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Album of the Month - December
Rankenphile
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Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Since Starfuck apparently can't be bothered to make a fucking thread this month, I've taken it upon myself to bludgeon your skulls with my poor judgement.
Since it is December, I am dedicating this Album of the Month thread to one of the greatest Christmas albums ever created.
Oh, shit yes, son.
Track list? Yeah, they're not singing about "oh hey, we fucked an elf with a double-headed guitar under some mistletoe!". ALthough that would be awesome. But good ol' Twisted Sister kept it real by playing traditional christmas tunes with a heavy metal fist down your throat. Behold:
1. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
2. Oh Come All Ye Faithful
3. White Christmas
4. I'll Be Home For Christmas
5. Silver Bells
6. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
7. Let It Snow
8. Deck The Halls
9. The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
10. Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days Of Christmas)
You see? I can already smell the vomit and holly, it looks like it is shaping up to be one very metal Christmas.
Edit: Oh, shit yes I found videos for some of the songs.
Since it is December, I am dedicating this Album of the Month thread to one of the greatest Christmas albums ever created.
Oh, shit yes, son.
Track list? Yeah, they're not singing about "oh hey, we fucked an elf with a double-headed guitar under some mistletoe!". ALthough that would be awesome. But good ol' Twisted Sister kept it real by playing traditional christmas tunes with a heavy metal fist down your throat. Behold:
1. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
2. Oh Come All Ye Faithful
3. White Christmas
4. I'll Be Home For Christmas
5. Silver Bells
6. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
7. Let It Snow
8. Deck The Halls
9. The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
10. Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days Of Christmas)
You see? I can already smell the vomit and holly, it looks like it is shaping up to be one very metal Christmas.
Edit: Oh, shit yes I found videos for some of the songs.
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I must have it.
make the yuletide gay
just watch the entire video for Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
and despair
you will never be that awesome
Look at some of this crazy shit:
Jingle Bells - Skid Row
Happy Christmas (War is Over) - Winger
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Jani Lane of Warrant
I'll Be Home for Christmas - Twisted Sister with Lita Ford
Jingle Bell Rock - Nelson
Twelve Days of Christmas - Dokken
Christmas Love - Billy Idol
Oh yeah, this is so going on my Amazon wishlist.
Billy Idol?
YES
also goddamn that's pretty metal
ain't my damn fault he is lazy or whatever else his excuse may be like maybe he got in a car wreck or got really sick or something oh god I hope he's okay
prick
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
I have that on MP3PO
sorry I have just been wanting to make that joke for way too long
Dokken singing the Twelve Days of Christmas? Must have!
HAIR METAL
My parents have that on vinyl. I listened to it many, many times growing up.
Full of Christmas classics such as:
R2D2, We Wish You a Merry Christmas
What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)
EDIT: Oh man, I just found this little factoid on Wikipedia:
okay Twisted Sister is pretty rad but
HAIR METAL
Also why do they call it "Hair Metal" anyways? There are plenty of metal bands with TONS of hair that do not play "hair metal"
Giving us the spirit of the season through wailing guitars and blistering metal drumming is what Jesus would do.
but only for pickles
man can drum AND sing AND play guitar
he's that whole fuckin' band