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    Rey Del AguilaRey Del Aguila __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I guess G&T couldn't contain that not only are they better at reviewing games but they are also faster at reporting industry news. Kotaku/Joystiq/Gamasutra watch out.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's awesome.

    Not the comic.

    That some guy got fired.

    I hate people.

    We know. You made a thread about it.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    this seems to be the review in question

    seems pretty even-handed to me

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    rank you didn't seem to hate me all that much
    but it could have been one of those inner, festering hatreds i've heard so much about

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gabriel wrote: »
    The comic is true. You should see the news breaking soon.

    Whoa.
    If this comic is true, then I take back what I just said.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Can they really fire someone because they gave a game a "meh" review?
    Wiggins, this is america
    Of course they can.

    This is a new level of fucking stupid.
    And I know stupid.

    they boy's got experience in stupid
    dude like 200 more xp in stupid and he gains a level

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Can they really fire someone because they gave a game a "meh" review?
    Wiggins, this is america
    Of course they can.

    This is a new level of fucking stupid.
    And I know stupid.

    they boy's got experience in stupid

    Someone broke a ping-pong table in gym a couple days ago, because they jumped on it.
    I was like "What the fuck made you think that was a good idea? I knew that was a bad idea."

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    dude jumping on ping pong tables is either
    a. dumb
    b. fuckin' awesome

    your friend took a gamble and he lost. there is no shame

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    This wasn't a friend of mine, it was some idiot. I'm not even sure who it was.
    All I know is, goddamn, that was the best table. It was back in this little room, so it was great for playing ping-pong off of the walls and ceiling. No out of bounds, except for the door to the rest of the gym.
    Not anymore, though.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wow, this comic is up really early


    Wow, that is some insanely crazy news. I hope the dude can get hired quickly by some other publication.

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    can someone explain the second panel to me

    also is jeff gerstmann somebody important or something

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    this seems to be the review in question

    seems pretty even-handed to me

    That really does not seem malicious in any way. It almost sounds like the dude wanted to like it, but he just couldn't.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Zek wrote: »
    can someone explain the second panel to me

    also is jeff gerstmann somebody important or something

    Have you visited Gamestop.com lately?
    It looks like they have all kinds of Kane and Lynch shit on there, including a "make your own trailer" thing.
    I know this because I have it open in another tab.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    this seems to be the review in question

    seems pretty even-handed to me

    That really does not seem malicious in any way. It almost sounds like the dude wanted to like it, but he just couldn't.

    Could well be an accumulation of dissonant reviews.

    the infamous 8.8?


    Regardless, get him on 1up yours pronto I wanna hear his side of the story and that seems like the best place to do it.

    I always felt that he was the only good thing about Gamespot. I mean, doesnt mean he is awesome or anything but if he got fired by giving an honest review and pissing off sponsors than I fully support him.

    Fucking Gamespot.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zek wrote: »
    can someone explain the second panel to me

    also is jeff gerstmann somebody important or something

    he's saying, pretty much, that kane & lynch is advertised so MUCH on the site, that the author of the review damned himself by dissing someone who is putting money into the company

    yes

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Zek wrote: »
    can someone explain the second panel to me

    also is jeff gerstmann somebody important or something

    Have you visited Gamestop.com lately?
    It looks like they have all kinds of Kane and Lynch shit on there, including a "make your own trailer" thing.

    Yeah. Basically, the guy gave a game they were pushing heavily on their site a not so stellar review. This made them look like idiots, which they are, because they were pushing the fuck out of shit game. So they canned him.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Him getting fired is great news.

    Edit: By which I mean I haven't enjoyed his writing in years. I'm kind of confused that pissing off an advertiser got him fired rather than a pattern or mediocrity.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    oh look I got the sticky. Also since this is my thread, any comic edits that are not rapturously funny will be met with jailing.

    So, someone needs to do an edit with Jesus in it?

    Alternatively, they should put Jesus in more comics. It's been a while.


    Gabe was in this thread. The very next post, actually.

    If Jesus is in the next comic, you can all thank me.

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    Rey Del AguilaRey Del Aguila __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

    Did you even read the fucking review?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

    I don't know if you're the stupidest person to ever post on these forums, but I know you're top 5 material.

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, who knows the details behind his being fired - maybe this was just a last straw or he flipped off his boss when they confronted him about it or something - but this definitely seems like evidence that they planned in advance for the game to get a good score in conjunction with this ad campaign. Which is more than a little sleezy, regardless of what they do to the reviewer.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ok good I'm not the only who thought I was going insane when I read that dude's crazy post

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    Rey Del AguilaRey Del Aguila __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

    I don't know if you're the stupidest person to ever post on these forums, but I know you're top 5 material.

    Yeah well I am not a mod so...

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    Because you know who SAID you know what with you know who, let's keep that between me and you.
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

    Stupid fuck.
    He didn't say it was too violent/vulgar/coarse/whatever.
    He said it was a good idea, with poor execution.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I kind of respect him.

    But then again I have never read any of his reviews so..

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have a friend who does freelance work for Gamespot.

    I wonder what he'll think of this

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

    I don't know if you're the stupidest person to ever post on these forums, but I know you're top 5 material.

    Yeah well I am not a mod so...

    Are you saying he mod staff fills the top 5 idiot bracket?

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    Rey Del AguilaRey Del Aguila __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey CT I am sure that if you were quoted in a newspaper or something as saying the people who pay you do a poor job that they would be graceful to you. But I don't think you would say anything.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I have a friend who does freelance work for Gamespot.

    I wonder what he'll think of this

    I hear they may have an opening for a staffer

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

    I don't know if you're the stupidest person to ever post on these forums, but I know you're top 5 material.

    Yeah well I am not a mod so...

    Are you saying he mod staff fills the top 5 idiot bracket?

    If we're including mods he's like top 20 material.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey CT I am sure that if you were quoted in a newspaper or something as saying the people who pay you do a poor job that they would be graceful to you. But I don't think you would say anything.

    So he was supposed to lie, because Gamestop was plugging Kane and Lynch?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rey should be a D&D mod

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey CT I am sure that if you were quoted in a newspaper or something as saying the people who pay you do a poor job that they would be graceful to you. But I don't think you would say anything.

    how high are you currently?

    is the answer "so high?"

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Whatever, he was getting a paycheck for playing video games and writing about it, and then he pissed off those people who in a not so round about way pay those checks. If I paid some ones bills they better know when to keep their mouth shut. Not saying he should have lied but it was a game about a Killer and Sociopath. If he couldn't stomach it he should have asked to get another assignment. Then they could have fired him for not doing his job. These are video games. Manhunt, GTA, Condemned etc. This is the industry he works in. Gabe and Tycho have a really good position in that they only advertise a game if they like it and even then it can get complicated as was the case with Prince of Persia2. Whatever, cry me a river.

    I don't know if you're the stupidest person to ever post on these forums, but I know you're top 5 material.

    Yeah well I am not a mod so...

    Are you saying he mod staff fills the top 5 idiot bracket?

    If we're including mods he's like top 20 material.

    This isn't including GnT right

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Hey CT I am sure that if you were quoted in a newspaper or something as saying the people who pay you do a poor job that they would be graceful to you. But I don't think you would say anything.

    You are missing the point in the most spectacular fashion. You are doing so because you are slow.

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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    You know, actually reading the review before you started flapping your gums might have beeen a good idea.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hey CT I am sure that if you were quoted in a newspaper or something as saying the people who pay you do a poor job that they would be graceful to you. But I don't think you would say anything.

    how high are you currently?

    is the answer "so high?"

    Tell Suave and Carewere hello

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    Malice AforethoughtMalice Aforethought Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey CT I am sure that if you were quoted in a newspaper or something as saying the people who pay you do a poor job that they would be graceful to you. But I don't think you would say anything.

    Can you honestly be so dense? You don't see the conflict of interest here?

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    Rey Del AguilaRey Del Aguila __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    * Artificial Intelligence is quite lacking
    * Weapons don't feel right
    * Characters and storyline do everything in their power to drive you away from the game
    * No online co-op mode.

    This is what I was talking about. Seems he didn't like Kane or Lynch.

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