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Happy Boys and Happy Girls

CZroeCZroe Registered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just found out that Aqua is reuniting, touring, and releasing a collection including DVDs next year.

Happy Boys and Happy Girls indeed.

Though most of their songs are bubblegum pop's trademark "nonsense lyrics", it was intentional for campy fun. While you're listening to that, try to see them as a more modern and poppy Ace of Base...
for kids.

yoT xoB nac og ot lleh

I'm sure you all hate Aqua, but I figured I'd test the waters. Double entendre laced "kid's" music FTW!

CZroe on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I just found out today that women on the pill still get their periods. I feel like I've been lied to about how this whole thing works.

    Nothing makes any sense any more.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I freaking love Aqua and this is the best news I have heard all week.
    Good times.

    Frog on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    uh yeah, like 5 of the pills in the case are just sugar

    they're they're so you can still keep taking the thing at the same time every day and keep in the habit, but they ain't got any hormones in 'em so your body bleeds out all the bullshit

    Knob on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You find out something new every day, I suppose.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    uhhm

    snap on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    god first the spice girls and now this

    nuke the world it's over

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    CZroe wrote: »
    I just found out that Aqua is reuniting, touring, and releasing a collection including DVDs next year.

    Happy Boys and Happy Girls indeed.

    Though most of their songs are bubblegum pop's trademark "nonsense lyrics", it was intentional for campy fun. While you're listening to that, try to see them as a more modern and poppy Ace of Base...
    for kids.

    yoT xoB nac og ot lleh

    I'm sure you all hate Aqua, but I figured I'd test the waters. Double entendre laced "kid's" music FTW!

    I saw the sign
    But I went through without stopping anyhow and got t-boned.

    neville on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    uh yeah, like 5 of the pills in the case are just sugar

    they're they're so you can still keep taking the thing at the same time every day and keep in the habit, but they ain't got any hormones in 'em so your body bleeds out all the bullshit

    i don't trust placebos so i'm on the 21 pill thing
    man if i don't gotta take pills for 7 days
    i am going to cherish those 7 days

    also it makes periods super regular

    mully on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    uh yeah, like 5 of the pills in the case are just sugar

    they're they're so you can still keep taking the thing at the same time every day and keep in the habit, but they ain't got any hormones in 'em so your body bleeds out all the bullshit

    i don't trust placebos so i'm on the 21 pill thing
    man if i don't gotta take pills for 7 days
    i am going to cherish those 7 days

    also it makes periods super regular

    LA LA LA LA LA
    Information overload

    neville on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    neville
    it's okay
    doesn't it make you feel good to know that i am safe while being sexually active

    mully on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    neville
    it's okay
    doesn't it make you feel good to know that i am safe while being sexually active

    i guess.
    but it would make me feel better if i knew that and you baked me some cookies.
    and also gave me some money.
    or a dirt bike.

    neville on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    i would seriously rather talk about menstruation than aqua

    Knob on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    neville wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    uh yeah, like 5 of the pills in the case are just sugar

    they're they're so you can still keep taking the thing at the same time every day and keep in the habit, but they ain't got any hormones in 'em so your body bleeds out all the bullshit

    i don't trust placebos so i'm on the 21 pill thing
    man if i don't gotta take pills for 7 days
    i am going to cherish those 7 days

    also it makes periods super regular

    LA LA LA LA LA
    Information overload

    My flatmates explained this
    One of them said that if you don't not take it for seven days the lumpy cunt blood backs up until your womb bursts and it sprays everywhere

    True fact.

    bongi on
  • FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    neville
    it's okay
    doesn't it make you feel good to know that i am safe while being sexually active

    It makes me envy you..... even if I believe that it is a wonderful thing. Good for you!

    Frog on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i would seriously rather talk about menstruation than aqua

    What is the differfence between these things

    neville on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I read her post as "It makes my periods extra smooth."

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i would seriously rather talk about menstruation than aqua

    so knob do you prefer sanitary napkins or tampons for your personal use
    or those.. cup things

    mully on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    neville wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i would seriously rather talk about menstruation than aqua

    What is the differfence between these things

    one tastes better on toast?

    Knob on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i would seriously rather talk about menstruation than aqua

    so knob do you prefer sanitary napkins or tampons for your personal use
    or those.. cup things

    i use wet naps

    neville on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    cup things?

    uh



    hm

    Knob on
  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Haha This is Awesome. I still have this CD in my case. :-p

    TheBlackWind on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My old lady has a brass tap installed into her uterus. She just unscrews it every couple of weeks to let the lady fluids out. Really though, she doesn't even have to do that, since it's got a pressure release widget on it anyways.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man this reminds me of the shakespearian house i went into
    strapon above avon or something
    stratford?
    anyway
    for babies, they had a chair that had holes in it with a bucket underneath

    mully on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    man this reminds me of the shakespearian house i went into
    strapon above avon or something
    stratford?
    anyway
    for babies, they had a chair that had holes in it with a bucket underneath

    stratford on avon

    neville on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    i'm going to invent a female sanitary product

    it's basically a rubber gasket and some denture adhesive

    you just paste that sucker shut for a week, and at the end you unseal it and slide out your problem like you were a geologist pulling up a core sample

    Knob on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    cup things?

    uh



    hm

    http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

    http://www.mum.org/MenCups.htm

    been around since the 1930s. holy crap.

    mully on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    man this reminds me of the shakespearian house i went into
    strapon above avon or something
    stratford?
    anyway
    for babies, they had a chair that had holes in it with a bucket underneath
    It's advances like that that allowed the Renaissance to happen.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • CZroeCZroe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    god first the spice girls and now this

    nuke the world it's over

    Aqua plays instruments. That automatically places them WAY closer to Ace of Base. Also, look at the show they put on: Crowd pleasers (Thailand).

    CZroe on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    cup things?

    uh



    hm

    http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

    http://www.mum.org/MenCups.htm

    been around since the 1930s. holy crap.

    oh it's reusable! that's...

    that's fantastic!

    Knob on
  • CZroeCZroe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mully wrote: »
    neville
    it's okay
    doesn't it make you feel good to know that i am safe while being sexually active

    It's not the pregnancy that's unsafe.

    CZroe on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i'm going to invent a female sanitary product

    it's basically a rubber gasket and some denture adhesive

    you just paste that sucker shut for a week, and at the end you unseal it and slide out your problem like you were a geologist pulling up a core sample
    Merry Christmas, honey!

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    hell yeah it is

    you can get rid of the drips in like a week

    babies take the better part of a year to cure

    Knob on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    CZroe wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    neville
    it's okay
    doesn't it make you feel good to know that i am safe while being sexually active

    It's not the pregnancy that's unsafe.

    it is if you know that you and your partner are monogamous and disease free

    except for cervical cancer
    there's a shot for that now
    and apparently, men can carry it
    but they obviously can't GET it
    they can just get warts
    but warts don't kill you

    i hate men

    mully on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    what's wrong with warts on your hog

    it's like being studded and ribbed for her pleasure

    but you can still ride bareback


    if you know what i'm saying

    Knob on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i think warts are a charming imperfection

    i had two on my wrist once when i was younger

    i then dug them out by the roots with my own hands


    i am starting to type like knob, this is indication of bed time

    mully on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah, guys got the long end of the genital stick on that one.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    what's wrong with how i type

    nothin' that's what


    i had a big ol' wart on the back of my hand and they froze it and carved it out with this scalpel/spoon thing

    now i got this big assed scar back there

    THANKS I BET THIS SCAR WILL JUST HEAL UP IN A MONTH LIKE THAT WART WOULD HAVE

    Knob on
  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Is this where I mention Red Wings? I think this is where we talk about Red wings and the obtaining thereof.

    Jimmy on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    no, that's retarded

    Knob on
  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    no, that's retarded

    You always rain on my parade.

    Jimmy on
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