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My friends are terrible people

The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
But we have so much fun.


We were at a LAN party, and one kid was inside playing WoW.

So we did what any normal person would.


Covered his car in tin foil and shaving cream
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The car was fine.
At a later party we all picked it up and shuffled it onto the road, no collisions.

What terrible things have you done?

Also, yes, he was pissed, but he's damn near used to it now.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    damn teenagers with your crappy moustache attempts

    Air on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We also renamed the car "cupcake" after this incident

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    and your crappy emo woe is me bullshit you all are so shit

    Air on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    An accidental human, flawed and useless

    the fuck is this shit

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dude I am having a great time right now.


    You are just a bitter old man.
    Go back to your Cart old man

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you should have rigged the car to explode if he used the breaks instead

    that would have been hilarious

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    you should have rigged the car to explode if he used the breaks instead

    that would have been hilarious

    Next time, I promise.



    If there is one.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tinfoil around a car isnt clever and neither is cupcake or what you wrote on the car

    Air on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Air wrote: »
    tinfoil around a car isnt clever and neither is cupcake or what you wrote on the car

    I watched, and we weren't really trying.


    We also had very little time before he wondered where everyone went.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ha
    tim.
    doodle

    if you arent gonna be clever at least be insulting

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    World of Warcraft is a massively multiplayer online game.

    J3p on
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Air wrote: »
    ha
    tim.
    doodle

    if you arent gonna be clever at least be insulting

    We didn't do it to be clever or insulting.

    We did it because it was silly and we were bored.

    Stop attacking our art

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A LAN party is when a group of people gather at one location, and then proceed to engage in multiplayer gaming over their Local Area Network. Most LAN parties require one to bring their own computer.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    whats your gimmick anyway

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Air wrote: »
    tinfoil around a car isnt clever and neither is cupcake or what you wrote on the car

    I watched, and we weren't really trying.


    We also had very little time before he wondered where everyone went.

    Oh so you didn't really care too much.

    That's awesome du- Oh I mean "meh".


    Apathy means making a public spectacle, putting it on the internet and then pretending like you don't care when people don't laugh at it.

    Great thread by the way.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    A LAN party is when a group of people gather at one location, and then proceed to engage in multiplayer gaming over their Local Area Network. Most LAN parties require one to bring their own computer.

    I never would have known

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    While it may often be called tinfoil, it is most definitely not made of tin.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Shaving cream is a substance applied to the face, or anywhere else where hair might grow, in order to avoid razor burn when shaving.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    a car is a vehicle that many people commonly own to transport themselves and various goods from location to location.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    When it comes to playing pranks on WoW players nothing can compare in my mind to the time, at PAX, we saw this dude playing on a laptop in a hotel with his door wide open (screen closed.)

    So Grath sneaks up behind the door, halfway concealed in bushes, and hisses "I GANK YOU WITH MY ROGUE!" The guy jumped so bad he fell out of his chair. We all ran laughing like children into the night.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    thread /θrɛd/
    –noun
    1. a fine cord of flax, cotton, or other fibrous material spun out to considerable length, esp. when composed of two or more filaments twisted together.
    2. twisted filaments or fibers of any kind used for sewing.
    3. one of the lengths of yarn forming the warp or weft of a woven fabric.
    4. a filament or fiber of glass or other ductile substance.
    5. Ropemaking.
    a. any of a number of fibers twisted into a yarn.
    b. a yarn, esp. as enumerated in describing small stuff.
    6. something having the fineness or slenderness of a filament, as a thin continuous stream of liquid, a fine line of color, or a thin seam of ore: a thread of smoke.
    7. the helical ridge of a screw.
    8. that which runs through the whole course of something, connecting successive parts: I lost the thread of the story.
    9. something conceived as being spun or continuously drawn out, as the course of life fabled to be spun, measured, and cut by the Fates.
    10. Computers. a series of newsgroup messages dealing with the same subject.
    11. threads, Slang. clothes.
    –verb (used with object)
    12. to pass the end of a thread through the eye of (a needle).
    13. to fix (beads, pearls, etc.) upon a thread that is passed through; string.
    14. to pass continuously through the whole course of (something); pervade: A joyous quality threaded the whole symphony.
    15. to make one's way through (a narrow passage, forest, crowd, etc.).
    16. to make (one's way) thus: He threaded his way through the crowd.
    17. to form a thread on or in (a bolt, hole, etc.).
    18. to place and arrange thread, yarn, etc., in position on (a sewing machine, loom, textile machine, etc.).
    –verb (used without object)
    19. to thread one's way, as through a passage or between obstacles: They threaded carefully along the narrow pass.
    20. to move in a threadlike course; wind or twine.
    21. Cookery. (of boiling syrup) to form a fine thread when poured from a spoon.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't have friends.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Shaving cream is a substance applied to the face, or anywhere else where hair might grow, in order to avoid razor burn when shaving.

    I just want you to know that what you are doing in this thread is wonderful. That is all.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I don't have friends.



    you can be my friend

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I don't have friends.



    you can be my friend

    Ok but I warn you I sleep rape.

    And don't cuddle afterwards.

    On the plus side in the morning we can make waffles while singing the waffle song.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    fair enough

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is it possible to be burgin' for waffles? Wafflin'?

    Shit.

    I dunno what its called.

    All I know is that every fucking time somebody mentions waffles on this forum I get hungry for some Goddamn waffles.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can I come too ?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can I come too ?

    That depends. Do you get off on sleep-rape?

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My friends are awesome, I worked the overnight (10:30PM to 9:30AM) at a gas station. They came with me, we smoked up, played cards, I did a little work. Was fun.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can I come too ?

    That depends. Do you get off on sleep-rape?

    I think I could learn to do so.

    Barring that I could learn to tolerate it.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Also, this Slim Jim beef jerky stuff (Not the actual slim jim sticks, the stuff in the bag) is terrible

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I cannot say I like the concept of Beef Jerky. This might have to do with the brand "Nobby's".

    You see, their slogan on all their products involved "Nibble Nobby's XXXX", they were primarily a packaged nut brand, So "Nibble Nobby's Nuts" was all over the 7/11, then "Nibble Nobby's Beef Jerky" and "Nibble Nobby's Porky Bits" (Pork Rinds I think) kind of just ruined the joke, especially when they were all lined up.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can I come too ?

    That depends. Do you get off on sleep-rape?

    I think I could learn to do so.

    Barring that I could learn to tolerate it.

    Whoa, now. Big no-no on that one, space chief. Tolerate?

    Its not rape if you tolerate it, silly goose.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Beef jerky can be really good, venison jerky is the most tasty bit of meat I have ever had.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thats the thing though, if its still rape when I'm getting off to it, I think a sort of implicit consent is there, same with tolerating it, there would be no formal consent as such but you know I wanted it, why else would I have worn that provocative mini skirt?

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Whoa.

    i don't like this "sleep consensual sex" stuff.

    You will be unwilling and crying during the entirety of it or so help me I will feed your waffles to the cat.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Then can we do some crazy fetish where I force the cat to vomit up my waffles because I am in need of sustenance and you won't let me make more waffles?

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Shaving cream is a substance applied to the face, or anywhere else where hair might grow, in order to avoid razor burn when shaving.

    A friend is a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.

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