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Popping Penis Problems?

WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insidesLet me show you themRegistered User regular
edited December 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
So I had an erection and I shoved downwards on my penis. I heard a quite audible pop. There was no pain during or afterwards, though I did lose my erection very fast and my penis seems more mobile. So I put to you H/A, go to doctor or do not go to doctor?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you probably lost your erection due to the fact you were scared fuckless that you just broke your penis

    doesn't sound like you did anything. Can you still get an erection? no pain at all?

    and by "mobile" what do you mean?

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No, no pain. Dunno about an erection, I'll try that next. By mobile I mean I'm droopier than usual and have less resistance moving around.

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Unless you had pain, and trust me if you broke the cartilage you would feel the pain, it doesn't sound serious. It's possible the ligament attaching it to your muscles/pubic bone stretched out, which sometimes makes a cracking sound. Unless you can't get a boner again I wouldn't worry.

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  • DalbozDalboz Resident Puppy Eater Right behind you...Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It almost sounds like you popped a ligament, similar to cracking your knuckles. If everything still works and you're not experiencing any pain, I doubt it's a problem. Pain is usually the biggest give away if there's a problem or not, especially in the region.

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And it turns out that yes, I can still get an erection.

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Cool, all systems are go. Thanks dudes.

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  • aesiraesir __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    thats normal (for me). I think its kinda like cracking a joint.

    If you'd actually broke your dick, it would hurt so bad you would cry. I saw it happen in a porno blooper once.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    aesir wrote: »
    thats normal (for me). I think its kinda like cracking a joint.

    If you'd actually broke your dick, it would hurt so bad you would cry. I saw it happen in a porno blooper once.

    OMG?!? ITS POSSIBLE TO DO THAT?!? that scares me....

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    D:

    Oh god there are some things I did not need to know.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    aesir wrote: »
    thats normal (for me). I think its kinda like cracking a joint.

    If you'd actually broke your dick, it would hurt so bad you would cry. I saw it happen in a porno blooper once.

    OMG?!? ITS POSSIBLE TO DO THAT?!? that scares me....
    Yes, it's very possible, such a girl very enthusiastically riding cowgirl, you pop out, she slams back down on top of you, something bends in a very 'no it shouldn't bend like that' way, there's a horrible snapping sound, and that was the most time I ever spent in a Japanese hospital.

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  • TarantioTarantio Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The same thing happened to me recently, Zin. (the popping, not the breaking... ~shudder~)

    Had no problems since then, I'm pretty sure it's just a ligament popping.

    It did freak my girlfriend out a bit, though.

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  • corcorigancorcorigan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You should go to your doctor.

    See here.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    corcorigan wrote: »
    You should go to your doctor.

    See here.

    THATS IT! I am officially traumatized! It could even happen if you have morning wood and you roll on "it" the wrong way. D:D:D: there are things that I am just better off not knowing about...I think this qualifies.
    Tarantio wrote: »
    The same thing happened to me recently, Zin. (the popping, not the breaking... ~shudder~)

    Had no problems since then, I'm pretty sure it's just a ligament popping.

    It did freak my girlfriend out a bit, though.

    Are there ligaments in your penis?

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  • Deviant HandsDeviant Hands __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Look, the only thing you need to keep in mind is we are humans, and penii are not exempt from severe, and sometimes, irreparable damage. This isn't even the worst thing that could happen. I saw a guy crush his in between two plates of plexiglass. Thought he could prove something.

    Becareful with your penis. Very fragile.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I saw a guy crush his in between two plates of plexiglass. Thought he could prove something.

    What makes you think you can stop there with that story?

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  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I saw a guy crush his in between two plates of plexiglass. Thought he could prove something.

    What makes you think you can stop there with that story?

    As weird as it is, and as much as I don't want to know.....I had to lime it.......

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  • Deviant HandsDeviant Hands __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I saw a guy crush his in between two plates of plexiglass. Thought he could prove something.

    What makes you think you can stop there with that story?

    A dude, puts his penis in between two plates of plexiglass, and underestimates the pressure of a machine. Resulting in a completely flattened bloody pancake of a penis. You don't want to know.

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bullshit

    no one is that stupid

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I saw a guy crush his in between two plates of plexiglass. Thought he could prove something.

    What makes you think you can stop there with that story?

    A dude, puts his penis in between two plates of plexiglass, and underestimates the pressure of a machine.
    OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS THING ONLY WENT TO 16000 PASCALS! TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!

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  • Deviant HandsDeviant Hands __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    bullshit

    no one is that stupid

    Look up Penis mutilations on google.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Or, you know, don't.

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  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As strange as it seems for me to give this advice, if you haven't done it yet I'd make sure that your erection has... uh... "full functionality" without any sort of discomfort.

    Also, I don't think I've seen a thread title that ever made me D: as hard as this before.

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aydr wrote: »
    Also, I don't think I've seen a thread title that ever made me :lol: as hard as this before.

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  • DragDrag Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Or, you know, don't.

    This is the best piece of advice in this thread.

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  • EdgieEdgie TampaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So does anything at all bad happen with 'popping' one's wang? Cause I actually do it semi-frequently. It feels good. Not in a sexual way, but in a, well, weird way. Like cracking knuckles (which I also love to do with frequency).

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    if there is a partial tear of one of the layers of the tunica rather than a rupture then these patients are able to have an erection again and do not have any bruising. However the healing of a partial tear is by fibrosis and the long-term consequence of this injury may be a traumatic curvature of the penis

    Maybe you should see your doctor, dude?

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  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've heard at least five calls into Loveline asking this very same thing. You're just popping the suspensory ligament like you would a knuckle. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If there is no pain, discomfort, or any other sort of raging fire in your groin, then you're probably just fine. It's something that happens.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I've done it a few times. It's sort of a party trick, I guess. Not a very good one, but whatever. I'm actually kind of sad to learn that I'm not unique in this ability.

    I don't do it anymore, though, because I'd rather be safe than sorry when it comes to my penis.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    I've done it a few times. It's sort of a party trick, I guess.

    What kind of parties did you go to..?

    OP, I think that it is still worth getting checked out the next time you go to the doctor. Theres no pain so its not a pressing issue that needs to dealt with now. At your next checkup while the doctor asks how you are feeling just say "BTW, I kinda cracked my penis..." (I'm sure you can think of a better way to phrase it.)

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