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Evel Dead

<:__)~<:__)~ Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
The only Ash is gonna be in the jar.

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Age of 69, the Reaper rode off on his jetcycle.

I always thought he was pretty awesome, between jumping busses and banging hot chicks.

Too bad his son is a loser.

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    For a minute there I thought you were implying that Henry Rollins was Evel's loser son and then I would have to click away in disgust.

    Rage on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    this is pretty depressing

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I gotta admit, this was rather clever.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Well that sucks.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    well, he had a surprisingly long life

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Man what the fuck, people
    wiki wrote:
    Knievel died on November 30, 2007, at the age of 69. Reports say he was infected by a rare parasite only known as xAlucardx
    Don't be douchebags.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hm.

    I guess it's better to go this way than dying in a failed jump over a exploding chasm filled with man-eating alligators which have also been rigged to explode

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    that's one opinion

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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hm.

    I guess it's better to go this way than dying in a failed jump over a exploding chasm filled with man-eating alligators which have also been rigged to explode
    I think he would've wanted it that way.

    RIP nonetheless.

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    PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
  • Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Man what the fuck, people
    wiki wrote:
    Knievel died on November 30, 2007, at the age of 69. Reports say he was infected by a rare parasite only known as xAlucardx
    Don't be douchebags.

    Sounds like someone wanted people to think he would come back as a vampire.

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  • <:__)~<:__)~ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    For a minute there I thought you were implying that Henry Rollins was Evel's loser son and then I would have to click away in disgust.


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    Nah, this is the loser son. Note the ribcage t-shirt.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Hm.

    I guess it's better to go this way than dying in a failed jump over a exploding chasm filled with man-eating alligators which have also been rigged to explode

    I could see him doing that at 80something.
    "Fuck it, I'm dying soon anyway. Might as well do it right."
    Wiki said he died of liver failure. Is that right, or was it something else?

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    He should have jumped over death on his bike

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Your henry Rollins sig...

    It looks like he's trying to mind control me.

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    <:__)~ wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    For a minute there I thought you were implying that Henry Rollins was Evel's loser son and then I would have to click away in disgust.


    img12pf6.jpg

    Nah, this is the loser son. Note the ribcage t-shirt.

    Do-rags and Oakleys are the pulse of fashion, though.

    RIP Evel, however.

    Rage on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zuel wrote: »
    He should have jumped over death on his bike

    he's gone to jump the great tire fire in the sky

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  • <:__)~<:__)~ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Your henry Rollins sig...

    It looks like he's trying to mind control me.

    I'm ok with that concept. :D

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mad props to him for not dying decades ago doing a stunt. Man was a genius.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hm.

    I guess it's better to go this way than dying in a failed jump over a exploding chasm filled with man-eating alligators which have also been rigged to explode

    No it's not.


    Hell I want to go out by failing to jump an exploding chasm filled with man-eating alligators which have also been rigged to explode.

    If only there was some way to add lesbians and more explosions into the formula it'd be the best death ever.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited November 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Your henry Rollins sig...

    It looks like he's trying to mind control me.

    Oh, he's not trying.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    He should be buried with his bike...while the bike is moving, fast...toward the grand canyon...

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    The thing to remember is bones heal, chicks dig scars and America has the highest nurse to stuntman ratio in the world.

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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You know it just hit me... this is Evel fucking Knievel!! He's gone! :(

    I would've thought with all the operations that he would've become some kind of immortal cyborg, but damn I guess not.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    You know it just hit me... this is Evel fucking Knievel!! He's gone! :(

    I would've thought with all the operations that he would've become some kind of immortal cyborg, but damn I guess not.

    Looks like it is time to pass the torch to the second-greatest stuntman in history

    I'm speaking, of course, of Super Dave Osborne.

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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You know it just hit me... this is Evel fucking Knievel!! He's gone! :(

    I would've thought with all the operations that he would've become some kind of immortal cyborg, but damn I guess not.

    Looks like it is time to pass the torch to the second-greatest stuntman in history

    I'm speaking, of course, of Super Dave Osborne.

    there you go again, Rank

    making me love you

    Rage on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    You know it just hit me... this is Evel fucking Knievel!! He's gone! :(

    I would've thought with all the operations that he would've become some kind of immortal cyborg, but damn I guess not.

    Looks like it is time to pass the torch to the second-greatest stuntman in history

    I'm speaking, of course, of Super Dave Osborne.

    there you go again, Rank

    making me love you

    Its what I do best.

    Rankenphile on
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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    You know it just hit me... this is Evel fucking Knievel!! He's gone! :(

    I would've thought with all the operations that he would've become some kind of immortal cyborg, but damn I guess not.

    Looks like it is time to pass the torch to the second-greatest stuntman in history

    I'm speaking, of course, of Super Dave Osborne.

    there you go again, Rank

    making me love you

    Its what I do best.

    I'm shipping your Christmas box of awesome tomorrow. I'll PM you the tracking number

    Rage on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    You know it just hit me... this is Evel fucking Knievel!! He's gone! :(

    I would've thought with all the operations that he would've become some kind of immortal cyborg, but damn I guess not.

    Looks like it is time to pass the torch to the second-greatest stuntman in history

    I'm speaking, of course, of Super Dave Osborne.

    there you go again, Rank

    making me love you

    Its what I do best.

    I'm shipping your Christmas box of awesome tomorrow. I'll PM you the tracking number

    I'll actually be in Ballard tomorrow, if you wanna swing by Callius' place and say howdy and save yourself the hassle of shipping. You still got my number, right?

    Rankenphile on
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  • RageRage Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rage wrote: »
    Rage wrote: »
    You know it just hit me... this is Evel fucking Knievel!! He's gone! :(

    I would've thought with all the operations that he would've become some kind of immortal cyborg, but damn I guess not.

    Looks like it is time to pass the torch to the second-greatest stuntman in history

    I'm speaking, of course, of Super Dave Osborne.

    there you go again, Rank

    making me love you

    Its what I do best.

    I'm shipping your Christmas box of awesome tomorrow. I'll PM you the tracking number

    I'll actually be in Ballard tomorrow, if you wanna swing by Callius' place and say howdy and save yourself the hassle of shipping. You still got my number, right?

    Ya think so - going to look at houses with the woman tomorrow though, so not sure if I can make it over to Ballard. I'll give you a call if I do

    Rage on
  • BlinkBlink Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I thought he was gone years ago. Shows what I know.

    Blink on
  • <:__)~<:__)~ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    evelkanyerf7.jpg

    This photo was some time this past week.

    Maybe the death of his mother has made Kanye snap, and now he's going around killing old people.

    EDIT: also, I think Evel is wearing a diaper :(

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I dunno, Kanye was pretty sane before his mom died. Doesn't seem like the type of guy to go nuts.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dang this sucks

    http://www.autoblog.com/2007/11/30/evel-knievel-dies-at-69/

    liver failure indeed, it was a transplant organ

    you ride the fiery beast over the pits of hell, man

    rip

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    fire the doctor out of a cannon.

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you're pretty clever

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    took me a while to see what you did there

    that was edgy


    hip

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dang, this is sad news. :(

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    He was still alive?

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