flavor is gross

    the root beer is pretty great though

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

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    PITA CHIPS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE

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    YEAH YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME

    SHIT YEAH

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited November 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

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    PITA CHIPS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE

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    YEAH YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME

    SHIT YEAH


    Oh god those look amazing

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Who the fuck you think you are some star fox son of a bitch?
    this shit aint super smash mother fucker this is fuckin AIDS, take your pirates booty with aged white chedder and get out.
    [tRyan]

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    SA wrote: »
    I am boring. Boring boring boring.


    There we go.

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    guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    salt and black pepper chips = amazing

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Hey everyone lets all have some Pirate's Booty

    pirate-booty.jpg

    Fuck, that's it.

    You're getting hit by the Aidzer.

    Luckily I have my AIDsflector to reflect the AIDzerz.

    This is made of fail!
    ah yes aids and fail pinnacles of internet humour

    You just fuckin' ruined it.

    YOU FUCKING RUINED IT.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    guys guys

    Christmas Ham
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    H-Scroll.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Pita Chips should be stricken from the history books.

    #pipe on
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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    When I played WoW, all the Canadians in my guild raved about Ketchup Chips.


    Honestly they sound like the most disgusting thing in the world.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    I am boring. Boring boring boring.


    There we go.

    I don't have diabetes. Diabetes diabetes diabetes.

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