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And Lo, The Lord Sayeth...(Chips)
Calamity Jane
That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
In this Orwellian, post 9/11 world few things in this world are certain.
Your life:
Pssh man, exponential ways to die are being thought up by them EVERY DAY.
Money:
You're gonna need to start sucking dick for gas, son.
Math:
MAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Well, there's one thing you know is a certainty in this un-ending nightmare that is our society:
PRINGLES MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED PARMESAN AND FUCKING GARLIC RARAAAAOOOOUUGH
I mean, read this fucking review:
I'd contend they're better than Rap Snacks.
Your life:
Pssh man, exponential ways to die are being thought up by them EVERY DAY.
Money:
You're gonna need to start sucking dick for gas, son.
Math:
MAN WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Well, there's one thing you know is a certainty in this un-ending nightmare that is our society:
PRINGLES MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED PARMESAN AND FUCKING GARLIC RARAAAAOOOOUUGH
I mean, read this fucking review:
aste: The label said that these were Pringles, but they didn't come in a can, and each crisp was considerably smaller than conventional Pringles. The general oval shape of the pieces was fairly consistent, but the curvature of the crisps varied from one piece to the next, and nearly every piece had some bubbles in it. The crunch level was quite a bit higher than regular Pringles, with none of that high level of brittleness that Pringles are known for. The taste was strong but not overwhelming, with some parm and some garlic, but not so much garlic that it would scare away the kinds of eaters who are scared away by too much garlic. Pretty good, but not the best of the parm and garlic chips out there.
Aroma: Mild garlic smell.
I'd contend they're better than Rap Snacks.
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JONES
JONES SODA?
(the pringles I mean)
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Its matrix multiplication.
You know something?
I'M DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW
GREEN
GREEN FUCKING APPLE
well, i'll be
i never made the sacksy connection
I was in a manic depression and suicide was inevitable.
But like Jesus, descending from heaven these chips fell into my hands and pulled me out of my wading pool of self loathing.
Thank you pringles select parmesan garlic
thank you
DOGG THESE CHIPS BE OFF THE CHAN FO SHURE!
This is a known fact and has been put into law in 38 states.
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*throws up the horns*
*eyes pop out of head and roll around on the floor*
Fuck, that's it.
You're getting hit by the Aidzer.
glorious they are
Luckily I have my AIDSflector to reflect the AIDzerz.
YOU SIT IN YOUR TOWER, ORIK
I'LL LAY GENTLY IN MY PALACE OF FLAVOR
This is made of fail!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
the root beer is pretty great though
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
PITA CHIPS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
YEAH YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME
SHIT YEAH
Oh god those look amazing
this shit aint super smash mother fucker this is fuckin AIDS, take your pirates booty with aged white chedder and get out.
[tRyan]
There we go.
Satans..... hints.....
You just fuckin' ruined it.
YOU FUCKING RUINED IT.
Christmas Ham
H-Scroll.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Honestly they sound like the most disgusting thing in the world.
I don't have diabetes. Diabetes diabetes diabetes.
3DS: 5241-1953-7031