Welcome to Phalla-online, a forum-based community full of like-minded people. We hope you will enjoy your time here!
That was what they said when you first came here. Now you know better. “Communityâ€â€¦ha! This place a damned mess! There’s always something going wrong, no one seems to get along with one another. In fact you haven’t enjoyed a single day since you signed up.
Still you’re here and today has been the darkest day thus far. This is the announcement that was posted this morning:
“Dear low lives,
It appears one of you morons has blown up the forum and let a bunch of forum raiders in. I bet someone is jealous of our success. Anyway, we have locked the sign-up page, so no new accounts can be made. However, in the process we lost all account names. Don’t ask me how, I cannot be arsed to fix it. It is late now, so I’m going to go clubbing and get a BJ by some hot redhead who offered it to me if I would stop drooling all over a cut-out of Hellboy, whatever.
Hopefully you useless bags of shit can give me the names of the forum raiders by the time I get back.â€
A few hours later the following announcement popped up:
“hI fukcers!
Im fukcin drunk now maaaaan!!!! I dunno wtf im doing but fuck you all!!! 1 of the mods contacted me demandin I would fix some fucking thisngs!!! Fuck him!! In fact ive demoded al moderators fuck those fuckers man!!!
N e way im off drinkin sum more with me mates c u, if you could just vote for who you wann ban I’ll do that once im back.â€
Every night you must vote in
!red on who you want your most humble admin to ban. Voting closes
7pst (or 10pm on the east coast).
There are many roles in this game, all remain hidden at the moment. Actions must be sent to
Idi Admin, official back ups are
James (in the evenings) or
Aldo (in the mornings/afternoons).
New? Interested in playing forum games? No idea what the hell this is all about? Go read:An Introductory Post to Phalla
Most forumers jumped ship, forty forumers remain:
1 -
durax (replaced hesthefastest)
2 -
PRËTËNTIÖüS
3 -
Richy
4 -
Zot (The Notorious Z.O.T.)
5 - DevoutlyApathetic
6 -
Cyvros
7 -
Qorzm
8 - Variable
9 -
werehippy
10 -
Satan Himself
11 -
DasUberEdward
12 -
LaOs
13 -
Inquisitor (Church kicked out due to inactivity)
14 - TehSpectre (replaced Casual Eddy)
15 -
Hylianbunny
16 - Daric
17 - One Thousand Dicks
18 -
IreneDAdler
19 -
tuxkamen
20 - B:L (replaced Daedalus)
21 -
Green
22 - Quid
23 -
Frosteey (Cuddleton the Epilepsy Lemur)
24 -
visiblehowl
25 -
Medopine
26 -
evilbob (peter von den boogerband)
27 -
Premier Kakos
28 -
mtvcdm (Guy Who Is Banned Now)
29 -
iamtheaznman
30 -
Saburbia
31 -
Zzulu
32 -
celery77 (selderij77)
33 -
gundam470
34 - JamesKeenan
35 - Toxic Toys
36 -
Elendil
37 -
Gumpy
38 -
MrBallbaggins
39 -
Hakkekage
40 -
Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend
Pick a number, SAVE YOUR FORUM!
Reserve:
1 - Inquisitor
2 - durax
3 - B:L
4 - TehSpectre
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Rules:
Please retract in
!lime. I haven't figured out a way to properly keep track of affairs otherwise.
Don't share role PMs, paraphrase them.
When you're out, you're not allowed to talk about the game with the living
No anonymous contact.
Rule Clarifications:
I forgot to tell, but if you're going to vote for someone else, please retract your previous vote. I have't really thought of a way to properly manage affairs otherwise.
You don't really have to type out the more annoying names, "Fluffy" or "Umlauts" works as well. "Marx" is prefered.
When I tie the vote between Hakkekage and Zot tomorrow, who will die?
I flip a coin.
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Yeah, but you`re some sort of half-day ahead of me, so I still was worried I might not get in. I`ve been looking forward to this, see, and am so glad I got in. I hope twelve is lucky!
Edit:
For the record, hesnotfasterthanme.
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Ladies:winky:
!Signup for #3
And glad to have y'all on board.
:P
I haven't played a Phalla in a while. Let's see how this goes.
3 phallas at once, blehhh
You dun got beat