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Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
Some Email I Got wrote:
CONGRATULATION WINNER

UNITED KINGDOM ONLINE PROMO DATED DECEMBER 12th, 2007

We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement that you are one
of our New year winners of the UNITED KINGDOM ONLINE PROMO AWARDS,
held on DECEMBER 12th, 2007. You have won for your self a total sum of
516,778.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterlingsand its Equivalent is
$921,201:00 USD.)

Please contact fiduciary agent for your claims by sending to him your
Details Below.

Whoo! I can buy anything I want! Time to get me some Warhammer 40k shit.

So what would you guys spend $921,201USD or 516,778 pounds on? Coke? Hookers? A new car?


Or you guys can just keep it all in pounds and wait a few years for the USD to slide in value even more, seeing as the British Pound is nearly 2:1 in value when compared to the Dollah! ^^

Lucky Cynic on

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, okay, do we really need spam mail threads?

    PotU on
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  • TeelieTeelie Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Just combine them all and get the KITT-Hooker model car that snorts coke and lets you do nasty things to its tail-pipe.

    Teelie on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what the fuck are you waiting for

    send the man your details

    this is 500,000 fucking sterlingsand

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    dude, can I borrow a couple bucks

    I will totally pay you back man you know I am good for it

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'd go to Ikea and buy enough cheap furniture to set up a fake reality show set and trick people on Craigslist into thinking they are participating on a new Bravo competition

    Fiz on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    dude, can I borrow a couple bucks

    I will totally pay you back man you know I am good for it

    Tell ya what, I'll mail you a blank check, and you just get me back whenever you can!

    Lucky Cynic on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I got one of those Nigerian Prince emails a while back and I was so excited because I'd never got one

    so I wrote the guy back and thanked him for giving me a giggle at the fact that they still existed, then told him to die in a fire.

    #pipe on
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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    can you buy me sixteen pizzas

    some with pineapple please

    also sausage

    Faricazy on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I got an email from some Leon Sumbitches guy once.

    PotU on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    I'd go to Ikea and buy enough cheap furniture to set up a fake reality show set and trick people on Craigslist into thinking they are participating on a new Bravo competition
    this is the best idea

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I got an email from some Leon Sumbitches guy once.

    Isn't that the guy who wrote that song Gravity Train?

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dude.

    DUDE.

    Buy me an European car then ship it to the States for me.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Dave The RaveDave The Rave Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A diamond tipped platinum strap-on.

    Dave The Rave on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    pretty sure it is wrong

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    It's also a uniform and a university.

    Get your English right, kids.

    PotU on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    I'd go to Ikea and buy enough cheap furniture to set up a fake reality show set and trick people on Craigslist into thinking they are participating on a new Bravo competition

    hahahaha

    Garlic Bread on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hi,

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    We're always here for you! stocks and shysters,talentless and seeking fame

    I don't know what this email means but I am so fucking in!

    It can't possible be bad, can it?

    Filler Inc. on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    Hi,

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    We're always here for you! stocks and shysters,talentless and seeking fame

    I don't know what this email means but I am so fucking in!

    It can't possible be bad, can it?

    Interracial bed sex.

    Like...cedar and mohagony?

    Meissnerd on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    cunt interracial bone

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Good God, man, buy yourself a Mercedes. You have arrived.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Also, you can get so stupidly rich surveying the mineral deposits scattered across the galaxy in Mass Effect.

    I've made at least 300,000 in legal Citadel tender so far, just checking out rocks.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    too bad money becomes pointless after you hit one million and get spectre weapons

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    fuck your spam, furry

    Knob on
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