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My Grandfather is LARPing as a hobo.

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
So I'm living with my grandparents while renovations at my house are going on. Some crazy shit goes down here.

Just today, I made some popcorn earlier to eat while I watched a movie. I accidentally burned the popcorn, so I threw it in the bin.

After the movie, I come back, and there is NO MORE POPCORN IN THE BIN.

Me: "Nanna... where... where did the popcorn out of the bin go?"
Nanna: "Poppa is eating it"

D:D:D:

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Fuck you it's still good.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    no it's not man

    that shit is not cool

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You make popcorn

    Roommate (grandpa) eats popcorn

    How is this different from any other early-twenties individual

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I burned a loaf of bread today at work.

    So we split it in half and had a swordfight in the kitchen.

    Daric on
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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dongpuller wrote: »
    You make popcorn

    Roommate (grandpa) eats popcorn

    How is this different from any other early-twenties individual

    It was burnt and had been in the been for a while.

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  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    your grandpa is going senile and within a year isnt going to know who the fuck you are

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    your grandpa is going senile and within a year isnt going to know who the fuck you are
    He's far from senile. He's probably the most "with it" person I know.

    He's just got some... some weird things about him.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    like being senile and forgetting what burned popcorn tasted like.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    eccentric

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Burnt popcorn tastes really bad. If I was a hobo though I would eat it.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've eaten burnt food before. I did it because I kept burning shit and was so hungry I didn't care.

    I've also spewed because I tried to make a bread substitute out of egg and packaged bread crumbs, and I ate a massive bowl of fruit salad with it. I fried the egg whatever you call it, there was heaps of it too because I just kept adding eggs / crumbs trying to get the consistency right.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You should learn to appreciate food and not let it go to waste even if it's a little burned

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    He better have a bindle and a crumpled top hat or he is not a good hobo.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dongpuller wrote: »
    You should learn to appreciate food and not let it go to waste even if it's a little burned

    Well this is all open to interpretation, when I burn things I don't usually burn them a "little", if I burn something I made charcoal. But next time I'll eat it, then I'll have a nice warm fire in the fireplace and eat what is left after it is burnt out. It will be a similar experience.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    hobosexual dot com

    OH CHRIST IT'S REAL

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados is one of my most favorite forumers to whom I don't really speak much.

    Sup, Raneydoo?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey geek

    we never really did speak did we?

    we're like two pillars in salt

    we see each other, we know we're near enough

    but we never communicate

    not even resonating in our brine tundra

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    hobosexual dot com

    OH CHRIST IT'S REAL

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hobo porn is always funny

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    hobosexual dot com

    old

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hahahaha
    it has the best titlebar text

    Hobosexual (_!_) Slipping Thru The Cracks

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Damnit, that's not a hobo, that is a bum. There's a world of difference.

    Bob Dylan never sang a song about a bum, for one.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    hahahaha
    it has the best titlebar text

    Hobosexual (_!_) Slipping Thru The Cracks
    It's funny on about 2 levels.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    hey geek

    we never really did speak did we?

    we're like two pillars in salt

    we see each other, we know we're near enough

    but we never communicate

    not even resonating in our brine tundra

    I've never seen us in the same place together at the same time.

    Does that mean we're Superman?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tranedos&geekxxxblowjob.avi

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    man who's who?

    Geek who have you met via forums so I can 6 Degrees of The Geek you

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    man who's who?

    Geek who have you met via forums so I can 6 Degrees of The Geek you

    Bogey, Grath, Soul Fury, Khoo, Tycho, Jordyn, Framling, Dely, Wook, Sheri, Munkus, Weaver, Whippy, Arithena, Legacy, Neville, TDL, Mully, Smart Hero, Arsenic, Stale, Sars Boy, Futility, Borfase, Druhim.

    I know there's more, but that's what I can think of off the top of my head.

    The Geek on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    of that list: Wook, Sheri, Smart hero

    more if I make it to Stale's thing

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Stale's having a thing?

    Man, I haven't been on much lately. He's still down in Atlanta, isn't he?

    The Geek on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ayup

    29th of Dec

    I'm really not sure if I can make it but dangit i'm trying

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    ayup

    29th of Dec

    I'm really not sure if I can make it but dangit i'm trying

    That's my birthday!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    anyone wanna buy me an airline ticket so I can go to Stale's?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I just realized that, by the end of this year, I will have celebrated 6 birthdays since I joined this forum.

    SHEESH

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    all I need is the free time, the money and the ride

    wooooo


    woo....

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thanks for forgetting me from your list, Geek.

    I'll be in the corner crying bitterly for a while.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Thanks for forgetting me from your list, Geek.

    I'll be in the corner crying bitterly for a while.

    This is why I never participate in Forumer Opinion Threads.

    I always forget who I know.

    The Geek on
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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    man during the depression they never wasted burnt popcorn you ingrateful bastard

    your old man was trying to teach your dumb ass a lesson here

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