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I have a speech due in less than 8 hours

FutoreFutore Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
An informative speech. I need a subject to use. suggestions please? i'm good at speeches, just can't think of a topic that would fit well into a 10 minute time frame.

or, rather, one that I actually think my classmates should know about.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TALK ABOUT LACK OF COMMUNICATION

    LIKE HOW MY PROFESSOR FAILED TO COMMUNICATE TO ME THAT, YES, OUR END OF TERM ESSAY IS IN FACT DUE TOMORROW

    BREAKDOWN IN THE ABILITY TO SPREAD INFORMATION TO EACH OTHER IS REALLY PRETTY AWFUL ISN'T IT

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Do your own homework.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Do a speech on how much you'd like to suck some balls.

    Then start pointing out dudes in the crowd and start rating their balls.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you need help coming up with a good, engaging speech topic then you are probably not as good a speaker as you think you are.

    That said, just pick a random current event and run with it.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    speeches are dumb

    get a job

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You there, sir.

    That's a very dapper suit you are wearing.

    I'll bet your balls rate at about a 4 on the Licktor scale.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i have a presentation in 1 week, i should get on that

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That revolution going on around the world known only as internet

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Make sure to pound the desk, wave your arms, and talk very forcefully

    It's not necessary to incite a riot, but it helps

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    But seriously, give a speech on how crazy the primary schedule is this election season.

    They'll eat that up and you can make it after spending 10 minutes on CNN.com.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You there, sir.

    That's a very dapper suit you are wearing.

    I'll bet your balls rate at about a 4 on the Licktor scale.

    hahahahahaha oh god

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Steal a speech from a movie. This one is topical but it might be too sophisticated for your audience.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    talk about productivity in the workplace, and how deadlines tend to be a primary motivator.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    but Viv, i am. promise

    i only feel that i could not do just to all the topics that interest me tonight if i were to cut them to a brief 10 minutes

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2007
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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Talk about cake, and how good it really is, and all the types too.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anal Leakage:
    The Silent Killer?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Just copy/paste that other topic about the ideal age for getting started with sexual activity and then ask for volunteers.

    If they refuse you can just call them limp-dicks

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    Take about cake, and how good it really is, and all the types too.

    and then end it chanting in a stoic voice,

    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie
    the cake is a lie

    so delicious and moist

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Chico, i just laugh-gasmed



    Dee Kae, cake is good.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    oh is this a last minute thread? i have to mail a chapter to my professor tomorrow morning

    it's 7:52 pm already and the caffeine is not working

    anyway, if anyone wants to have a quick read and give a bit of feedback, pm me. i'll be up for a long time.

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vorus wrote: »
    Anal Leakage:
    The Silent Killer?

    Oh oh oh those WOW chips that caused that.

    He could do it on those and other products that have died down thanks to odd physical effects, like Surge soda!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2007
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i'm naked and falling asleep, i need some adderall to focus me away from SE++

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    FreddyD wrote: »
    Steal a speech from a movie. This one is topical but it might be too sophisticated for your audience.

    Just make sure the vomiting part of your speech lasts at least 5 minutes. Leave no child uncovered.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    oh is this a last minute thread? i have to mail a chapter to my professor tomorrow morning

    it's 7:52 pm already and the caffeine is not working

    anyway, if anyone wants to have a quick read and give a bit of feedback, pm me. i'll be up for a long time.
    where the fuck do you live

    My boy jezz lives in Sydney.

    #pipe on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    do it on the tendency of college students to prcrastinate

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    oh is this a last minute thread? i have to mail a chapter to my professor tomorrow morning

    it's 7:52 pm already and the caffeine is not working

    anyway, if anyone wants to have a quick read and give a bit of feedback, pm me. i'll be up for a long time.
    where the fuck do you live

    My boy jezz lives in Sydney.

    i do indeed

    though it's cold and cloudy enough out to be vancouver

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i've been procrastinating since i was a young boy my father took me in to the city to see a marching band

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Eleven Twenty Five Oh-Seven! NEVER FORGET!


    This is the speech topic.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Eleven Twenty Five Oh-Seven! NEVER FORGET!


    This is the speech topic.

    it seems as though i've forgotten...

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Writers strike?

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Futore wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Eleven Twenty Five Oh-Seven! NEVER FORGET!


    This is the speech topic.

    it seems as though i've forgotten...

    It really has nothing to do with anything. While making sandwiches at work I coated my hand in best before labels and scared one of the waitresses off the line by yelling that while holding out my hand.

    Yeah, I sometimes have too much time on my hands.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    once I improvised a speech on raccoons

    they have monkey paws, you know

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    once I improvised a speech on raccoons

    they have monkey paws, you know

    And rabies.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Eleven Twenty Five Oh-Seven! NEVER FORGET!


    This is the speech topic.

    it seems as though i've forgotten...

    It really has nothing to do with anything. While making sandwiches at work I coated my hand in best before labels and scared one of the waitresses off the line by yelling that while holding out my hand.

    Yeah, I sometimes have too much time on my hands.

    i... uh..... what.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Eleven Twenty Five Oh-Seven! NEVER FORGET!


    This is the speech topic.

    it seems as though i've forgotten...

    It really has nothing to do with anything. While making sandwiches at work I coated my hand in best before labels and scared one of the waitresses off the line by yelling that while holding out my hand.

    Yeah, I sometimes have too much time on my hands.

    Ha! I see what you did there!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    once I improvised a speech on raccoons

    they have monkey paws, you know

    And rabies.

    Lies! Liberal slanders!

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Eleven Twenty Five Oh-Seven! NEVER FORGET!


    This is the speech topic.

    it seems as though i've forgotten...

    It really has nothing to do with anything. While making sandwiches at work I coated my hand in best before labels and scared one of the waitresses off the line by yelling that while holding out my hand.

    Yeah, I sometimes have too much time on my hands.

    i... uh..... what.

    I have been a cook for five years and will have my Journeyman ticket in a couple weeks.

    We are not exactly known for our maturity or sanity, to be honest.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    write my speech about censorship and the first amendment

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