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The Next Logical Step

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
we've had cavemen versus astronauts and pirates versus ninjas
of course the next evolution is stuffed animal versus stuffed animal
but which? Now, your pining for an answer can come to an end, for friends and countrymen, I have it in my clutches.


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HOBBES


VERSUS


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TIGGER


Two tigers, in a cage match to the finish.
Who will go home a champion?
Who will have their stuffing spilled upon the dusty ground?

who will be widowed, Christopher Robin or Calvin??

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hobbes was a real tiger

    therefore he would win

    Soup on
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whoever wins...


    We lose.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Some of the Calvin & Hobbes comics portray Hobbes as a bloodthirsty tiger. My money is on Hobbes.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tigger is bigger, more bounce.

    Hobbes is made of stuffing but Tigger has actual flesh and blood...also I have always sensed a mean streak in him.


    I say Tigger.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Jumping is what tiggers do best

    Hobbes will be found dead with all of his belongings missing

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have seen this rule 34 and believe you me it is not pretty

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm gonna have to go with Hobbes on this one.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Soup wrote: »
    hobbes was a real tiger

    therefore he would win

    What!? NO HE WASN'T!

    They're both stuffed children's toys.

    Tigger has more gs.
    More gs means more power.

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  • ask_leskoask_lesko Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Does Hobbes have time to prepare?

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tigger is a racist term for tiger.

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  • SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Soup wrote: »
    hobbes was a real tiger

    therefore he would win

    What!? NO HE WASN'T!

    They're both stuffed children's toys.

    Tigger has more gs.
    More gs means more power.

    But Hobbes has the power of philosophy on his side.

    Plus he can keep quiet while Tigger doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.

    Spoony on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Soup wrote: »
    hobbes was a real tiger

    therefore he would win

    What!? NO HE WASN'T!

    They're both stuffed children's toys.

    Tigger has more gs.
    More gs means more power.

    No. He was based on a stuffed animal. In the stories he is real.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone who thinks Tigger would win is a stupid head.

    Hobbes is the clear winner.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Anyone who thinks Tigger would win is a stupid head.

    Hobbes is the clear winner.

    this is not a popularity contest

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Alright Kusu, as much as I have tried to dislike you, you have finally won me over.

    You are an okay dude.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Tigger is bigger, more bounce.

    Hobbes is made of stuffing but Tigger has actual flesh and blood...also I have always sensed a mean streak in him.


    I say Tigger.

    Tigger is not flesh and blood. All of the animals in the 100 Acre Wood are stuffed.

    Butters on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Alright Kusu, as much as I have tried to dislike you, you have finally won me over.

    You are an okay dude.

    finally
    i've thought the same about you for sooo long

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hobbes has traveled through time and survived falling off cliffs hundreds of times

    tigger doesn't have shit on that

    Soup on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What if...instead of fighting...they BREED

    Producing ultrabouncy philosopher children.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I think the actual question this fight brings up is "Who's imagination is stronger, Christopher Robin or Calvin?"

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    Tigger ain't so tough.

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    Hobbes seems to have more of an evil streak.

    This thread is just an excuse to see that retarded dude in the tigger suit, isn't it?

    mcp on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Alright Kusu, as much as I have tried to dislike you, you have finally won me over.

    You are an okay dude.

    finally
    i've thought the same about you for sooo long

    PI, is awesome but only when he wants to be.

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I think the actual question this fight brings up is "Who's imagination is stronger, Christopher Robin or Calvin?"

    calvin, duh

    christopher robin is a pussy

    Soup on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    dude, Hobbes

    how is that even a question

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    What if...instead of fighting...they BREED

    Producing ultrabouncy philosopher children.


    Wallhitter, why you gotta make me hit you?

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Calvins by a longshot, he imagines whole worlds!

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Anyone who thinks Tigger would win is a stupid head.

    Hobbes is the clear winner.

    this is not a popularity contest

    Think about it: what has tigger accomplished in his life? NOTHING.

    What has Hobbes done? Traveled to Mars without a spacesuit, mauled Calvin several times despite being a stuffed animal, thrown water balloons at girls, traveled through time, and many other adventures. He clearly wins.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Alright Kusu, as much as I have tried to dislike you, you have finally won me over.

    You are an okay dude.

    Good man.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hobbes would win, for he is a Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat where Tigger is bouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I thought this thread up like 2 hours ago but haven't been able to do it until now.
    I'm in class.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hobbes would win.

    He's from the mother fucking streets.

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  • ChurchbusChurchbus Registered User new member
    edited November 2007
    Is this a real question?

    Hobbes was named after 17th-century philosopher Thomas Hobbes, and it shows in his conversations. Tigger was named after.......well......yeah. Hobbes has approximately one bajillion times the intelligence of Tigger, and is physically equal to Tigger except for the bouncing.

    Hobbes can scare away bullies that shave in elementary school. Tigger can bounce bounce bounce all the way to the loony bin. Case closed.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't think Hobbes and Tigger would fight.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Tigger can also bounce someone to death.
    You guys are being BLINDED

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Alright Kusu, as much as I have tried to dislike you, you have finally won me over.

    You are an okay dude.

    Good man.

    <3<3<3<3

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  • ask_leskoask_lesko Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I think of Tigger as having retard strength and being nigh invulnerable. Kinda like the Tick.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wouldn't the real fight be between Christopher Robin and Calvin?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hobbes.



    Now everyone shut the fuck up.

    Stale on
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  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tigger "roles wid' his homies".

    Hobbes "ain't got none to watch his back".

    Ergo piglet would shiv Hobbes while Tigger distracts him.

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