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The most worthless human being in existence
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I'm pretty sure that person would be my roommate.
-He has no sense of cleanliness at all. He never does the dishes. He would leave them in the sink saying that he needs to soak them first. He leaves wrappers and pop cans everywhere in the house.
-He doesn't shower or wash his hair daily. When he does, he always steps out of the shower soaking wet without drying himself first and the floor would be covered in a pool of water.
-He dropped out of college. His words were, "This is retarded. I'm not learning anything, because I already know how to program in Perl."
-He works like only 6 times a month at a Party City. It's like a party supplier place.
-He doesn't "go" to bed. He would stay up for like 20 hours and then he would literally pass out with lights and music on. Then he would manage to sleep all day for like 16 hours.
-He is also literally sleeping on a pile of trash. Next to his air mattress is a giant pile of pop cans and popcorn bags.
-Whenever he's awake, he spends most of his time administering idlechan and watches anime.
-He would even sometime forget to eat. He would put shit in the microwave or the oven and completely forget about it.
-By now his parents has disowned him.
itt we bitch about worthless people.
-He has no sense of cleanliness at all. He never does the dishes. He would leave them in the sink saying that he needs to soak them first. He leaves wrappers and pop cans everywhere in the house.
-He doesn't shower or wash his hair daily. When he does, he always steps out of the shower soaking wet without drying himself first and the floor would be covered in a pool of water.
-He dropped out of college. His words were, "This is retarded. I'm not learning anything, because I already know how to program in Perl."
-He works like only 6 times a month at a Party City. It's like a party supplier place.
-He doesn't "go" to bed. He would stay up for like 20 hours and then he would literally pass out with lights and music on. Then he would manage to sleep all day for like 16 hours.
-He is also literally sleeping on a pile of trash. Next to his air mattress is a giant pile of pop cans and popcorn bags.
-Whenever he's awake, he spends most of his time administering idlechan and watches anime.
-He would even sometime forget to eat. He would put shit in the microwave or the oven and completely forget about it.
-By now his parents has disowned him.
itt we bitch about worthless people.
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I get my dose of shit, from some of the poor saps that wander into this place.
No way, I'm a very successful person.
Also, he liked making, uh, odd noises in the middle of the night while in front of his computer... ah... yeah, you get the point.
But you live with a failure. It makes you a failure by association.
at least you guys don't have to live with this pile of shit of a human.
Not you.
You.
ps conditioning is not the same as washing
All of this clothes are stained and brown.
Fred Phelp protests at my high school like four times a year.
At least he's doing some productive with his time even if they completely and utterly shit.
I mean, I leave trash and shit everywhere in my room, but I keep that shit out of the commons.
M. Night Shyamalan movie
Hahah, I do that.
productive would be beating him into a coma with cow brands
See, I'm fine with leaving it in the sink for a few hours. The problem is that he never actually wash them.
i'm not? hm.
He's protesting something to express his point of view. So I guess that's productive.
Even though his "point of view" is so fucked up and wrong, and I hope he dies in a fire.
I shampoo and condition my hair every day and that is why my hair is so fantabulous
I can't do that. I have to take a plate and wash it up. i can't leave it there. It jjust something that I can't do. Like leaving a disk in a machine or out of a case, or in the wrong case. If I lived with this guy, I'd probably end up bursting to his room with a shovel and chasing him, swinging it above my head and laughing, crying probably, before beating him to death....Sorry, went a bit away there.
if i dont wash my hair everyday i feel nasty and gross
and its not becuase im a greasy bastard, i just dont like it
was it every other day
treat it with conditioner everyday because its a moisturiser
t far: my mexican is from tj but he is an illegal, dont tell the fedderallies because I like his work
you're one of those
yeah, me too
somebody has to have it, and it will make
if i could i would just throw used plates straight into the trash
but then id have to take the trash out
How the fuck do you forget to eat?
Don't get me wrong, I am a big slob, it's just those things....I can't do. I can sit down and relax if I have left a plate sitting next to me. It's like the plate is screaming at me "Pick me up you bastard! I deserve to be clean!" I mean, with other stuff, I am a typical student. my room is covered in clothes just laying around, and I don't really care if a my stuff is organised. It's just the plates and CD's.