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Die in a flood and other popular suggestions (Currently we are blaming Canada)
neville
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In this thread, we discuss exciting ways (new ones as well as old classics) to enjoy a flood.
Specifically, the ways I can enjoy the fact my apartment is totally fucking flooded because my apartment managers are goddamn idiots.
Help me spread the joy, much like the water damage, over all of my worldly possessions!
Edit: Relief aid is acceptable and awesome! Ask Shoe if you want my address!
Specifically, the ways I can enjoy the fact my apartment is totally fucking flooded because my apartment managers are goddamn idiots.
Help me spread the joy, much like the water damage, over all of my worldly possessions!
Edit: Relief aid is acceptable and awesome! Ask Shoe if you want my address!
Mostly joking.
Mostly
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Could we have some of your flood?
I don't know if awesome floats.
Water polo
> get stuff
It is all wet, why would you all want it?
> grab clothing
Wet clothes are not awesome. You don't want those.
> cry
Its already wet, you stupid faggot. What will that accomplish?
Even as text my apartment doesn't work! :O
Steam
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
The hedgehog is fine for the moment.
The kitchen, laundry room, and my bedroom are the rooms adrift as it were.
it does
trust me, here
I would know
You're too beautiful to die!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist
And he floats.
But seriously can't you get aids from floodwater?
i imagine when you fill an ego so full of hot air it is pretty buoyant, yes
Steam
Tell people you own a waterbed to entice them back for sexy times.
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
its a laptop
my last act before going underwater is to tell you all i love you/hate you.
also to look at pornography
maybe to check my email
dude, you're over here?
THAT'S WHAT IT IS LIKE
WHOA
[/Keanu]
Fifty points for a spear through the head
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
the only white whale in this sea would be neville
because he is white, and also fat, like a whale
do you feel the burn
I'm just saying as the water rises you should play Nearer, My God, To Thee
he's skinny like a city gay
you'll either create a blazing hot sauna or go out in flames.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Because there's too much water where there shouldn't be water?
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
we're having a butt baby!
Don't be foolish.
I'm not friends with fat people.
t stale: I decided to re-enact Noah's ark.
"Bring me two of every faggot"
... I didn't think this through, clearly.